A pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself.
Flight instructor Leandro Andrés Bertazzo, 42, was found dead following the incident, which took place in Toledo, central Argentina, on Saturday, according to a statement from the country’s public prosecutor.
Eduardo Álvarez, director of the Flying Parrot Córdoba flying school where Bertazzo worked, told TN that there were no signs that the pilot was planning to throw himself from the plane.
Quite remarkable.
It strikes me as most unfortunate that this wasn’t Keir Starmers first flying lesson,or indeed The Coćk of the North’s.
I’m safe to assume this rather strange caper will no doubt find its way into the Oxford English dictionary as the very epitome of a Cunts Trick.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Sounds like she was on the blob and started banging on about wimmin’s rights and he felt that suicide was preferable than listening to her mad ramblings.
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Oh well, at least that’s one Argie who didn’t feign injury.
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No surprises here,
they’re like that Argies aren’t they?
high strung.
She probably didn’t notice he’d had his hair blow waved?
let’s hope the second lesson goes more smoothly.
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Her second lesson?
Are you joking? There isn’t another instructor in the country who’d take the chance, she’s obviously some kind of Jonah, driving rational men to suicide by banging on about whether Watermelon polish is a better colour for her than Tangerine Dream.
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This incident wasn’t the day after the world cup final?
That approach could be useful when deporting dinghy vermin..
Fill plane to the brim, reach cruising altitude.. abandon the plane with a parachute and one for the drinks trolley, father jack style.
Hopefully the plane will plummet into some third world shithole, like Paris..or London..
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Nah.
I reckon that she smacked him on the head and lobbed him out.
What a good way of getting rid of some cunt that you don’t like.
No witnesses.
“Control tower. This is flight FU69. You’ll never guess what………”
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it could effect your confidence couldn’t it?
poor woman!
pilot jumped to his certain death rather than listen to her moaning.
seems her driving instructor did similar?
barrel rolled out of the passenger seat straight under a oncoming lorry.
ps
it YOU luv
take the hint.
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She didn’t want to give a flying fuck. These rapists will try it on from anywhere.
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I hope she remembered to book she was flying solo from the time he jumped. It all counts towards qualifying for her PPL.
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Judging by the headline I surmise that Unkle has fingers the same girth as uncut salami.
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Surely women shouldn’t be allowed to fly planes?
too easily distracted.
Don’t think they should be employed in air traffic control either.
Reading Take A Break magazine and eating biscuits while some commercial jets have a near miss.
And I bet they struggle to park?
if you can’t park a fiat 500 I’d expect you’d struggle with a cessna.
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It’s just as well she didn’t shout ‘Wanker’ as he jumped out.
She’d have crashed into another plane.
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People who commit suicide are so thoughtless.
Some unlucky cunt would have to shovel him up into several buckets.
The ones that chuck themselves under trains, causing delay for people that need to be somewhere.
He could have done everyone a favour and waited until a Friday and nosedived his plane into a mosque.
The selfish cunt.
Good morning.
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Just read the nom as Van Halen were playing on the wireless.
‘Jump’
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R. Kelly…… I believe I can fly.
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Westlife……. Flying without wings.
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The most famous female pilot is Amelia Earache.
she fuckin crashed.
i rest my case.
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The lass knew what the dirty bastard was doing, he’d also tried it on when grounded and this time she decided to kick him into touch.
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In fairness, and for balance
the most famous male pilot was Douglas Bader who lost both his legs,
which I suppose is useful in a cockpit?
more room,
take a crate of ale up with you!
Hes still the only pilot who had to have his shorts taken up,
being a 34in waist, 3in inside leg.
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I had to Google how he lost his legs…turns out he lost them from showing off and crashing his plane.
Top man.
Let’s hope that the bird he was trying to impress still gave him a nosh in his wheelchair.
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Strange name for an aviation school.
The flying parrot.
It’s not like there are a lot of walking parrots.
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‘this parrots dead’…..😩
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