Scotch Footballerist who plays for eternal victims, Liverpool FC, Andy Robertson, has been whining about an ‘assistant referee’ (linesman in old money) elbowing him in the face.

It seems to me the cunt spent most of the first half calling, or should I say, screaming ‘Fuck off you cunt!’ or suchlike, at the rather tough looking official. He seems to spend a lot of his time screaming abuse at officials I’ve noticed.

Well, at the end of the first half of his team’s game against Arsenal, he ran after the linesman to carry on gobbing off. He even appears to grab the linesman’s arm from behind. The linesman seems to raise his elbow, perhaps to shrug him or even a potential pitch invader away, catching the cunt slightly.

Robinson then acts as though he’s been butted in the face by an excrement covered Charles Bronson. Carrying on like a little bitch. Almost causes a riot as he tries to get the fella in as much trouble as he can.

How about he stops abusing officials and keeps his hands to himself? Is that too much to ask?

Still, he plays for Victim FC so the linesman will probably have his career ended, and be forced to sell his house and possessions by way of compo for the soft, cheeky, mouthy, millionaire cunt.

The article linked is a tongue in cheek one regarding the incident, but it made me chuckle anyway. If only this were the policy.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

This Hair sniffing cunt is heading to Ireland to interfere with British politics.

It’s the same whenever there’s an election. No matter how tenuous the link, the candidate claims to be Irish, to garner the votes of the rest of the American twats who think they’re Irish.

How many of these emerald green fuckwits even know where Ireland is, let alone set foot in the place? It would be impossible to explain to them the history and politics involved.

It seems Biden is trying to find some distant relatives to contact, I hope they all turn out to be thieving gypsy bastards.
Biden, you’re a stupid ignorant cunt.

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Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire.

I’m cunting birds. Not the gorgeous long legged and fully fun-bagged bird we know and love, but the feathered bastards that roam freely.

Swimbo and myself sat watching the new Attenborough series, as it’s UK based so little chance of seeing a starving darkie as , as far as I can see, it wasn’t filmed in Birmingham, Leicester, Londonistan or the whole of West Yorkshire. We’re nice and comfy, watching the lovely creatures that live on our sceptered isle, and mostly, they are being hunted and torn apart by fucking birds.

Little Puffins being bullied by gulls for Sand eels, owls hunting voles, which are rare nowadays. Eagles hunting geese etc. You get the drift. The cunts are ruthless, they have an evil glint in their beady eyes and you get sense of what dinosaurs hunting would be like. And they nick chips off you at the seaside.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO.

SWR’s chief cunt Stuart Meek said that ‘It is wonderful to have this train proudly flying the flag for equality on our network, furthering inclusion with the new Intersex-Inclusive flag design, and visibly showing our support for LGBTQIA+ colleagues and customers.’

Yes, this is what your increased rail fares are squandered on.

What this country has only become…

MSN Link.

Nominated by : mystic maven

Wheel barrow tyres are a cunt. That’s my nomination. Totally unfit for purpose.

Our barrows…….the modern day beasts of burden for cunts that have to move their own shit about. we use them for moving all sorts of shit way beyond the original design brief yet manufacturer’s haven’t moved with the times. When I’m humping coal (shit smokeless coal,( 100kg a run) not house coal as the CUNTS banned that) to my shed, the cunting tyres that are rizla thin burst like pound shop rubber johnies.

A new tyre is 20 sheets. A new wheel is 25 notes. WTF??? a new barrow is 35 quid.

I should have nominated myself for being the cunt that repaired what has essentially become a disposable item.

Nominated by : Cunter S Thompson