This little arsehole is a pop songster. He is in line for a “prestigious” pop award:
Clearly he is an Eddie Izzard wannabe with ridiculous inkings on his weak fetid little body.
Being a member of a beat combo is hardly a job for a man, it’s a boy thing – but a fucking “man” in a dress?.
Is this Mercury Prize for artistic homosexuals, or lunatics?
Nominated by: W. C., Boggs
Spacca cyclists.
The Commonwealth Games have started and, unlike the Olympics, the spaccas have their go while the proper athletes do their thing. I sort of have no iss … well actually I have many.
There was a Norn Iron swimmer interviewed last week in the build up and she has a learning difficulty and therefore is able to get a spacca qualification. To summarise, she has problems with her short short term memory. Right, so she’s a bit dim, which is why she is not an elite swimmer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethany_Firth
But what what really got my my goat was the tandem sprint/time trial. If you’re blind what the fuck are you doing on a bike? And I’m assuming the Gordon Brown is on the back, not on the front. One of these non-seeing fuckers had a lead rider who was twice the size of him. How the fuck does that work?
Raspberry fucking cunts.
Nominated by: Dark key cunt
Nomination: The BBC (again, sorry).
They knew.
The fucking BBC knew…
Just like they knew about Savile. And just like they knew about all the other sex cases working for them. Bet they know about all the sex cases still working for them.
I have never knowingly seen or heard Tim Westwood on the television or radio although I have read the opinions of other contributors to the award-winning website ISAC. Anyone who likes ‘rap’ and ‘hip-hop’ was probably a cunt before he started helping himself to underage black girls.
The thing that really bugs me about the BBC, Hollywood tosspots, Twittermongs and the Establishment in general is their smug sense of their own superiority and moral rectitude. But time and time again these utter bastards have been exposed as covering up, or actively participating in, the worse behaviour imaginable.
Time to consign the entire organisation to Unkle Terry’s oven and then napalm the oven. We can buy Terry a new oven from the vast pension pot of the scumcunts who work at the fucking Beeb.
I don’t like them.
Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia
I propose the death penalty for selfish cunts who putting supermarket baskets in the stack without unfolding the fucking handles.
Included in the prospective long death row are the brain-dead morons who put their baskets on top without moving the lower one’s handles and generally not unfolding their handles, so the whole fucking lot tips over, because no cunt has unfolded said handles.
This is further compounded by singularly selfish wankstains who are too fucking lazy who leave an item of shopping they decided they didn’t want, in said basket.
Lastly (for now) are those unspeakable fucksticks, who just dump their baskets, full or empty, absolutely anywhere, for us to trip over.and break our fucking necks.
There is a rich being toine on the subjects of utter, utter CUNTS, at supermarkets, sadly mainly the thick-as-pigshit customers, the worst being some bloated female asteroid, snot-hanger-nose-ring, covered in 5 acres of tattoos, greasy blonde or coloured hair, wearing a tight, tee-shirt that would cover an aircraft hangar but the rolls of underlying adipose tissue makes it look like a Michelin man, tracksuit trousers that struggle to contain an arse the size of Yorkshire with a set of thoughts that could crush your skull like a walnut.
Oh yes, and ALWAYS with a couple of sproggs in tow clearly growing prototypes for the asteroid of Ceres called a mother, stuffing their faces with unpaid for food, “coz they’re hungry”,
Fucking hell, I’m having trouble not writing even more… However, today I’ll settle for the death-penalty, no appeal, for the supermarket basket cunts.
That is my Fatwa for the day, delivered from the pulpit of the Al-Aqsaminster Kharpet mosque (Quito) Inc.
Nominated by: Sheikh_Anvakh
Here we go again.
”RFU will open investigation into racism at Newcastle Falcons after Luther Burrell claims”
Another ex player, and the ‘ex’ is significant, suddenly claims racism in his sport.
”Burrell, who won 15 caps for England between 2014 and 2016, gave an interview to The Mail on Sunday last month in which he claimed that racism was “rife” in rugby union and that he had been called a “n—–” and a “slave” by teammates.”
Funny how none of this was an issue 8 years ago. Is it compo setting in? Revenge for being dropped?
Fuck me when I played colour was the least of your problems. Abuse was constant and god help you if you were ginger.
He should look warily at the oily little parking stanley who tried to destroy Yorkshire cricket and see what a glittering career he now has.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble