I would like to cunt the 118 118 directory enquiry service.
Apart from the fuckin annoying adverts have you seen what they charge? £4.40 plus £4.40 a minute !!. Wtf ? What sort of idiot is prepared to pay that? Apparently lots, since it keeps going.
Nominated by Richard1
Mother of three Natalie Forester of Stoke-on-Trent was asked to leave a public swimming pool after deciding it was ok to whip out her bangers and start feeding her brat in the pool.
Aside from having baby facilities provided and the obvious health implications there is this sense of entitlement that everyone should bow before these ‘earth mothers’ as they are doing the most natural thing in the world. Well, I like to take a satisfying morning dump but wouldn’t pinch off a brown loaf in the shallow end, the cheeky cunt despite her outrage, composed herself enough to quoted the Equalities Act at staff.
Time to realise noisy, shitting, puking brats are not the centre of everyone’s universe, you selfish cunts.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator
David Beckham is still a whopper of a cunt…
It appears ‘Becks’ is due to fight an allegation of speeding in a Bentley over a ‘technicality’ …
This basically means this little cunt thinks he is above the law and that he shouldn’t have to take a speeding offence on the chin like every other motorist in Britain now has to…
I have disliked this cunt ever since he chose to be a brainless celebricunt over being a professional footballer, and for marrying the worst and most talentless leech of a media whore cunt since Yoko Fucking Ono… His abusive tantrums about not getting a knighthood also showed what he has become…
But not accepting a speeding ticket when he’s obviously bang to rights? Why doesn’t the little knobhead just swallow it? One gets the impression the media darling/whore does not like being told he is in the wrong… No wonder Fergie took aim with the boot and then gave him the boot, the little cunt….
Nominated by Norman
Imagine running a business where your customers are too young to be allowed to pay for your service, their parents don’t pay for your service but the Government pays you so long as you turn up. Imagine also that if your customers complain, you can fuck them up with no comeback. This is what teachers do.
If you had an ice cream van and the Government paid you for opening up in a certain place and gave you a register of kids you had to serve, how would you treat them? You would feed them the cheapest shit you could get away with and if the kids or their parents complained, you would say it was the kids’ fault. This is exactly what teachers do and that is why they are cunts.
Nominated by James O’Brian
The people of this country are being encouraged to gamble more and more and more by a seemingly endless supply of adverts. Countless numbers of betting companies plastering the promotion of their product at every opportunity, and at any time of day. Many introductory offers for first time gamblers.
Approximately half of the current Premier League teams are sponsored by gambling companies.
Whether it be bookmakers, scratch cards, lottery or online gambling.
The ultra sad betting shops in town frequented by weak willed individuals to the people buying £100 of scratch cards at the supermarket checkout.
Here are the latest UK industry figures.
In 2016 the top salary paid in the UK was to Denise Coates of Bet365. A staggering £199m basic salary plus a dividend. Worth more than Richard Branson by all accounts.
Many people become addicted to gambling and simply cannot help themselves, resorting to desperate measures to get their stake money, usually at a cost to others.
The industry try to defend themselves by saying they do as much as they can, including issuing a warning to anyone gambling, the pathetic “please gamble responsibly” or stop gambling when it stop being fun”.
After all, gambling is a tax on the stupid, the only winners being the betting companies.
Personally would love to see gambling outlawed completely but wishful thinking on my part I suspect.
Nominated by Willie stroker