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Trevor Noah

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Trevor Noah is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

“Who he/who that cunt?” you might ask. Well, he’s a South African (need I continue?) comedian (apparently) who’s about as funny as an unflushed toilet. The real problem is that he’s just not funny, even when reading jokes that have been written for him.

There’s a video doing the rounds of him attacking Britain’s past and haranguing Brits, as if people living now are responsible for events that happened centuries ago. He complains (for ages) about being questioned at the airport despite admitting he hadn’t organised the correct visa. He then does a bit about our lack of Summer (it’s thrilling stuff). He then subsequently berates Britain saying, “It’s really not that great here.”
Noah, if you don’t like it here, then please, off you fuck.

This smug, sanctimonious onion-head took over the Yank “comedy” programme ‘The Daily Show’ from Jon Stewart. Despite the viewing figures plunging (mainly because an unfunny, Saffer loudmouth was berating Yanks), it was papered over with “yes, but he’s big with young people.” You mean, in the same way David Hasselhoff was “big in Germany,” it transpires Noah is big online! Riiight.

He’s so edgy he’s done stuff on Trump, whether fat women are sexy to drunks, and pro-immigrant material. Goodness! What a pioneer of humour.

Noah is another pc comedian/presenter who oils the wheels of liberalism but he has a colossal chip on his shoulder which could be one of two reasons: Either he’s embarrassed because he knows that people realise he’s been elevated for, erm, token reasons; or he’s embarrassed by his own gaping deficiency of humour. Alternatively, it could just be his repulsive personality getting in the way.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Meryl Streep

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To divert criticism from herself regarding the Weinstein scandal (Streep says she was ‘desperately silent’… So – a la Rantzen – she did fucking know!) this libtard twat is trying to point fingers at Melania Trump… It wasn’t Melania Trump who was ‘desperately silent’ about a notorious Hollywood perv, was it?…

Streep has also (like that arch snowflake cunt and husband collector, Scarlett Johansson) aimed some snide shit at Ivanka Trump… Again, Ivanka didn’t stay tight lipped about Weinstein…

Streep has also pulled a particularly dirty trick: by saying that Dustin Hoffman ‘overstepped the mark’ when he ‘slapped’ her during Kramer versus Kramer… Bringing up something that was nothing from over 30 years ago, to make someone look bad, just so she can look good?… Concorde conked cunt….

I despise Streep and these other libfuck cunts who try to blame everything on Big Don and his family… Even their own misdemeanors and shitty behaviour… A hurricane flattens Florida? That cumbucket cunt Jennifer Lawrence blames those who voted for Trump… Madogga has become an obsolete has been? She blames Big Don… Scarjo and her fellow Saturday Shite Live snowflakes aren’t getting their way? She targets Ivanka Trump… Concorde Streep stays (cough) ‘silent’ over Weinstein? She somehow thinks that Melania Trump is to blame for the whole thing…

Cunts! Cunts! Cuntety Cunts!

Nominated by Norman

Baristas

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I’d like to cunt Barista’s and the cunts that employ them who appear to instil in them a sense of moral superiority.

Foooooking cunts, I dislike many many aspects of modern life but I reserve a special hatred for those hypster type coffee serving cunts.

When in the fuck did becoming a cunt that served you a brew give you licence to look down your fucking nose at the person paying £3 for a bit of hot water and a few ground up coffee beans?

Oh and whilst I’m at it just because you’ve got a fucking stupid beard and some torture device in your ear lobe it doesn’t make you trendy, it merely confirms you’re a failure that dropped out of Sociology at the start of your second year.

Get fucking fucked you cunts.

‘like yah, can I just write your name like on this cup ya know so I can shout you out when it’s ready, ya know’

‘Sure it’s CuntyMcCuntface with a capital C’.

Cunt

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface

Logan Paul

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Logan Paul is a pointless cunt.

I thought a youtuber was someone who puts things in their arsehole, but no, they are a group of cunts who make a fortune from uploading a video of them wearing a hat, or falling off a bmx, which the youth of today find life changing. They are all a waste of spunk, but this retard is a particularly annoying piece of shit.

Out for a stroll with a bunch of other cunts, they found some poor cunt who had committed suicide by hanging. Did this Logan maggot find some restraint and put his fucking camera away, you know, respect for the dead and all that? Did he fuck. He went in for the close up, while him and his scummy pals had a good giggle.

Now, even some of the dregs that ‘follow’ this empty life bellend have pointed out how much of a cunt he was, he has decided to apologise. Only it’s not really an apology is it, just like all the other twats who get caught out, then want you to feel sorry for them. No, you are a shameless, talent free cunt, who I hope gets shunned for all eternity. He had my piss boiling at Vlogger…….

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Foreign Aid

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I know this is old ground but it really winds me up. This country ships about 13 billion a year abroad in foreign aid. We’re legally obliged to do it because Cameron enshrined it in law (so that Cleggy would keep him in number 10).

On the news this morning one of the main stories was about the NHS considering cancelling non urgent operations for a month because it’s creaking under the strain. Of course this has nothing to do with 300,000 + immigrants coming into the country every year. We have a housing / homeless crisis and numerous other social problems. We are cutting our armed forces continually and are now in a worrying situation re: defence. A lot of the homeless are ex services. Where’s the support ?

The politicians in this country seem to be more interested in helping foreigners than their own people. I called into the supermarket yesterday. In front of me at the checkout were a smartly dressed couple of the peaceful persuasion ; they had a trolley full of stuff which came to seventy odd quid. The woman whips out a wad of vouchers (now this supermarket doesn’t have a voucher scheme), so I can only assume that they were issued by some government department.

Anyway, checkout girl runs the voucher barcodes through the system and off they toddle happy as Larry. I pondered briefly to consider how hard I have to work for my money and lo and behold my piss doth reach boiling point faster than a jetboil kettle.

This country is in deep shit and if things don’t change very soon the consequences will be dire in the extreme. Any politician calling at my door canvassing for votes will be asked if they are committed to abolishing foreign aid and stopping immigration apart from people who are needed in critical areas. If they answer no they will be told to fuck off in no uncertain terms.

As an aside, the local labour party dropped a Christmas card through our letterbox. It was the 31st of December. Can’t even deliver a Christmas card on time, the cunts.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter