Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Herman Van Rompuy

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Herman Van Rompuy, former President of the EUSSR deserves a nomination. He stuck his bald head above the parapet a few days ago to issue his own version of Project Fear. Van Rompuy is claiming that Brexit poses an ‘existential threat’ to the UK and will lead to an increase in support for Scottish independence. In an interview with the Observer, Van Rompuy said, “We could end up with a situation in which the EU27 becomes more united and a United Kingdom less united”.

An ironic thing to say, considering the Italian government is currently threatening to withhold its contribution to the EU budget over the illegal immigrant crisis. And then there’s countries like Hungary and Poland being threatened with legal action over their refusal to take in hordes of Muslim males. The same Muslim males that Merkel invited to come to Germany a couple of years ago. Yes, the EU27 are really united.

Nigel Farage was right when he described Van Rompuy as a “Nobody who has the charisma of a damp rag and appearance of a low-wage bank clerk”. Even when he was the Belgian Prime Minister, he was an instantly forgettable, less than mediocre, fart of a man. And as EU President, he was even less impressive. And as Farage rightly points out, Van Rompuy is an EU fanatic. His one and only dream is a United States of Europe. And it’s the same with all the other pro-EU fanatics.

Van Rompuy’s vision of a united Europe, is one where all Europeans countries kow tow to an undemocratic, unelected group of EU Presidents and commissioners, that ultimately answers to the German government. THAT is the EU that Van Rompuy wants. And it is our duty to see that Van Rompuy’s dream is left in tatters.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Bono [13]

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Bono has announced he would be flying the EU flag on stage in the forthcoming U2 tour, because waving it was now “a radical act”. This was momentous for me – it was the 100th time, exactly, since I started making notes in my desk diary, that Bono has done something that made me think ‘Jesus, what a c##t’.

And therefore thinking of starting a movement to make August 30, from now on, official World ‘Bono Is A Cunt’ Day.

People can mark this in different ways, according to their own personal experience of the Irish dwarven gobshite’s unbearable sanctimoniousness, balcony-playing liberalism and eye watering hypocrisy. You may for example like to pin banknotes to your shirt, in reference some of those comments on people needing to pay tax to help the poor, whilst Bono himself was maintaining offshore tax haven accounts for all the royalties from his whining, recycled-Radio 2-rock sales to clueless local authority traffic office workers and regional double glazing sales managers. Or you might carry the flag of any of the half arsed Third World regimes that the cunt in question has come out in support of, over the years, usually just before they started arresting their opponents. Or you could wear tinted glasses indoors at night. Like an absolute cunt.

I think this could really catch on.

Nominated by Rural Cunt

To add on to Rural Cunt’s excellent first cunting, Bono is a monumental Mount Rushmore monolithic cunt…

If that tax dodging pontificating hypocritical Paddywood and Potatoland gobshite, Bonio, says one more thing about Brexit and Britain leaving the EU… Doesn’t the multimillionaire bogtrotting gnome cunt realise, it is a British matter?… That the British people voted for it?… It is nothing to do ‘wid Oi-urlund’ and even less to do with ivory tower tax dodging celebrity areslicking gobshites like him… So I suggest old dog biscuit and his horrendous mastiff-esque wife fuck off to one of their tax havens (Amsterdam and Monte Carlo being just two of them) and leave British business to British people… Savvy, you bogtrotting cunt?…

Nominated by Norman

Carolyn Radford

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Football is “full of dinosaurs” says Mansfield Town chief Carolyn Radford, who claims she is patronised by other clubs’ executives “all the time”…The 36-year-old, who has run the League Two club since 2011, was one of only seven female chief executives across the Premier League and EFL last season….Radford, whose husband John is the club’s chairman, says her appearance is often commented on in boardrooms….

“My points are equally valid,” she said….

“When you walk into a room and someone’s like, ‘oh, you look gorgeous today’ … I don’t think they’d say that to another man….”

Yeah Yeah… Babble waffle piffle etc… Like you’d even be there without your old man and is influence and money… And, tell me: what attracted you to the rich but unattractive Mr Radford?

Fuck off , Lady Penelope, and go and give Parker one, you cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Pale, male and stale

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I hate this sexist, racist and offensive slur beloved of whinging minorities, wimmin and the nodding heads of Hampstead wine circles. The ‘crime’ of being a white educated male seems to be the last socially accepted demographic to which blame the failure of those who cant get on in life.

Now they have invented a phrase on which to pin their hang-ups on and reinforce their victimhood status, an utterance of ‘black, lazy women’ would see the unfortunate cunt a victim of an internet witch-hunt and trial by the self-appointed moral guardians of Twatter.

Previous cuntings have already touched on being a white male is actually a disadvantage in society, minorities, gimmigrants, women, LGBT mob, pikeys and all the toe jam in-between are ahead in being given a unfair advantage.

White males are what built this country, educated and civilised half the world and to have this phrase banded about as some barrier to social mobility while positive discrimination , women and BAME job shortlists and the constant presence of the language police exist is a massive cunt.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Gina Miller [5]

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The Miller cunt is now playing for the sympathy vote!

Must be the first time a gang of blind men and their guide dogs have committed such an offence. They are to be pitied more than castigated. If the dogs were not involved the men must have been guided by the putrid stench from the old hags fanny.

I bet Dame Keir Starmer is hoping lightning strikes twice – its decades since he had anything between his legs. Let’s hope they treat him like a lady

Nominated by W. C. Boggs