Dead Pool [276]

A sad hit for Shaun in the Deadpool this morning.Footballer Christian Atsu who played for Hatayspor in Turkey as well as previously playing for a range of Premier League clubs including Newcastle United where he received more than 100 caps.He was also signed for Chelsea but repeatedly loaned out.He also played internationally for his hone country Ghana achieving 65 caps and 10 goals.

Atsu was found dead in the rubble of his apartment in Turkey this morning following the Earthquake 12 days ago.He was just 31 and is survived by his wife and 3 young children.

R.I.P

Pushing The State Pension Age Towards 70

Grandparent, Childminder, more precious than gold.

You read it here first, and thought so fucking what, but have a think.
I took early retirement at 55, with a pension and a lump sum that let me pay off all debts, including the mortgage.

I did it to look after the tiddler, whose now the Gradly Lass.

Could I have done childcare at 65/66? Yes probably.

Could my daughter have had a child at 45? Possibly.

Would I have changed it? Not for a bucket full of diamonds.

But the point is that older folk retire to become carers of grandkids, or their own parents. Whose going to look after me, if my kids have to work until they’re nearly 70?

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

John Lydon [4] Previously Johnny Rotten


Remember this posturing cunt from the 70s. ‘Singer’ in a group put together by a cunt in the way that Fuck That and the Spice Dogs were. Very little talent but liked to shock. Swore on telly. Quite the anarchist.

Rotten didn’t want to take part in Quadrophenia because it was Townsend’s fantasy. Regarded Chuck Berry as shit. Posture, posture, posture.

But then he pops up advertising fucking butter. How daring.

But now this hero of punk has suffered the ultimate indignity. He has been turned down as Ireland’s entry for Eurovision.

Lydon, what a total cunt.

BBC News

Nominated by: Cuntable Cuntbubble

The Brit Weirdo Awards (4)

A cunting please for the shower of shit on show at the Brit Awards this year.

I have no idea what the Brit Awards is about, possibly a competition to find out who can outdo Mr Blobby’s costume for silliness?

I received the link below from a mate who delights in torturing himself by tuning in to BBC News on a regular basis.

BBC News Link 1

With the exception of one of the Nova Twins (no, me neither) – the one on the left with the red barnet – I have never seen so many unappealing twats in one place at the same time.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

And seconded by: Fuglyucker

The fuck fest, chocked full of the biggest cunts in the UK that is the Brit awards needs a double barreled cunting.

We didn’t watch this shit on the telly but the above news page that I clicked on while looking for something else was enough to make me spit my coffee across the room and cause that little vein in my forehead pulse wildly.

So it starts with the fucking revolting fuck pig that is Sam Smith in some sort of pumped up with his farts gimp suit, Harry styles looking like a cross between David Beckham and an Ewock, Lizzo dressed in a tight bin bag, another tart wearing a net curtain, then there are a pair of pregnant slags in outfits with their pregnant bellies hanging out, had trouble keeping my breakfast down with those 2 pics.

Moving on some pink glittering telly tubby and then a whole slew of attention seeking fuckwits in various states of undress posing for photo, s.

Where are Alkieda when you need them, if these are the role models that the young look up to, God help us all….. What is the plural for such a huge collection of cunts…. A flock or a clutch of cunts, see if you guys can work out a better one….

BBC News Link

And then on a similar tangent there’s this from Cuntis_Cuntis

Modern Music

After Sam Smith, Madonna, and several other Moon Crickets making a bunch of cunts out theyselves at the TiT Awards, I thought live music was dead.

I was wrong. We’ve just been to see Suzanne Vega. She was fantastic.

Attractive, able to hold a glorious tune, tonnes of tales, and kept the audience engaged without tales of explicit knobbing.

Best gig I’ve seen in years.

More support for elder artists who know their stuff and can easily pack out local venues by being pure talent and class.

Helen Thomas – Mad Controller of Radio 2

Some of you may be familiar with Helen Thomas from the curious case of Alex Belfield, when she was in a different job, but her stint as radio 2 controller has seen the station slowly being turned into a ‘hen party’ as it narrows its desired audience down to ‘mood mums’, AKA funking Karens.

BBC bosses have replaced Chris Evans, Simon Mayo, Steve Wright, Paul O’Grady and now the PopMaster himself Ken Bruce, with a host of chavs;: Zoe Ball, Sara Cox, Scott Mills, Rylan Clarke and that ventriloquist dummy of Gary Busey, Rob fucking Beckett.

According to the daily mail, Ken Bruce asked the bosses to stop making him play tuneless dance music but to no reply. It’s also quite incredible that they’d forgotten to offer him a new contract. I think they just wanted rid of him to get another wimminz in to complete the station’s metamorphosis into BBC version of Heart or Magic.

What a load of cunt.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime