Didn’t this series use to be a comedy?

No, no, you can’t have a person of colour doing a menial job. All the menial shit and stupidity must be done by thickie white (or in this case, yellow) men. You cannot show an Indian running a QuickEmart convenience shop as it stereotypes them. Nonetheless, you can show a white man doing it.

You can show the white man (not woman) being moronic over and over, bashing himself, being splattered, being drunk, randomly falling asleep, being overweight, being bald, having a repetitive, dull, low-paid job, and having no respect from his peers or neighbours, but don’t take the piss out of the person-of-colour, even if it sterilises the funny characters and sanitises the programme’s humour.

? Thhhe Siimmp-sons ….?

It used to be a comedy.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I would like to nominate deliberate tax defaulters for a cunting.

I’m not talking about the likes of Google, Facebook etc who deserve a separate and galactic cunting for their tax avoidance antics. I’m talking about the small self-employed people who decide that it’s OK to cheat the HMRC whilst using the NHS and schools and no doubt claiming some sort of government benefit.

Who do these cunts think they are? They are taking the piss out of the rest of us. Nobody likes paying taxes but I think that’s because people see how much taxpayers’ money is squandered by government, local and national. But the vast majority of people want a decent society in which others don’t die for lack of medical care, the young are educated and people feel safe and secure on the streets (except in Londonistan under Mayor Saddick Khunt).

So the vast majority of people play by the rules and pay their dues to the HMRC. If they are employed. and the employer isn’t bent, the PAYE system takes care of things of course.
Takeaway food shops and restaurants appear regularly and frequently in the list of deliberate tax defauters published by HMRC. (https://www.gov.uk ) It’s about time these fucking imports were slapped down and made to pay up. I’ve always found Chinese takeaway food to be expensive shit anyway.

Cunts all.

Nominated by Fimbriations

BLACK FRIDAY is the ultimate post modern, neo liberal guardian reader snowflake CUNT yet also capitalist! How can any cunt hit so many bases simultaneously!? No, I don’t want 20% off writing paper for my fucking email address or a hotel room for £20 more than I usually pay and yes, ametican websites I know it’s thanksgiving but the icky thing I truly give Thanks for is that I don’t live in your country because it is also a cunt – but I’ll get on to that later.

Nominated by maurice potts

Newsah Syeh (no, never heard of the twat either), a so called ‘social influencer’ from Australia who was denied entry to the Louvre, for basically being dressed like a whore. Claimed that she was heartbroken by the incident. Nothing to do with the fact that she just did it to get publicity, the self aggrandising cunt. She’s bloody ugly too.

Nominated by Mystic Maven