The 3 Witches

3 witches

Did anyone see those three silly bitches on the debate on the telly?

Political parties should be fiercely opposed to one another… Not giving it all that touch feely ‘all girls together’ bollocks… One can imagine Sturgeon, Wood and that Aussie getting pissed on white wine, slagging men (any men) off for hours and then dancing on the tables singing ‘I Will Survive’…

Of course that spaz Ed Joined in… He’d have got more points if he’d viewed them as the silly cows that they actually are…

I’ll say one thing for Farage: he didn’t fall for that love-in crap and he told the BBC exactly what they are and always have been (leftie PC cunts)… He should have put the boot in and mentioned Savile and Auntie’s other nonce protecting…

Nominated by: Norman

Ed Miliband [10]

The last who wants to be a millionnaire

Ed Miliband is a stupid hand gesturing, socialist tripe peddling, question dodging, nasally-voiced fucking bastard of a cunt. He needs his adenoids removing…

Is he a cunt?…”Hell yes!”

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Watched the opposition parties debate last night? I did.

Miliband won’t do business with the SNP, or the Greens, or UKIP, or the Welsh and thinks Cameron is a cunt and Clegg is a waste of space. The arrogant little shit still thinks he can form a government on his own and just in case he can’t, he’s shutting the door on anyone who will support him.

Is Miliband a too faced, politically naive little shit? “Hell, yes!”

Is he going to win 326 seats on May 7th? “Hell, no!”

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sam Allardyce

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Sam Allardyce is a cunt.

Now I am more than a little frustrated at how Man United are playing right now (mostly shite!), but I have seen far worse (Dave Sexton and 86-89 Fergie, for a start!). But for Fat Sam to moan about United using long ball tactics?! When it comes to exciting and attacking football, Allardyce is hardly Cesar Luis Menotti, Rinus Michels or Tommy Docherty himself.

Fat Sam has always had the delusion that he is a ‘Big Name Manager’ – except he has won fuck all, whereas Van Gaal has won the lot in his time… He has inherited a sack of shit at Old Trafford though. Only those two porn barons (Gold and Sullivan) at ‘West Aiiiiim’ would see Allardyce as a managerial catch. Dodgy customers attract other dodgy customers (I remember Panorama).

So fuck off, Sam!

Nominated by: Norman