Nyctophobia

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Did you know 11per cent of adults are scared of the dark in the US?

True.
And a jaw dropping 64per cent of adults in the UK say that they are scared of the dark.

Disgraceful!!

Our ancestors were scared of the dark.
With every reason,
Large predators, lions ,tigers and bears,oh my!
Other raiding tribes etc.

But for someone nowadays it’s pathetic.

I used to sometimes take off as a lad and camp in the woods, loved it!
Felt like Tarzan 🙂
But then I like my own company, nature, and not being around noisy cunts.

I like the dark,
It keeps kids in,
Old fuckers in,
And people don’t notice you fondling your balls.

For any adult scared of the dark you need fuckin horsewhipping,
Your a absolute disgrace and around mardarse.

I hope the monsters under your bed eat your face off.

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Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

70 thoughts on “Nyctophobia”

  2. I don’t mind a bit of dark or peace and quiet. It’s when it’s dark and light through a curtain gap makes things look weird that freaks me out.

  3. Talking of being in the dark, I hear the Wimmins World Cup may be facing a blackout on our television screens. Oh dear, how devastating. I won’t be able to laugh at the women goalkeepers any more…

    • Sponsored by the Gary Sprake school of Goalkeeping for Women.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3I3FKoA40

      Sadly, however, you just know the Beeb will stump up extra but the Frogs, Eyeties, Krauts etc will just tell Infantino to sod off and get it for a fraction of what our licence payers will end up paying.

  4. I am a man who walks alone.
    And when I’m walking a dark road.
    At night or strolling through the park.

    When the light begins to change,
    I sometimes feel a little strange.
    A little anxious when it’s dark.

    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
    I have a constant fear that something’s always near.
    Fear of the dark, fear of the dark.
    I have a phobia that someone’s always there.

    • There’s a sign over the Coventry Canal, Staffs i often wonder why it’s avoided a similar deal by some local wiseacre.?

  6. I should imagine if you were “Mr” Jess Phillips, Mr. Analese Dodds, Lord Nugee , Diane Abbott’s partner, Mrs Lammy, Lady Starmer or Mandy’s bum boy, it would be an advantage to be in the dark so you didn’t have to see those horrible physical wrecks naked. Lammy’s arse and Ms Abbott’s bum would probably block out the light anyway.

  7. The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

    . .Robert Frost

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