The first ad break suggested that should my partner sneeze, cough, or laugh, she may possibly piss herself! Whilst I was informed I should be looking at a funeral plan.
Film continues, new add break. Now I never knew this, but when we take the dog out and she goes blackberry picking, its not so, she is having a sneeky shit behind a bush because she doesn’t take Imodium instants.
At this point my relaxing tickle my ribs entertainment has turned into a rather sinister, “Has she shat herself?” She laughed, “Should I check the sofa” (note to self plastic seat covers, before stair lift) then realising if I mention any of this, I have no funeral plan.
Well done target advertising, I’m off to see Dad’s army next week, fuck knows how you are going to spoil that one.
Nominated by: Lord Benny
Never mind more cunts, where’s the new Dead Pool?
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I am waiting to try and nick Denis again!
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Too late, old boy. I’d get over to the last Dead Pool thread if I were you…
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I think Dio ruled out Paul Daniels Fred as he was teetering on the perch.Its magic, but not a lot.
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Perhaps Lord Benny might prefer the advertising that come when watching this:
http://www.porn.com/videos/senior-citizen-couple-enjoying-sex-in-bed-321499
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Jerry and Rupert – The Honeymoon Video??!
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Mr Hubbard the thought of that has put me right off my steak and chips. I prefer to think of Rupert and Jerry snuggled up in cosy pyjamas drinking cocoa and reading the Radio Times.
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Sort of lost me there, x videos is better, thought sometimes disturbing.
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I didn’t watch Sir Limplys link, that way I get a good sleep.
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“she is having a sneeky shit behind a bush” Maybe Limpys warning of dosser shite is more common that I thought. But yeah commercials are getting worse and worse they kill a few hundred braincells much worse then solvents. The commercials from the 60 70 and 80’s were much more creative and less annoying . Yeah and commercials are getting more sinister some even border on peadophilic even if its slightly
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Im sure someone had Mitchelmore in the dead Pool.
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Yeah Golden Bollocks Debo Debson had him!
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Adverts used to be great – real men smoking on horses, gorgeous chicks welcoming clean happy people onto BOAC jets, and monkeys drinking tea after a job well done.
These days it just seems to be vacant android type bitches pandering to their half-caste bastards.
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Fucking adverts, thanks to the good old dvr almost avoidable. Particularly annoying at the moment are the twatting Ford advert, all bank ads especially the nationwide father son pair of wet cunts who make we want to get a hammer and swing it like Sutcliffe.
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Ok this is completely unrelated to the topic but I am a massive cunt so oh well!Anyhow this girl I had a massive crush on in high school said she wanted to meet me this Saturday via phone but I haven`t had a reply from her in 2 days so do not know whether to text her agin or ring her and say what is going on?And yes she agreed to meet me knowing that I am a grade A cunt!
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Maybe Limpys warning of dosser shite is more common that I thought. But yeah commercials are getting worse and worse they kill a few hundred braincells much worse then solvents. The commercials from the 60 70 and 80’s were much more creative and less annoying . Yeah and commercials are getting more sinister some even border on peadophilic even if its slightly
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What about TV advertising in general? the fact that the volume goes up 800% when the commercials come on?, or when every time a channel is switched, you’re guaranteed to land on some cunt selling shit? I’d pay a TV licence for all that to fuck off. Cunts.
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