“National Employer Training” – yet another bunch of shitweasel “outsourced” rodents funded (of fucking course) partly by the EU who allegedly provide SIA training and certification.

I NEED my SIA for certain aspects of what I do, so off I trotted yesterday to get it sorted – the first bad experience was being confronted by a five foot chippy bitch – she “had the suntan which allows her to do anything” shall we say and had she been a Man there would have been a strong possibility of a swiftly delivered straightener – this little Miss attitude began shouting that I was “Too late for da course” even though I had arrived early and the start time was clearly stated in the email I received from NET.

I returned half an hour later, to be immediately told by a fucking hideous “Pauline from the Jobcentre” type of creature which I am guessing was “Female”, in the loosest possible sense of the term, that unless I completed an “equality and diversity” part before the course had even started I would be stopped from any further participation – I refused, stated I would take this further and left.

I WILL NO LONGER TAKE SHIT FROM SHIT, and I am coming out every round swinging now – I have emailed NET “Executive Director” Katie Wheeldon with a formal complaint of unlawful discrimination and will be sending Katie the cunt my bill, via my solicitor as part of the Court proceedings being put together.

I await a call from Katie the cunt, and if she does not back down I “am confident” that they will rather regret promoting this nasty, racist nonsense.
We shall see – I am a fighting Man and I am not having this.

War.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(Just out of frame is the Cunstable about to make his entrance from behind – Day Admin)

While many of us are technically overweight, there are many who have crossed that line into becoming a burden on the rest of society. The ones who force the rest of us to accommodate them because they have this self inflicted condition:

• The dad who is too fat to play with his kids or keep up when on outings.
• The fat fuck on the motorized grocery scooter blocking the isle.
• The one who has to be craned out the rooftop when they need to go to the hospital or morgue.
• The one whose family is heartbroken at all the medical issues they have because of their horrible diet.
• The one who insists they are “perfect just the way they are”.
  Those who gross out the rest of us by wearing shorts and sandals exposing their nasty purple legs and unkempt feet.
• Those who need assistance of all kinds because of knee, back, hip, and joint problems galore.
• The rotund cunt on the full plane who can’t fit between the arm rests.
• The one everyone else has to wait on because they’re slow and always winded.
• Those who unnecessarily burden the medical system.

These cunts piss off. Their self absorption, lack of self control, and ignoring all warning signs when choosing to shovel tons of shit into their fat fucking faces means they are selfish cunts.

We need to put the shame back into being fat. Women’s underwear adverts with fat, cellulite bitches is a travesty.

The only thing worse than a cunt is a fat cunt.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

(No lascivious thoughts at the header pic please – Day Admin)

I’d like to nominate the Emma Raducanu hype machine.

I’m no Tennis fan but even I can see she’s bang average at best, she fluked her way to winning the U.S. open over a year ago, since then she has gained over £10 million in sponsorship deals, an OBE and a level of fame she really doesn’t deserve.

I must make it clear I have no issue with Emma as she’s still pretty young and naive, its the hype around her that I find rather cuntish. Although she does conveniently get minor injuries whenever she’s in a losing position however I believe that’s probably a gen Z trait as they’re used to being rewarded for mediocrity.

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This is a real piss boiler and likely explains many of the shortcomings in relation to people who get mistreated by carers whilst enjoying (lack of) care in the community.

A few weeks ago I felt that my neighbour, who is severely handicapped and is not able to communicate verbally, was being ignored whilst I considered her to be in distress.

My initial intervention was met by the two carers with retorts of ‘don’t tell me how to do my bloody job’ whilst one of them filmed me – illegally – on her iPhone. They then called the police because I was apparently harassing them. My bad!

When I complained to the carers employers, it became clear they were acting as judge and jury in any complaint made against them, replying that ‘we’re awfully sorry’ and ‘your complaint has been partially upheld’ – whatever the fuck that means.

Therefore having received what I considered to be the written equivalent of being given the finger, I escalated my concerns to the Local Government and Social Care Ombudsman. I expected a repeat of being told to bugger off, and sadly I was not disappointed.

My complaint was rejected on the basis of :
(1) the company already gave you lip service so we consider that adequate and don’t need to do it again
(2) I am “clearly concerned about his neighbour, but he does not have consent to complain on their behalf”

Explain to me in words of one syllable exactly how I get permission to complain on my neighbours behalf when she is severely mentally disabled and NON-VERBAL

FFS where do they find these people!?! No wonder people in care get abused and murdered.

What a fucking joke…

(There’s no applicable link to this but I have extensive written correspondence to back up what I’ve said)

Nominated by: Dioclese

(More info here: Day Admin  – Local Government & Social Care Ombudsman )

I’ve seen an advert with a disabled skateboarder (or should that be a skateboarder with a disability…fuck knows anymore?), and the selling point seems to be that it keeps you dry for 72 hours.

Who the fuck needs 72 hour deodorant? That’s three fucking days without a shower or bath. Dirty cunts.

If I see anyone buying it I’ll just think ‘dirty bastard’.

No legged skateboarders are possible you rotters. He’s better than Eddie Murphy was in Trading Places anyway.

Fuck off.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks