Spaniards

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Spaniards. Fucking inbred, lazy, feckless, peasant cunts. Try and get something done there and you are beating your head against a brick wall. The country is in dire economic circumstances, and yet the lazy scum still have to go off for a nap in the afternoon. But they are right on the ball when it comes to sticking their hands out for EU dosh. Oh, yes sir, front of the queue then.

Don’t get me wrong, Spain is a good place to go on holiday, only a 2 1/2 hour flight, cheap, good weather, plenty of history and culture if that is your thing, beaches if it isn’t, cheap, great nightlife, cheap and cheap.

Just don’t even think about going to live there. As with most of abroad, its OK but its spoiled by the fucking foreigners. And learn to speak English! Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Make Up

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Women’s make-up deserves a good cunting, we have all been duped by it,
You go out on the piss, hook-up with a girl and it’s back to hers for some depraved pounding and if you’re lucky a go up her shitter.
When you pulled her she looked like this, but then when you wake-up the next morning with a cock covered in shit and smelling like Graham Norton’s breath only to be greeted with her looking like this – and yes, that is the same woman!

So, make-up deserves a good cunting, it should be banned under the trade descriptions act.

Nominated by: Boaby

BT Telesales

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I would like to cunt B.T telesales cunts.

I’ve just had a phone call again from the BT Telesales team where as soon as they find out my phone is done through a switchboard the just hang up [not even a goodbye from the cunts ]
so from here on in I’m going to make it my mission to waste as much time as I can for any telesales retard that calls.

So you get fresh pesh from Bangladesh calling you at the crack of dawn due to the 4 hr difference nice as pie until you say switchboard and then click you talking to a telephonic abyss……

What a bunch of pestering,unwelcome and unwanted treble cunts!

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Posted in BT

BBC News [2]

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BBC News again prove they are cunts….

What’s their top headline this morning? Earthquakes hit Rome? Russian warships close in on Syria? Jose’s United see off Pep’s Blue Bastards?

No, it’s ‘Who has won The Great British Bake-Off?’
Jesus Horatio Hornblower Christ, they really are cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Posted in BBC

Dead Pool [42]

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Congratulations to Uncle Dickie who correctly identified that there would be a nip in the air today after the dead of the Japan’s Prince Mikasa Takahito. Mind you, if they Yanks had done their job properly in 1945, he’d have been gone years ago never mind at the ripe old age of 100!

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 42…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ll stick with the Dioclese “5 Go to the Coffin Shop” lot I had last time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Richard Adams, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Jacques Chirac and The Eye and Sir Limply can fight it out over who get Olivia and Zsa Zsa this time round – unless they win in which case I want them back!!

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck