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Mavis and the Traitors

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I’m thinking of starting up a new band with the above name. I’ll be the manager and get in some young cunts to play the parts. It will be five piece…….2 cunts dressed like posh Tory ex-Public schoolboys, 2 cunts covered in tats with skinny jeans and whisky beards.
The singer will be an obvious and repulsive trannie ( think a young Frank Maloney.)
We don’t need any musical ability because we’ll just be re-working the old classics. Here’s some of my ideas :

(1) Immigration in the U.K. (Sex Pistols)
(2) Back in the ECHR ( Beatles )
(3) We’re Making Plans for Nigel (XTC)

Any offers?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

I would like to include some Beatles classics:
Maytricker
We can fuck it up
From May to EU
Baby you’re a bitch, ma’m

And many more.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Sadiq Khan [9]

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Sad Dick Cunt deserves, like his *honourable* friend Anthony Blair, a 24/7 cunting.

The idiotic shit brained little fucker has decided that it is quite in order to insult Donald Trump during his upcoming London visit, in the most childish way possible.

So the fuckwit who *runs* London, who has presided over a ramshackle administration, over more than 80 murders in the first half of this year, who spends more time worrying about Brexit than the shithole with it’s filth and *inclusion* that is London has now got under the barrel and started scraping it, to dig up more right on shit.

This cunt couldn’t run a supermarket let alone a Capital city.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

Sadiq Khan is on record as saying the the UK should apologise for the Amritsar massacre.

I suggest that we do so – but only after Islam has apologised for the 7/7 London bombings.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Lewis Hamilton

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Lewis Hamilton is a total and utter prize cunt. This tax dodging private jet owning bell end is worried that Women and in particular Serena Williams (guess what card he is trying to suggest and play) are not paid enough as sports stars.

Now you cannot kid anyone with sport, you either have the talent plus attitude plus commitment to make it to the top or not. It does not matter what race or sex you are, you either can or cannot. Not even Hitler could cheat Jesse Owens out of four golds in 1936 and no one can deny that Usain Bolt is the fucking quickest human to have ever lived.

However if Serena is so fucking good and wants equal bucks then she should enter a unisex tournament and fucking win it. The same for all the women tennis players, if you want the most cash step up and beat everyone else. So Mr Lewis Hamilton when Serena or Sharapova give Rodger or Rafa a quick whipping over five sets they can go and claim the top prize. If they can’t they should be fucking grateful for every crumb they earn because if it was truly mixed they would only make the level of a good club pro on the challenge tour.

Also while I’m at it Lewis I don’t deny your a fucking top driver (one of the best out there) but until you win a world title when you car is five mph in a straight line slower than everyone else’s only then will you rightfully be called world champ. Until then take your private jet and fly the fuck out of here or come back and pay the British government their revenue.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Adults in kids T shirts

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Grown adults who wear kids T-Shirts are cunts….

I’m talking about tossers who are in their 20s onwards who wear Marvel T-Shirts (usually to do with all that modern film franchise shit and not the Stan Lee/Jack Kirby originals)… And the worst ones? Grown adults wearing Hogwarts sweaters and Harry Potter T-Shirts…. They’re mostly daft wimmin, but I have seen some men in Potter gear as well… These cunts are the saddest twats imaginable…. Because any adult who even admits to liking Potter (or anything by J Kunt Rowling) has to be a phenomenal cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Penguin Publishing

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Penguin Publishing. These cunts – who may I remind everyone are THE BIGGEST PUBLISHING COMPANY IN THE WORLD – have removed the requirement for a degree from all of their jobs in an effort to stop judging on merit and boost ‘diversity’ (unless its diversity of opinion, obviously). That’s right – these cunts, who are practically the Disney of the publishing world, who operate in a field where high standards in terms of grammar and literature skills and the like are not only desirable but necessary, have now removed the requirement for a degree from all their jobs, and in doing so have effectively said that poor literary standards are perfectly acceptable so long as their diversity quota gets boosted. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt