Domino’s are cunts. Last night I ordered in from them and told them I wanted my order as soon as possible, and not only did they take over three quarters of an hour to deliver the food (which was quite cold when it arrived) but the delivery driver forgot the drinks, which then took another 45 minutes or so to come via a different delivery driver.

Furthermore, when I phoned up to complain about how long the drinks were taking the woman at the other end hung up before I had a chance to really lay into the company like I wanted to. Fuck off Domino’s you fucking cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

MOJO Magazine are cunts…

Known for years as ‘The Muso’s (ie:knobhead’s) choice’ and a ‘serious’ music publication, these cunts have now plunged new depths… Aside from championing tuneless crap like Jack White and Lana Del Cunt, the fannies at MOJO Towers are now kissing the arse of -wait for it -Yoko Ono….

As some may know, a 50th anniversary reissue of the Beatles’ ‘White Album’ is imminent… And MOJO have dedicated their latest issue to it… Macca gets asked about half a dozen questions, reissue specialist Giles Martin, and original engineers Chris Thomas and Ken Scott get a few words… But most of the article and praise goes to (as David Crosby would say) Yoko Fucking Ono! Not only do these cunts say that Ono ‘joined’ The Beatles (she fucking didn’t! She interfered with their work and their dynamic), they also wax lyrical about Yoko’s ‘positive effect on The Beatles’… Positive effect?!! Like breaking up the Lennon & McCartney partnership, turning Lennon into a heroin addled pussywhipped cunt? Antagonising George Harrison and George Martin, freezing Lennon’s (ex) wife and son out of the Beatles’ orbit, and engineering the appointment of Allen Klein as Apple manager? That positive effect? MOJO are elevating a talentless and manipulative groupie to legendary band member status…. Almost anyone who has come across Ono (Harrison,McCartney, Crosby, May Pang, Cynthia Lennon, Jack Douglas, Andy Peebles, Julian Lennon) all have said that she is a cunt… But, for some strange reason, the cunts at MOJO think otherwise… In this age of Femstapo revisionism and PC madness, Yoko Fucking Ono will be officially seen as a bona fide Beatle in future tellings of their ‘history’ and cunts like MOJO will be to blame for that… Fuck off!

Nominated by Norman

Best ever cunts are…. well… cunts….
I refer to the sort of millennial spunk dribble who always refers to some modern shit as the ‘best ever’… Examples include: Lionel Messi is the greatest player ever (when he fucking isn’t), Benderbert Cuntberdinck is the best Sherlock Holmes ever (bollocks), Jennifer Lawrence is the sexiest woman ever (ever seen the young Liz Taylor or Anita Ekberg, you cunts?), Ed Sheercunt is the best ever songwriter (oh, my fucking sides), some childish name calling by a cunt like JK Rowling is viewed as ‘the best put down ever’ (do fuck off), and now it’s Jodie Whittaker is the best Doctor Who ever… What?! After three fucking episodes?! Fuck right off! She’s the best looking one, sure, but that’s it….These ignorant cunts have no sense, knowledge, or regard for history and true greatness… Anyone who thinks that walrus with lipstick, Adele, is the best singer ever or that Mrs Brown’s Cunts is the funniest show ever needs shooting… Moronic millennial cunts….

Nominated by Norman