This cunt once said in an interview that when people write about him, they always include the word ‘Scottish’, and that he should have the word ‘Scottish’ tattooed across his forehead.
No, Billy – the word that should be tattooed across your forehead is ‘Cunt’ – ideally in reverse so that you can see what you are every day in the fucking mirror.
You unfunny cunt.
Nominated by Burns Ward Arsonist
A Government transport advisor has come up with a suggestion to protect those selfish lemming-like cunts who wander our streets, eyes glued to their handsets, updating Facecunt or looking at a YouTube video of a cow pat that vaguely resembles John Prescott.
Text walking lanes, painted white arrows and strips of red lights on kerbs to warn the gormless fuckwits to stop and look before crossing, “a strong case for redesigning infrastructure over relying on other methods of changing behaviour”.
So remember that next time your local council cut funding for social care, the bin collections go monthly and they start whinging about austerity, personally I think it could be a winner provided these ‘text walking lanes’ merge into one continue on to Beachy Head.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator
TOM BALDWIN & PANSY LABOUR REMAINERS:
The BBC is raising my blood pressure this morning with the news that this self regarding Twitter fucker (“writer, Labour adviser, now back on the inside” – inside of what? – Mangledbum’s arsehole?). Scribbler is a more honest term than writer.
Baldwin with the body of a man of 52 and the mindset of a 12 year old is seeking to encourage Corbyn and Dame Keir Starmer to change Labour’s mind (what mind?) over their Brexit strategy and to support a “people’s vote” (stupid bleeder doesn’t seem to know we had that in June 2016) on Brexkt.
Baldwin was the chief adviser to the woeful Edward Miliband, and we can only wonder if Labour are so fucking stupid they will take advice from the man who made Miliband deliver his own tombstone in Hastings (remember the seven or was it eight commandments?).
Of course we all know Dame Keir (stick a hat with cherries on top of it on him and he would look for all the world like a Victorian virgin who had stepped out without her corsets and seen a mouse) is itching for another referendum but is too fucking gutless to admit it, and self interest will doubtless tempt Labour’s union paymasters to kowtow, even though pansy Labour and the unions hate each other with a passion. That they are prepared to entertain the ideas of Baldwin, a man with all the charm of a phimosis ridden foreskin, shows their intellectual poverty.
The only good thing that might come of this is that the terminally stupid Dominic Grieve (who looks like one of the Pope’s naughty priests) and Anna Loudcunt Soubry and Tory poofta-toff Alan Duncan might shut the fuck up and stop encouraging this dismissal of democracy. I doubt it will stop Ken Clarke and Lord Heseltine who desperately needs EU money to keep his vanity arboreum going.
How the fuck can anyone take Labour seriously – Corbyn wants the keys to No 10 so he can turn the back garden into a dung stenched allotment, but Chukaduckie and the right on backbenchers have other ideas. Fuck a second referendum, lets have a full on civil war amongst the Labour fuckwits.
Perhaps Baldwin and his fancy friends are hoping to cure Junker of his alcoholism so that his brewers droop gets cured so he can give them the good fucking they crave and deserve. I fear that is too late. They will just have to be content with sucking Barniers rancid dick that probably reeks of Stilton.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Period Poverty? When the fuck did this happen?
A hashtag creation by do-holders designed to whip the feminists and food-bank volunteer wankers into a frenzy of inequality outrage. I’ve just checked a supermarket website and you can buy a packet of 14 jam rags for 66p. Any cunt can scrape that together from down the back of the couch. If not, you need to get your priorities in order. Periods are a natural bodily function, but so is having a shit. Is the government going to start going round the doors giving everyone free bog roll? The Scottish Government has decided to spend £5+ million providing free sanny products to schools and colleges. It’s a good job they have all that spare money just lying about, eh?
Bet the cunts that will inevitably stuff their bags full with all the lovely freebies have plenty money to spend on a metric tonne of make-up so they can look like a vacuous slag on Instagram.
Nominated by Shite &Onions
I don’t publicise when I go away on business – I have to earn a living and one has to do this shit – but there are five of us supposedly administering this site, not just me.
So when I get back and find that the nominations page is overflowing and there are 114 comments in the moderation queue I get right royally pissed off that I can’t turn my back for a couple of weeks without coming back to this shower of shit.
I took the brunt of the work over when Dio stepped down and I’m happy to do the lion’s share but FFS I don’t deserve to be left to do every fucking thing myself.
I’m right royally pissed off. If you want this site to continue then there needs to be someone other than me putting in some fucking effort.
For two pins I’d shut the fucker down and bollocks to the lot of you!
Nominated by Admin
(Normal service will likely be resumed when I get over the jet lag if I can be fucking arsed)