This should be a cunting for me, but I’m not sure if a cunter can cunt himself so I suppose the nominee has to be the BBC again. Like a cunt, I erroneously believed that a program on Radio 4 this evening called “Living with the Empire” (Monday 8th October 2000 hrs) might give a balanced, objective narrative on what made the UK one of the richest countries on Earth. My first mistake was to disregard the fact that the presenter was called Kwasi. Regardless, I listened on until, five minutes later, I had to switch the crap off because my piss was steaming through the escape valve. It took that long before the grief mongering about the slave trade began to emanate from the wireless.
Why can’t they just give it a rest? We get on with Japanese or Germans because we are able to forgive and move on. Likewise, we no longer need Hadrian’s Wall because the English disagreement with the Scots was settled on Culloden moor in 1746. Only the SNP loonies remind us of this. Nobody else gives a SHITE! But, no, blambos need to go on about slavery and oppression ad infinitum, overlooking, of course, that African chiefs were more than willing to help slave traders “decrease the surplus population”. Give it a rest, you cunts. Put down the knives, stop the “hood” bullshit and people might start to like you instead of crossing the street.
Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt
