Dead Pool [249]

Well done to OpinionatedCunt who correctly predicted the extremely sad demise of Dame Deborah James the podcaster and journalist who has died from bowel cancer after a 5 year-long struggle.Given her age and the fact that she wasn`t a cunt and raised 7 million for charity whilst raising awareness for bowel cancer this hit is one of the sadder ones.However it is a prediction game and not a wishlist.They say only the good die young! R.I.P

On to Deadpool 249

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made

Airport eGates

I travel a lot and yes, the end of Covid has increased passenger numbers so longer queues are to be expected. But why the cunting fook do we have to suffer these ultra slow inefficient E gates.

I swear that the where to get into the East Midlands airport arrivals barn was literally outside approx 200m long before you even got inside the bloody thing. And then once inside a huge snake of plebs dawdling along.

All because of ultra shit cunting egates and the fact that it takes every passenger 3 attempts before the fakkI’m things let you through if they even do.

I’m seething / 40 mins outside and 50 minutes inside.

Welcome to England.

It would be quicker to stop at Calais and get a dingy.

Cunts.

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Nominated by: MiddleEngland

(More info about egates here: Day Admin – Government News Link)

South Yorkshire Police and ECHR (2)

South Yorkshire police and the fucking appeasing labour controlled council of same town, cunts idle vermin appeasing wankers of Himalayan altitude.

GBNews News Link

I, sadly, know young women who are now dead because of the in actions of these I Cunt here.

I have not that long ago cunted Lord pe d o Ahmed from Rotherham but reading the link above made me so angry ? I felt a need to Cunt Rotherham plod council.

Trash the whole shebang may all those guilty of allowing girls to be groomed, raped and die because of their ineptitude

rot in hell.

GBNews News Link 2

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

And Everyonesacunt is in a bit a of roll. Here’s another one, this time about groomers and Human Rights…

What to Cunt here?

P aki peaceful grooming gangs?
Human rights courts Eu version?
Politicians than allowed this ?

Fuck it I Cunt all three. Abomination and eternity of brimstone and hell fire ? to all three.

May scum rot in hell always. If hell exists.
( miles)

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The ‘Beauty’ Industry.

(Early morning horn anyone? – Day Admin)

What a vile and exploitative world the beauty industry is.

I have a work colleague, I’ve worked with her for years but with a 6 year hiatus, I left and went to work elsewhere and she joined the company a few months ago. She is 46. She’s not what you’d call a looker but I was shocked at her appearance after not seeing her for a while.

She has Botox done regularly, lip filler that looks plain silly, hair extensions, false nails, surgically enhanced tits, bizarre hair colouration, weird eyelashes and all in all she looks a mess. Her hair looks like a rats nest after an rodent orgy.

I looked back at an older photo on her Facebook page of her before the ‘work’ and she looked much nicer.

The same thing has tragically happened to my partners granddaughter, she’s only in he very early 20s and just looks plain daft. At 16 she was a very very pretty girl, lovely figure and gorgeous. She’s gone down the ‘Love island’ route and has now homogenised into a clone of, what are obviously, her TV heroes.

The first thing that hits you is the teeth, visible from space and a shade lighter than Dulux Brilliant White and bigger than Dick Emery’s vicar’s. Then the lips, quack. Then the tits, recently made pneumatic, courtesy of an obliging surgeon in Poland.

Hair extensions are de rigueur for our aspiring wannabe, as is the perma-tan orange glow which gives her an almost irradiated appearance, reminiscent of what I’d imagine Hiroshima victims looked like immediately after the fatal flash. Add false nails, false and enormous eyelashes which look like tarantula legs, and bleached blonde hair I’m sure you’ve got the picture.

I really cannot fathom what goes through someone’s mind when they aspire to look like a plastic doll. Cunt surgeons that perform these atrocities, using their skills on bullshit fakeness should be shot. Cunt beauty parlours performing Botox and fillers should be closed.

There’s no beauty to be had there, love and embrace what you are, the rest will follow.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

The British Rail System

The British fucking rail system deserves a great big fat fucking cunting.

Coming back from a job interview in Doncaster (I got it by the way – not sure whether to take it but that’s another story) and the CrossCountry to Temple Meads was – surprise surprise – fucking delayed, and to add insult to injury had no catering for most of the journey.

Get into Temple Meads, and – yes, you guessed it – my connection back into Wiltshire was also fucking DELAYED.

Long story short, I’ve just been sat at Temple Meads for half a fucking hour, tired and hungry, with only one staff member in sight – and she turned out to be a fucking Karen.

And to think, these incompetent morons on their fat fucking salaries are going on strike next week. Deary, deary me.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt