Fucking font of all knowledge Ian Wright is a cunt.

After refusing to appear on MOD cos his mate Gary was suspended (asked to step back) is now calling for ‘heads to roll’ at the BBC because of the ‘hot mess’

Sorry to tell you this pundit but the BBC were quite within their right to suspend Linecunt, regardless of the free speech issue it was a question of the ‘grey’ area of impartiality.
The only ‘hot mess’ was you and the rest of punditry walking out over something that had fuck all to do with anyone other than Linecunt and BBC management.

If the BBC weren’t so fucking spineless they would have sacked the lot and it seems that MOD has an audience with or without pundits.

Independent

Nominated by Sick of it.

After careful consideration, bosses at the RM have decided that despite a 25% drop in letter usage since the pandemic, they’re going to increase the price of a 1st and 2nd class stamps by up to 15% from 3rd April. This means a 1st class stamp will go up from 95p to £1.10p.

Bosses not only blame the drop in letter volume, but also rising costs and record inflation. However, that doesn’t stop the CEO from earning around £400k last year and receiving a £400k bonus on top of that.

How he can justify a bonus that size is fucking amazing given the RM is stuck in the past with its working practices as well as losing money hand over fist.

And then of course the new stamps will have King Fuckwit’s profile, but without a crown. Why? Is he scared he might offend someone? But that’s for another nomination.

Royal Mail. !st Class Cunts!

Sky News

Money Saving Expert

Nominated by: Technocunt

Never heard of the cunt? Me neither until I looked into a new album entitled “I Can Only Be Me” by the beautiful and talented Eva Cassidy. (For those that don’t know, Eva died nearly thirty years ago.)

This grave robber has allegedly isolated Eva’s voice from recordings, and set it to music that he composed.

What’s the matter Chris, can’t your composition stand on it’s own two feet without stealing the voice of a genuine entertainer? Didn’t anyone alive want to warble along to your hacked composition?

It’s had exactly the response he was hoping for, I thought it was a long lost recording, and nearly bought it.

Noise11 News Link

Independent News Link

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

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Oh dear , poor old wokie, weirdo black lezza Lori has had her arse kicked in the Mayoral election. Her share of the vote dropped from 75% to 17% thus becoming the first one term Chicago Mayor for 40 fucking years!

Nothing to do with her wokie policies of defunding the Police and allowing crime to spiral out of control while ordering the coppers to barricade the streets around her mansion. Oh no…..according to Lori it’s all because of misogyny, racism and homophobia.

Of course it is dear…..now trot off to the loony bin and fuck off while you’re doing it.

Arsehole!

Fox News

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Our King is a useless cunt.

Even after Harry’s vindictive and spiteful autobiography and his slut of a wife telling out and out lies about the royals being racist, the jug eared buffoon has apparently invited them to his coronation, despite strong misgivings from his son, William.

What do these two cunts have to do to be fucked off for good? Murder someone? And surely the Grudge Toting Man Baby and his trailer trash slag would be a security risk, because of Little Walt’s remarks about the Taliban?

Charlie is as soft as steaming shite. How many last chances are they going to have? They are irredeemable scum, and they will continue their antics, stunts and bullshit because they know they can get away with it. On your own empty head be it, Charlie. They will use it as a stunt for their own gain, just like they always do…

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Norman