Splashdown for our favourite knitting diver, Mr. Daley and his husband, who have added a second son to their bijou residence:

Daily Fail Link.

It’s a boy: but look at the name Phoenix ROSE

Is this an attempt to find the next Eddie Izzard or did Tom just wake up one day and say to hubby “You haven’t made a film lately, duckie, and I am not getting arselicking publicity from the BBC and likes on WankTube. Let’s hear the patter of tiny feet”.

Poor little Phoenix Rose (who will no doubt be sold off to Hello or one of the other “celeb mags”. for photo-ops) If Tom and Dustin wanted the patter of tiny feet they should have got a Chihuahua.

Nominated by : W.C. Boggs

And a second coming (see what I did there? – NA) provided by Miles Plastic:

Tom Daley and ‘Family’

I am trying to move against my aversion to all things Gay. The Pope is softening, using kinder language about it.

In the Catechism it describes homosexual relations as ‘intrinsically disordered’. There are moves to get rid of it I have been reading.

It was something the Pope said changed my mind. Talking about civil marriage I think he said ‘we don’t want anyone to be aone’.
I’ve lived alone and it was horrible.

I am still uncomfortable watching say that Gay couple on Gogglebox but it isn’t as acute as before.

So here I am working away at this within myself. Then I come across this-

Sly News Link.

It’s just set me back. You know I think the picture of them is more ‘offensive’ than some weird looking person on a Gay Pride March.

It’s the ‘adding to my family’ shit I dont like. As though it’s normal.

I don’t know.

I will just have to accept it in the ‘abstract’.

The world has changed so fundamentally from what I thought was normal.

 
is a cunt.

This talent-free tuneless fat cunt is overtaking Ed Sheercunt as the biggest cunt in popular music.

Now, Capaldi does songs that are pretty much the same as those by Sheercunt. Dull, insipid, beige, soulless by numbers love songs that are badly written. But Capaldi also has a very shit singing voice. The useless fat cunt shouts his choruses and, his voice is so bad, you can hear it straining as he does it.

He also sings/shouts in just one key and the ends of his words are always flat. The chorus on his latest dirge ‘Forget Me’ is excruciating. The cunt has a voice that would peel paint. And he also looks like an absolute twat in the video. As if those two birds in the video would go near him. His success is very disturbing. When did pop stars become ugly fat cunts who can’t sing?

Youtube

Nominated by Norman.

I thought I’d visit my local yesterday to make the most of the nice weather and have a couple of ciders in the sun. Unfortunately though my enjoyment of this simple pleasure was spoilt by the shower of complete cunt monkeys who arrived shortly after me sat down at the next table to mine.

4 generations of chinless middle class wankers, including the latest addition to the inbred clan, a new born baby probably no more then a month old. Now this little ameoba was obviously the most loved, precious, amazing, miracle that had ever graced the planet and by fuck they wanted everyone to know!

Cue the whole fucking family spending the next 15-20 mins (believe me it felt a damn site longer) loudly singing nursery rhymes to the little shit whilst clapping along and sporting the same wide eyed shit eating grins that you’re more attuned to seeing on the faces of brainwashed cultists.

Plus the kids parents were exactly what you’d expect, a pair of public school educated ponces in their mid 20’s with names like Toby and fluer or something equally pretentious. The dad was a complete wetter who looked like he still called his parents mummy and daddy, and I don’t know what amazed me more, the fact that he’d had it in him to squirt his insipid watery jizz into the arid grumble of the stick insect sat opposite him, or that generations of family inbreeding hadn’t produced a fetus with 9 eyes and a wattle.

All the while this was going on the child just did what newborn babys do, stared vacanantly into space whilst filling it’s nappy with yet another load of Waitrose organic baby food shit.

Finished your GnT’s and Prosecco? Good, now get back in your Rangerover Discovery Sport and fuck off back to the home counties you bunch of self absorbed, posturing cunts

Nominated by : Cuntasurus Rex

We already know cyclists are considered the biggest cunts on the road these days and it’s true that most cyclists are in fact cunts of the highest order.

That’s why it’s so nice when one of these top drawer cunts gets put in his place, the cunt mentioned in the link 10 has tried to get a bus driver into trouble for what he has deemed a close pass. This fucking wanker was in the cycle lane, for once and the bus was in its lane, so they were both in their own lanes.

What are these fuck monkeys expecting now, for people to give cycle lanes a wide berth as well, this isn’t even possible most of the time in busy cities.

Luckily the Police saw him for the cunt that he obviously is and told him to fuck off.
Let’s hope this is the beginning of a reality check for these rolling wankers and this silliness is going to be literally stamped on, that mother fucker has obviously been listening to to much Jeremy Vine….

Even more if you already consider most cyclist as iron clad cunts, just wait until they start doing as suggested in the second link below.

Now a big proportion of these fucktards do their best to get in your way and hold you up hoping beyond hope they can film you and send the footage to plod and get you into trouble.

road.cc

road.cc

Nominated by Fuglyucker. You seem to have a real dislike for some Cyclists sir C.A.

New Zealand, cunters, former fiefdom of The Blessed St Jacinda of the Ardern.

So she quits because there’s nowt left in the tank (my arse) and this Chris Hipkins gets the gig. Surely he’ll be an improvement. But no, when asked how he defines a woman, after an embarrassingly long pause this clueless dumbfuck comes up with ‘I wasn’t expecting this question so it’s not one I have formulated an answer on’. What the absolute fuck? Just watch this prick squirming like a worm on an angler’s hook when asked a Junior School level biology question.

Spiked-Online Link.

This useless cunt is Prime Minister of New Zealand. It beggars belief.

The Video on Twatter.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt