Klaus please tell me how I can rent underpants, not own them and be happy? The ones I own get quite nasty after a week of not washing myself, all to save precious water during this grave time of climate change. Is there a scheme for renting underpants and being happy?
(No link, this ‘own nothing and be happy’ is in common knowledge)
Nominated by Cuntologist
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In America the social commentator Matt Walsh is making heroic efforts to find a left-wing Feminist Comedienne that can make him laugh.
I think he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor I admire him that much.
I have tried it myself. But I just can’t do it. I give up after a few seconds. It is literally unendurable for me.
I admire his patience and stamina–the waiting for the laugh that never comes. He knows in his heart of hearts I believe that a laugh ain’t gonna happen.
He has sat through five now. Samatha Bee was one. Sat in silence. Stony silence.
There was another one I forget her name. He nearly laughed when she pictured a dog wearing shoes!!!!. He was ‘ready’ to laugh he said, ‘primed’ as it were. But she just left the story in mid air and went back to the feminist shtick.
But before we look down on our American friends what about our own home-grown feminist performers here.
I have a challenge for you Cunters. Now you have to be honest. Ok which one of you can last the longest watching either Jo Brand or Sarah Milligan. (both videos are only 5 mins long). You have a choice. I know I am asking a lot but I believe in you.
I have chosen them as I say because they are only 5 minutes long. Now surely Cunters you can last 5 minutes?
For those who watch one all the way through there will be a prize of a box of tampons to give to your wife or girlfriend with the line ‘these are for when you’re ‘on the Blob’. How she will laugh.
Remember if you own up to even a slight snigger of chuckle Admin will take disciplinary action.
Good luck
Nominated by: Miles Plastic
Despite the prejudices of some of the cunts on this site – Wales leads again.
”World Cup 2022: LGBT Wales fans vow to boycott Qatar tournament”
Yes, no Llanelli lifters, Monmouth mincers, Barry benders or syphilitics from Sengenedd will go to Qatar. As a protest against corruption, yewman rights, modern slavery, the subjugation of women?
Er, no.
”Tracy Brown, of Wales’ official LGBTQ+ supporters’ group, said many members did not believe it was safe to travel to the Middle East in November. Homosexuality is illegal in Qatar and punishable with prison sentences.”
That’ll teach the cunts.
Welsh uphill gardeners and rug munchers will be proudly boycotting. No shirts will be lifted in the stadium toilets. There will be no frotting in the stands.
Apart from watching on the telly that is.
Well, you can only go so far.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Prince William is a cunt.
Now I know it’s usually his dick brother who graces the pages of this hallowed website, but William has scored an own goal. How so? Well, he decided to weigh in on the US Capital riots of January 2020 by writing a “sorry for your loss” letter to the widow of a police officer who died.
It’s a blatant attempt to connect riotous behaviour by alleged Trump supporters and the death of a police officer who was on duty when said behaviour took place.
Trouble is, that police officer did not die at the Capitol building nor as a result of any non-existent injury sustained during the so called riots. He actually died of natural causes brought on by strokes the following day.
Unfortunately, that doesn’t fit the narrative of the left accusing Trump supporters of killing police officers trying to protect cunt politicians and uphold law, order and democracy. Neither does the fact that Capitol building security freely let into the building a large number of protestors, before the trouble makers showed up and caused the aggro.
But don’t let facts get in the way of trashing Trump or his supports. And especially don’t attempt to divert attention away from the absolute train wreck of a president Biden has been since he took office. Everything’s fine, things are going well, nothing to see here. Orange Man still bad.
William, this has fuck all to do with you, so shut it. I suggest to stop taking virtue signalling lessons from your out-of-touch father and sycophant brother. Cunt.
Nominated by: Imitation Yank
(Pic taken from a genuine news article about “Gender Ideology” on the Ohio Star news site! – Day Admin)
This an American report but what happens in America…as the saying goes.
A new kind of Parents Evening comes to mind- The headmistress-‘little Johnny is good at maths and English but we are worried about his sexual development so he sees ‘Satin Doll’ our resident Drag Queen to discuss his problems.’
The slogan for proponents of this –‘DRAG your kids to school’.
Always hated Drag. And for some bloody reason we did go to see them quite a bit when we were young. I don’t know why.
A memory of Hilda Baker introducing drag acts at some place in Sheffield.
There was a place in Barnsley -‘Antonio’s’. The stench of perfume.
That dreadful Ru Paul programme. Some of them on there look positively demonic.
It’s all couched in that language isn’t it-‘helping people explore their sexuality’. Freedom see.
But these people haven’t reached pubity yet. Er…they are ‘kids’.
You use the word in your slogan–‘DRAG your ‘kids” to school’
But then they say its ‘fun’.
When I was a young I played pass the parcel or musical chairs for fun.
I cannot help but notice that the politician encouraging this is homosexual. I know people say that there are perfectly ‘ordinary’ homosexual couples who deplore all this. But I just cannot help making the connection.
Its all on a spectrum to me. Perversion that is.
I remember doing RE with Sister Collette. She was dressed funny but I don’t think it did me any real harm.
Nominated by: Miles Plastic