Erik Ten Hag

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Erik Ten Hag is a whopping great cunt!

The Manchester United manager has – as usual – refused to accept any blame or admit that anything is wrong.

He has said that the negative reaction to United’s narrow win against Coventry City in the FA Cup semi final as “embarrassing” and “a disgrace”,

Wrong, you hills have eyes cunt. Manchester United throwing away a three goal lead against a Division 2 side in an FA Cup semi final is what is embarrassing and a disgrace. Coventry have nothing to be ashamed of, they played their bollocks off. But United were and are a laughing stock.

In all my time as match going red, I have never seen such a spineless, lazy, heap of shite.

Brian Greenhoff (RIP) said in 1980 about Dave Sexton ‘This man is not fit to manage Manchester United.’

He was right. But God knows what he would think of this current cunt.
Ten Hag makes Sexton look like Cesar Luis Menotti.

And all I have left to say is this…
Fuck off Nostferatu.

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Nominated by: Norman

76 thoughts on “Erik Ten Hag”

    • Me neither – but I think he`s Dutch: But if Manchester Utd moved the stadium over to the Netherlands it would be closer for most of the fans.

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      • Natch, nada, nope, no idea.

        From the nom it’s another footballist, so I take from that a very well paid, knee taking racial baiter.

  4. I don’t want to gloat ….😜

    We’ve probably blown it as well, but we’re used to it 😩….. maybe conehead could use his Amsterdam connections and have his medical staff inject some spice 💉 …nah leave him alone norman, he’s a proper Dutch master 🎨…oranjeboom,oranjeboom 🍺

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  5. As a Palace fan I was ecstatic with the Man Utd performance the other night.
    Never thought I’d watch us beat them 4-0 and yet be disappointed that we didn’t win by more.
    Norman you have my sympathies, however I think it may be a few more years before the mess is sorted out.
    Too many older or disinterested players on massive salaries that you’ll struggle to shift.

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    • It’s a strong team you’ve got now – Eze, Olise, Wharton, Guehi and Andersen are all Europa League or CL level players. If you keep even half of them you can do big things next season.

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      • That will be the difficult bit, keeping them to stay. If we can and get another 2 or 3 gems in, then it could be a good season next year.
        However the one thing I have learned as a Palace fan is that just when things seem to be going well comes along the crushing disappointment and it all going tits up.

      • Tbf you could have the core of the England side right there with some of them. But we all know Southgate will pick Rashford and Henderson instead.

      • Too right. Never would believe Southgate started his career at Palace. Wharton was excellent on Monday, whilst Marinoo was all over the place. However, it will be him that goes ahead.
        Wokegates big club bias and his usual favourites always win out.

  6. Don’t worry Norman, I heard Gareth wokegate will soon be on his way to sort out the mess your in..

    Synchronised knee bending, rainbow socks, black power salutes..

    He will soon have you in the championship..

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    • “Dear Gareth Wokegate…”

      The intro to possibly the finest e-mail ever written.

      And from one of our own I suspect 🤔

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      • “Dear Jordan,
        My heart races every time I think of you. I know we have Wharton, Rice, Bellingham, Eze and Mainoo available nowadays, but you’ll always be the man for me. Not only will you be in the starting XI, but you will be captain as well.
        Signed,
        Gareth xxx’

      • OC, get rid of your Jordan Henderson chip. England play better with him and he always tries, unlike others. If we’d pkayed him from the start against Croatia two years ago, we’d have been in the final.

        Nonetheless, Wokegate is a turd who have gone. How he hasn’t won anything with a glittering array of players is astonishing.

      • That was the case a few years ago Cap’n, but he’s clearly past his best now. It’s time to look to the future.

  7. I don’t know enough about football to comment on the strategy and tactics used by Manchester United in their recent games except that there appears to be little of either at the moment and that is down to Erik Ten Hag.
    What I do know a little about is human nature and it appears to me that Manchester United have too many expensive, overseas, players who are happy to collect their large pay cheques and have no commitment or passion for the club. There ought to be a rule that a certain number of players at each club should have come through their academy and to try and reconnect the clubs with their area.
    Erik Ten Hag is one problem that Sir Jim Ratcliffe has to deal with, the other is how to get rid of the rest of the Glazer family, who are at the root of all M.U.’s problems.

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  8. They are no longer a team,haven’t been for donkey’s years.

    No work ethic,no passion,no teamwork and no balls.

    Fucking good salaries though.

    They could become politicians.

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  11. He’s certainly struggling.

    A combination of both a tremendous amount of injuries and weird tactics.

    Throw in a shit load of completely unsuitable signings or players past their best, on long contracts (which has been going on long before Ten Hag’s arrival) and Bob’s your uncle – the whole thing is a shit show.

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  12. Glory, Glory Ma-….

    Hang on a minute…

    More like…

    WHO THE F**K ARE MAN UNIIIITEEED?!?!

    I’m loving it, all those years in the late ’90s and ’00s we had this club’s glory supporting “fans” chelping in our earholes at every opportunity!!

    Fuck ’em!!

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  13. C’mon Norman, it’s not ETH’d fault altogether. United are a club in decline, like Muhammad Ali with late stage Parkinson’s.

    Liverpool went through it after their dominance and I’m sure in 20 years united will win a title. Supporting a winning team is easy, it’s after the glory is gone the real supporters remain.

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  15. Not all United’s problems are down to Ten Hag.
    How can a club of that size seemingly only have one player for each position, therefore leaving them fucked when injuries occur?
    However, he’s still a cunt.
    What manager, other than Wokegate, goes defensive when he’s one goal up, as he did against the bindippers with 8 minutes to go?
    He did the same against Coventry, albeit 3-0 up, but the subs ain’t good enough.
    Surely he must have noticed at some stage, he’s been there 18 months.
    Lazy cunts like Rashford and Martial in the starting line up, regardless.
    Fergie wouldn’t have stood for it, he’d play his U23’s.
    Shower of shit from top to bottom.

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  16. Norman’s a Man Utd fan from before the glory years, so I don’t think there is much entitlement.
    However think the problems run well beyond Ten Hag.
    Too many over the hill players or those that don’t care on huge fat contracts that they will struggle to move on.
    Okay for the likes of Scholes and Owen to say sack the manager but I’m not sure any one is going to sort out the shitshow quickly and the fans and pundits will be calling the next managers head before they can.

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    • Agreed. But where I have a problem, beyond tactical matters, is Ten Hag not stamping down on laziness.
      Players rewarded for failure and lack of effort with a place in the next team.
      Having said that, we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes.

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  17. A very apt cunting, in light of the recent result.

    United don’t really have a defence, just blokes who show up and watch the game from their own half.

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  18. I’m not really ‘in to’ football, but the fact he is doing an apparent awful job which not only pleases the vast majority of other football fans, but also annoys the BBC with their never ending love in with Manchester United, I am fucking really happy he is still there and long may it continue.

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    • I always thought BBC pundits favoured the big Red three – Arsenal, Man Utd and ‘Pool. That was back in the late 90s and through the noughties when Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson were studio gobshites.

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  19. I’m rooting for Donny Rovers on Friday. 2 nil up after the first leg (away) on the playoff. Wembley here we come. Fuck Man u

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      • I lived on Palmer Street in the early 1980’s. It wasn’t that bad then, decent community spirit. I think it’s probably not the same. The town is full of gimmegrants, I’ve not been for over 4 years now.

      • I wonder if Rotherham United have ever groomed a younger player in the hope that one day he’d assume managers role.

  20. Time was when round here you couldn’t go for a paper on a Saturday morning without seeing pavements full of their red shirted and smug glory hunting fans. Gloating fuckers, they were. These days it’s spot the manker, thank fuck. That said, I’ve got a son-in-law and grandson who both support the twats. Oh, and ‘Red Devils’. The cunts have pinched that from Salford Rugby League Club, the unimaginative bastards. Fuck off and imagine a win.

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  21. There must be something for being successful at football management when you’re bald. Guardiola at city, his ex assistant maresca at Leicester, scousers appoint another bald Dutch guy to take over from kloppity. Paul Warne at my team just got promoted although he wears a tea cosy on his head. Man U and ten hag must be total shite if San Marino tweet asking for a game…. But it’s funny as fuck.

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  23. What is it with Manchester United Managers oddly shaped heads? Ron Atkinson, the top of his head was that flat you could play snooker on it. Ten Haag, head so sloped Eddie Edward’s could do a shit Ski Jump off it. Louis Van Gaal, bigger forehead than which of those wankers Ant and Dec has a big forehead.

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    • Ant. You’re right about van Gaal. He has a five-head.

      Good manager though, just for his Ajax team of ’95.. One of my favourite continental sides, with AC Milan of the late 80s-early 90s.

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  24. Everybody keeps saying they’re a shit show, but they’re eighth in the Premiership ffs.

    They’re in a trough, and half of London will be crying in their beers, but there’s many a club and many a supporter up and down the land who’d give an arm to be in that position.

    Nobody keeps winning indefinitely.

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    • Well said Ron.

      Not too dissimilar to Tottenham Hotspur.

      Apparently they’re an absolute mess and the manager has to go because he’s apparently “out of his depth”

      * They’re 5th after having being recently relieved of their second greatest ever player.

      Daft cunts.

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      • Tell Spurs fans 20 years ago they’d be in this position and they’d have sacrificed their left arms.

  25. A foreign manager cunt managing a team of puffs and foreigners.
    What’s not to like?
    Fuck them.

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    • First it was the top flight players.
      Then it was the top flight managers.
      Then it was the top flight clubs.

      All completely dominated by foreigners.

      The only thing English about most top tier English clubs is their location on a map.

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  27. English football is shite now.

    There’s that many bloody foreigners I’m sure it’s an offence to call it English Football under the Trades Description Act.

    Fuck it.

    Good evening.

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  28. Dear god, who gives a fuck about this cunt and his franchise which has fuck all to do with Manchester.

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  29. The sooner these cunts fuck off and form their super league with all the other cunts who want it the better, let the rest of us get on with it.

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  30. in related news, Real Madrid have made another CL final. Boring.
    At least PSG got knocked out.

    I hope Dortmund win.

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