Sacha Baron-Cohen (admittedly a cunt himself) said he quit the Freddie Mercury biopic because he discovered that Freddie died halfway through the film and that the remainder of the movie was to show how Queen then went from ‘strength to strength…’

Now I am no Baron-Cohen fan, but I can see his point… Queen without Mercury is like The Jam without Paul Weller or The Doors without Jim Morrison… And what’s all this strength to strength bollocks? Doing a tacky musical with that Ben Elton cunt? Doing a record with that fat poof, Robbie Williams? Working with a great singer (Paul Rodgers), but giving him crap material and old numbers to sing?

And now that Adam Lambert cunt? To do a whole second half of a Freddie Mercury biopic focusing on how great the surviving members are and how great they’ve done since Freddie’s demise (when they actually haven’t) displays delusional arrogance that crosses over into pure cuntitude…

No wonder John Deacon fucked off and left them…

Nominated by: Norman