Most Popular Name For Boys


Look what’s coming. And it’s probably too fucking late.

‘The most popular names for babies born in 2025 in England and Wales have been revealed – with Lily moving up the charts into second place for girls.
Olivia held the top spot for the fourth year in a row for girls’ names and Muhammad topped the list for boys’ names for the third year running.’

Yes, Muhammed for the 3rd year running.
Labour, the woke and the half witted will destroy our country and western values within a generation.
The cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

72 thoughts on “Most Popular Name For Boys

  1. Stop paying the cunts to breed and Jack, Toby or Oliver will be at the top of the chart again.

    Did you know,that in Germany, the most common name for welfare recipients is also mohammed.

    And no, I didn’t just make that up.

    • What really pisses me off is when MSM interviewers have the opportunity to challenge our politicians regarding this “phenomenon”, they shy away. They are just shit scared – and that goes for GBN interviewers also. Fuckin’ well shit scared.
      “What do you think of that and what do you think this means Minister?”
      Prove me wrong at the next opportunity GBN …

  2. Naming their sons after a pee doh and child rapist tells you everything you need to know about this death cult.

  3. “Diversity is our strength” according to Sadiq Khan. With that name being the most popular boys name three years in a row, it suggests we are being taken over, very quickly, and gives the lie that immigration is under control as so many politicians like to suggest. I wonder where “Keir” and “Sadiq” fall in the popularity stakes. There is another Labourite Keir at Westminster – Keir Mather, who is,of course, yet another 2024 intake poofter. He was promoted to some junior government role this week, and he is still in his twenties and camp as Xmas.

    • What the Lord Paki Goblin actually means is “diversity is Our strength”..

      As the pakis use our own laws against us to their exclusive advantage.

      In only three decades the country is virtually in their control,either directly or by their liberal proxies.

      Rather a mess I must say.

      Oven.

      Good morning.

      • I hear you may be close to a target should Iran attack, Cunt Engine.

        Not to worry.

        Our new defense secretary Wes Streeting has ordered an immediate review starting with a spot 5.00am inspection of cadets on the parade ground in their underpants.

  4. A mate of mine calls his dog Mohammed.

    It’s brown, stinks of shit, isn’t house trained, attacks other dogs, won’t eat ham and humps children.

    • I would say put something in the water in Birmingham but since they don’t use it there’d be no point.

    • …and relies on some other soft cunt to go out to work to provide it with food and shelter. I think I’ll get a dog and call it either Oldham, Rochdale or Burnley.

    • Did anyone hear about that chap that supposedly tried get universal credit for his dog. When questioned during an interview as to why his dog should get UC in its own right he said it’s dark brown, stinks, doesn’t understand English, does fuck all and expects me to support it. Understand the application is under consideration as the dogs worrying of young children has been confirmed.

  5. Wonder how it would go down with the koranderthals if retardo level trend-following whiteys started following suit & calling their caucasian, christian or whatever, offspring the ‘m’ name?

    jihad time at a guess.

  6. Is there only one bloke in the Koran? My real name is straight from the New Testament, my middle name is that of a long deceased English king. My brother and son in law are named after two of the disciples, my son after one of the four apostles. Not one of us is called Jesus.
    Why do those blinkered and unimaginative (except when in comes to claims for benefits and accusations of discrimination) cunts all have the same fucking name?
    On a separate note, in general conversation I asked a Muslim business man who I know a simple science question. He didn’t have a fucking clue so he said, “It’s in the Koran”. Being a cunt, I asked him if the answer to everything could be found in the Koran and he said that it can. So I asked him what it says in the Koran about nuclear fusion, stellar synthesis and the creation of heavy elements from the nuclei of lighter atoms. He went fucking mad, completely lost it, the primitive, myth believing uneducated cunt. Yes, not educated but very well brainwashed.

    • Partial answer. The Islamic World supposedly turned away from science in 14th century its religious leaders guided the masses to a more religious outlook on the World. I think they run out of people/countries to fuck up so they lost the ability to steal ideas and claim them as theirs ie Arabic numerals are in fact from India the Mughals stole the idea. So many people are of the opinion that the part of Spain conquered by the peacefuls was some kind of paradise, prior to the invasion the visigoth inhabiting the area followed a Greco Roman style of life. Another typical peaceful action 500 blond virgins were supplied to some filthy old bastard.

    • Same with Pol, Un, Josef, Saddam, Vladimir and Reinhard. Come on parents, it’s about time these names made a comeback.

  7. Olivia will always be popular for girls as everyone wants their girl to grow up like kick ass sex cop, Liv Benson.

    Good morning, everyone.

  8. Where in the table was Algernon? I only ask because so many cunts round our way sport moustaches.

  9. “Clare Green, an expert who writes for baby-naming website Nameberry….”
    An ‘expert’ in baby names?
    Do fuck off!

      • Yes, I thought it looked particularly evil too.

        Best drown it now to be on the safe side.

    • An expert in baby names.

      Reminds me FMC of something I learned many years ago. If a report carries the expression “some experts say” you are about to be fed bullshit.

      • I’m fucking fed up with so called ‘experts’, Arfur.
        If two people have two different theories on a given subject, and only one is proven to be categorically correct, only the one with the correct theory is an expert.
        The other one’s a fucking bullshitter.

  10. What’s with the celebratory tone in this article?
    There’s very little to celebrate and a lot for future generations to be very afraid of.
    And I see there’s no mention of park key girls names.
    Probably because many of them are terminated before birth after a quick visit to Karachi.

      • I thought she was 6 when she was married off to him and 9 when the pea dough first had his evil way with her?

      • Indeed Dickie.

        Mohammed didn’t rape her until she was 9. Such a gentleman he was aged 53. 🤮

      • Yes that is the reason they like the little girls mo gave Aisha a portion when she was nine, Muslim men are told to emulate the dirty bastard because to them the dirty diddler is a perfect man.
        Thus proving beyond any doubt that Islam has not, is not and never will be in anyway shape or form compatible with our society. Let us hope the majority awake before compulsory circumcision and no bacon become the norm.

  11. The stupid cunts of this country were warned time and time again so logically they must want this. Let them fucking have it: fuck this shit country and the fat women, lazy kids, sexual degenerates and football obsessed louts that occupy it.

    • Football obsessed. Good call, Cuntrarian. I’ve not watched football for about thirty years, mainly because it’s boring, and am at a complete loss to understand why millions of morons pay through the nose to go to live games or for extortionately priced TV subscriptions. I prefer rugby of both codes and, up to a point, cricket.

      That said, I admit to keeping track of the score in last week’s final and turning the telly on right at the end just see those greasy Degos get their just desserts. Before I turned in I googled HMS Conqueror and went to bed with a smile on my face that I prayed the wife would not misinterpret.

      Just as big a shower of cunts as the foul-arsed Argies are the senior people in FIFA and UEFA – and no doubt other governing bodies. Corrupt fuckers, they are. Blatter should have been publically executed on the centre spot at Kidderminster Harriers.

      • Football used to be interesting, ish, when the players actually came from the cities they played for. It never really interested me though, I preferred top fuel. Imagine my disappointment when I tuned in to Rupaul’s drag race.

      • I’m with you all the way there. I fucking hate the idea of drag shows and have never watched one. The posturing, preening bastards deserve a good slapping and being made to fuck off and act normal, the attention seeking sick twats.

      • I have fallen out of love with the game over the last 15 years or so.

        I hate so many things about it.Clubs paying about 15 million quid for a pile of crap journeyman. All the foreign managers and players. Cunts cheating and pulling when a corner is took. Cunts who stop/start and showboat when taking penalties. The knee taking and LGBTQ wanking. Gary Fucking Neville and Micah Cunt Richards. Bloody wimmin pundits. Scum owners. Sky bastard Sports.

        And, two cunts where I have my treatment summed up my hate…

        As we know, Liverpool great Kevin Keegan passed away this week. Now these two claim to be Liverpool fans. And, they were full of grief/sadness/bollocks/shit when modern Liverpool footnote Diego Jota died. Yet, neither of these two twats uttered one word about Keegan. And, I’ll tell you why, these cunts didn’t even know Kevin played for Liverpool. Their faces when I said Keegan was a true Anfield great. I could tell they had no clue. They attempt ‘banter’ and ‘rivalry’ with me about Manchester United. But I will only indulge in such activities with real and longstanding fans like myself. Fuck off. Another reason why I loathe what the game has become. The knobheads it attracts.

      • That said, there is an ambulance driver there. Proper Scouser. Could go on Mastermind about Liverpool FC, his boyhood hero was Keegan, idolised him. I have a great craic with him about the game.

    • Meet Field Marshall Tarquin Streeting who will save Britain from World War 3 ….. and wear an awful lot of Max Factor to do it.

  12. The most popular girl’s name for Muslims is Aisha.

    But that name doesn’t appear in the top 10 girl’s name in the UK.

    Olivia has been at the number one spot for the past 10 years.

    That demonstrates that the smelly followers of the religion of peace are aborting their female kids.

    Unless anyone else has another explanation……

  13. If theses so-called muslims don’t eat meat, then why have they got ham tucked away in that stupid fucking name of mohamed.

  14. Must be a nightmare down the benefit office..

    Looking for Muhammad, no the one with the beard, he is boss-eyed, he smells like a open sewer,he has got teeth like a soviet supermarket shelf..
    Oh fucking forget it..

    Benefits all round..

  15. I’ve a toilet paper version of the quran and you don’t have to wipe your arse with it. Its worshiped clean with all the lies it spouts from their shithole of a country.

  16. The baby up top would eventually realise that all the crap pumped into his little brain, by these so-called religious maniacs, would be laughed out of the country in time.

  17. No surprise about Mo-Hammered. As loads of thick as mince Britscum chav slags love Paki dick.

    I see enough Mohammeds (about fucking six of the bastards) in my kidney unit. All middle aged to old Paki men, who have the dirtiest habits, the foulest manners and wind breaking habits like Steptoe’s horse. Purge the bastards, for the love of God.

  18. I think the popularity of Mo Hammered shows beyond any doubt that working class British chav slags are thickest and most stupid around.

    You know the sort… Watches Strictly. Gets ‘hammered’ on St Patricks Day when not even Irish. Talks endless jabbering blabbering babbling crap about Emmerdale, Cuntonation Street and DeadEnders. Loves Tik Tok and ‘follows’ cunts/influencers like a religion. Also a total phone slave and her all time hero is actress pisspot Sheridan Smith.

    Oh, and gets up the duff repeatedly by sundry Paki excrement and brings up her brood dadless.

  19. I think if I had a boy today I would call him Adolf. Make all the pansy teachers piss in their pants each time they called the register. All the teachers would be having weeks off to cope with their mental health strain. Adolf Boggs has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?.

  20. OT. Ultrabrite connoisseur and Nazi scientist look alike Jurgen Klopp has took the German job.

    So, when they play the England All Blacks, it will be Kraut vs Kraut.

    So, Herr Turchel… You sink you vill vin ze vor?’

    ‘Ach! My old foe, Ze Kloppenfuhrer! Gott in Himmel unt fockink!’

  21. Whatever happened to the tribe “Who Flung Dung” they seem to have died out and can’t find a trace of them.

    • They’re biding their time, Sammy.

      Flying under the radar.
      Working behind the scenes.
      In stealth mode.

      Whatever cliché you prefer, then when you least expect it… pow! Enjoy your insect/tofu burger.

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