Monthly Archives: June 2016

TV news

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TV news is a cunt.

Apparently, nothing newsworthy has happened today, apart from a team that has been at the very top of the league winning the title. Who couldn’t see that coming? I turned on Sky News this morning, and I thought the Messiah had returned to Earth. There were people cheering and getting hysterical. I turned BBC News on, same fucking thing. Apparently, it’s historic. Turns out that Leicester had won the title. Like I said, who couldn’t see that coming?

I’ve nothing against Leicester winning the title. It’s been a long time since I supported football, so it’s completely irrelevant to me. But we’re now going to have a year of that already insufferable cunt, Lineker, being even more insufferable. We’ve already had a week of Hillsborough being the only thing happened.

Now it’s Euro 2016 and more weeks of football related bullshit.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Blackadder

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Blackadder deserves a cunting.

Overrated….full of that shower of self regarding right on wankers who everyone was expected to admire and fall about laughing at.

I didn’t then and, watching the re-runs now, I was right not too. Absolute shite.
at least they’ve started dying off. Proper punishment, I say,

Woof.

Nominated by: Dan

Sarah Wollaston

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Sarah Wollaston (Tory) deserves a cunting. Having previously been a very vocal Eurosceptic, Wollaston has decided to turn her coat and defect from Leave to Remain. One thing about scum like Major and Heseltine, is that they have at least been honest and consistent about their support for the EU. Possibly the only time they have been honest.

Wollaston, however is a worthless piece of shit who couldn’t even stick with her decision. Word is that Tory whips have pressuring Brexit supporting MP’s to defect, looks like it’s worked with Wollaston. I can’t help but wonder what this non-entity was offered in exchange for becoming a traitor. The chance to suck Cameron’s micro-penis perhaps.

In the grand scheme of things, it isn’t going to Leave very much. Like I said, she’s a non-entity. I just hope the constituents that she lied to about being Eurosceptic remember her treachery at the next election. There’s also a rumour of another defection to Remain in the next few days. Unless it’s one of the “big hitters”, like Gove or BoJo, it won’t really matter.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

JK Rowling [2]

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JK Rowling is a complete cunt…

The other day this silly bitch milked the Harry Potter cow again, as she apologised on the ‘anniversary’ of the ‘death’ of some character called Remus Lupin…

Yesterday would have been my brother Andy’s birthday, had he not been killed when he was hit by a car… Yet this attention whore one trick slagwagon is mourning fictional characters and commorating their ‘deaths’ with ‘anniversaries’, while playing up to every Harry Potter fanmong cunt in the world?

Go and boil your fucking big head, JK, you fucking cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

Clare Balding [3]

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Clare fucking ‘I stand up to piss’ Balding. Hideous looking old fart – pleasuring herself with pickled horse todgers, fucking horrible old nag. Hope she falls at Bechers Brook and snaps here fake dick off on a really old gorse bush.

Nominated by: Arsebiscuit