Given the current political fallout and the cabinet resignations yesterday, we’ve brought this nom forward. How long has Jellyfish got? Another Maybot style meltdown? Snap election? – NA.

Persistent allegations – oh how we love that phrase – continue to bounce around the resignation of former Conservative Deputy Whip one Chris Pincher or should that be Chris Pinchyah? Also apparently known in certain circles as Arse Pincher.

The allegations include groping two geezers at that bastion of Conservatism, the Carlton Club in London whilst pissed. Said geezers objected to his advances and were not willing to participate in a consensual act. Hence his resignation and subsequent media headlines.

Telegraph News Link

BBC News Link

Mr Pincher has previous having been cleared by Conservative Central Office of making “a drunken pass” several years ago at Olympic rower Alex Storey but resigned anyway.

Sun News Link

Have to say I think it is a damn bad show having been pissed in the Carlton a few times without getting pissed on by the tabloids. Naturally old Captain Chaos (Johnson) considers the matter closed – best leave matters to take their course etc etc – but the worst aspect of the case has been the resurrection in the media of old Yvette Cooper whose shrunken head is looking evermore like a student of voodoo’s shrunken practice piece. Well it frightens me.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

For the love of god, how the FUCK can this be happening? Trans cunt WANTS his bloke bits chopped off then wakes up and realises he’s made the biggest mistake of his/her/it’s life?

Surely some legal type can tell it to go fuck itself? Vexatious litigation at its finest. This fucked up cunt needs putting down at once and the cunt that is pursuing it.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

“National Employer Training” – yet another bunch of shitweasel “outsourced” rodents funded (of fucking course) partly by the EU who allegedly provide SIA training and certification.

I NEED my SIA for certain aspects of what I do, so off I trotted yesterday to get it sorted – the first bad experience was being confronted by a five foot chippy bitch – she “had the suntan which allows her to do anything” shall we say and had she been a Man there would have been a strong possibility of a swiftly delivered straightener – this little Miss attitude began shouting that I was “Too late for da course” even though I had arrived early and the start time was clearly stated in the email I received from NET.

I returned half an hour later, to be immediately told by a fucking hideous “Pauline from the Jobcentre” type of creature which I am guessing was “Female”, in the loosest possible sense of the term, that unless I completed an “equality and diversity” part before the course had even started I would be stopped from any further participation – I refused, stated I would take this further and left.

I WILL NO LONGER TAKE SHIT FROM SHIT, and I am coming out every round swinging now – I have emailed NET “Executive Director” Katie Wheeldon with a formal complaint of unlawful discrimination and will be sending Katie the cunt my bill, via my solicitor as part of the Court proceedings being put together.

I await a call from Katie the cunt, and if she does not back down I “am confident” that they will rather regret promoting this nasty, racist nonsense.
We shall see – I am a fighting Man and I am not having this.

War.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

(Just out of frame is the Cunstable about to make his entrance from behind – Day Admin)

While many of us are technically overweight, there are many who have crossed that line into becoming a burden on the rest of society. The ones who force the rest of us to accommodate them because they have this self inflicted condition:

• The dad who is too fat to play with his kids or keep up when on outings.
• The fat fuck on the motorized grocery scooter blocking the isle.
• The one who has to be craned out the rooftop when they need to go to the hospital or morgue.
• The one whose family is heartbroken at all the medical issues they have because of their horrible diet.
• The one who insists they are “perfect just the way they are”.
  Those who gross out the rest of us by wearing shorts and sandals exposing their nasty purple legs and unkempt feet.
• Those who need assistance of all kinds because of knee, back, hip, and joint problems galore.
• The rotund cunt on the full plane who can’t fit between the arm rests.
• The one everyone else has to wait on because they’re slow and always winded.
• Those who unnecessarily burden the medical system.

These cunts piss off. Their self absorption, lack of self control, and ignoring all warning signs when choosing to shovel tons of shit into their fat fucking faces means they are selfish cunts.

We need to put the shame back into being fat. Women’s underwear adverts with fat, cellulite bitches is a travesty.

The only thing worse than a cunt is a fat cunt.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

(No lascivious thoughts at the header pic please – Day Admin)

I’d like to nominate the Emma Raducanu hype machine.

I’m no Tennis fan but even I can see she’s bang average at best, she fluked her way to winning the U.S. open over a year ago, since then she has gained over £10 million in sponsorship deals, an OBE and a level of fame she really doesn’t deserve.

I must make it clear I have no issue with Emma as she’s still pretty young and naive, its the hype around her that I find rather cuntish. Although she does conveniently get minor injuries whenever she’s in a losing position however I believe that’s probably a gen Z trait as they’re used to being rewarded for mediocrity.

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