Lenny Henry isn’t funny, he isn’t a comedian, but he is a great big Cunt.
This man for whom Dawn French plays the part of person-of-colour [edit PT Admin] socket has jumped on the reparations bandwagon demanding that Great Britain pays reparations to the black population of this country.
He claims that [blacks] “personally deserve money for the effects of slavery”. I’d say that he and the BBC should pay the Anglo-Saxon natives of this country for having to endure his drivel masquerading as comedy. His impersonations of the magnificent David Bellamy were worse than being entombed in Katie Price’s fanny.
I’d say that the biggest mistake in history was the failure of the local lions to eat his ancestors.
Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt
Seconded by: Ron Knee
Someone will no doubt correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that Sir Lenworth of Henry was once charged with impersonating a comedian for financial gain, although the case never came to court. Well he’s always been as funny as a kidney stone, and he’s certainly not about to start getting any laughs now if his latest efforts are anything to go by.
Apparently the lad sees all the inequities and injustices which he perceives to have been heaped upon black people as ‘all being down to the transatlantic slave trade’. Consequently, he wants Britain to pay out a breath-taking £18 trillion in reparations to black people, ‘because we deserve it’.
Erm, no you don’t. The notion that cases full of money should be handed over by people who’ve never owned slaves to people who’ve never been slaves is simply ludicrous. On that basis, almost anybody anywhere could claim that they were due reparations because their forefathers were once held in bondage by somebody or other. Come on you Greeks and Italians and Moors and sub-Saharan Africans,
pony up and get the gravy train rolling.
Stop it already with the ridiculous assertions you twat. It’s as if you’re actually courting controversy for the publicity, like as though you’ve got a book to sell or something…
And a third by: Lord_of_the_Rings
Ron, just for my own edification, and those mathematically challenged amongst our ranks, I would just like to clarify the level of reparations that Loony Lenny is calling for :-
£18,000,000,000,000 (18 Trillion or 18 Thousand Billion) Pounds
That is just 0.4 Trillion shy of the combined GDP of UK, Germany, France, Italy and Japan (18.4 Trillion) – and a touch under Chinas 19.2 Trillion GDP.
Maybe Lenny can stick to being as funny as face Cancer and smelling of wee
With a final forth by: Paul Maskinback
My endorsement of Hard Brexit’s wonderful cunting of that simpering, thick as a castle-wall, irritating Brummie person-of-colour [edit PT Admin].
Firstly, where does this clueless, talentless, tinted cunt thinks £18 trillion is going to come from, given out free with buckets of KFC?
£18 trillion is a phenomenal amount of money and even if the government could raise it (which they probably couldn’t), hasn’t he given any thought that it will leave no money to run and maintain the UK, which would then turn into a lawless, wrecked, festering shithole? Perhaps that is his plan – make his fellow bunnies rich whilst they bask in reflection of the Congo-esque mess that they have made of this country.
And what about his ex, poor dawn-babes. She won’t have a spare couple of pound in her pockets to console herself with a bar or two of chocolate.
Fuck off Lenny, you bleck cunt and stick to bringing down ceilings in Premier Inn hotel rooms when you land your fat carcass on the bed in the room above.
Ignorant groid.
