After they were mentioned in Monsieur Knee’s excellent cunting on snowflakes earlier I decided it was high time social services got an uber cunting of their own.

Far from protecting vulnerable children and adults from abuse, as they are supposedly obliged to, they instead focus on harassing innocent families with a religious level of zealotry over the slightest of mishaps. Dirty plate in the sink or unmade bed? Filthy house and poor living conditions! Bruised knee from a playground fall? Routine neglect and abuse! Can’t find any evidence of child porn on the computer (despite the neighbours’ claims)? It must’ve been wiped! Look again! Scratches on hands from a severely autistic brother who’s incapable of knowing any better? Children aren’t capable of doing that – it must be the parents! There’s no evidence but we’re social services – we can’t possibly be wrong! We have to cook up a case!

And all this kind of shit at the expense of helping genuinely vulnerable children like Baby P, Trae-Bleu Layne and Rio Ross. It genuinely makes me sick to my fucking stomach and I hate these people just as much as I hate Bliar, perhaps even more so – and coming from me that’s fucking big.. So fuck you you quasi-Soviet cunts, for not only putting my own family through hell but also many other innocent families as well, all whilst ignoring those poor kids who actually needed your help.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Please cunt the idea of Driverless cars. A bigger pile of mendacious drivel can only be found in the arguments put forward by the Remainers.Its all bullshit spread by those arrogant small dicked boffins in Sillycunt Valley.In 2012 Sergey Brin one of the cunts who runs Google said his company would have autonomous cars available for the general public within five years.”You can count on one hand the number of years it will take before ordinary people can experience this,” he said Well ive looked at my hand and it has 5 fingers but its been 6 years you opened your gob you greedy cunt. so wheres my fucking car?

Truth is these cunts only test their driverless gadgets on specially designed roads with virtually zero traffic or pedestrians..A couple of years back one of these contraptions drove across the USA,a distance of about 3000 miles.Its makers had a celebratory press conference where they gloated that the vehicle had driven 98% of the journey on pilotless mode.Only on 2% of the drive did a human have to take over.When pressed by a pesky journalist what conditions was the 2% driven under the answer was *only when the vehicle approached a built up area,or it was raining or a little dark”

Cunts

Nominated by CuntsR-US

Emergency cunting for Megan Markle, whos gotten herself papped hanging around the Grenfell café again gladhanding various effniks and peacefuls.

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby

A Halal cunting with a side order of vindaloo for the short-arsed wacky Pak! Mayor of London Sadiq Kunt.

The little motherfucker has been meddling in the Brexit debate yet again.

Every time this wankstain interferes in matters above his pay grade, he needs an ISAC thrashing for his ignorance and stupidity.

Khan ought to keep his snivelling beak out of Europe and recall that n LONDON which he is paid to worry about has experienced 109 murders at last count this year, and he shows fuck all interest, apart from coming out with his pompous prepared speeches.

Fuck off Sadiq – go and buy yourself a van and start up a cheap takeaway – if you think you can manage it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

People who hog gym equipment are cunts. Right now there’s some inconsiderate cunt hogging the main barbell area (where the deadlift and other such exercises are done) in the gym. He’s been there for over half an hour and seems to be spending most of that time on his phone with the occasional few reps thrown in in between. What an inconsiderate cunt.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt