Lewis Capaldi (2)

 
is a cunt.

This talent-free tuneless fat cunt is overtaking Ed Sheercunt as the biggest cunt in popular music.

Now, Capaldi does songs that are pretty much the same as those by Sheercunt. Dull, insipid, beige, soulless by numbers love songs that are badly written. But Capaldi also has a very shit singing voice. The useless fat cunt shouts his choruses and, his voice is so bad, you can hear it straining as he does it.

He also sings/shouts in just one key and the ends of his words are always flat. The chorus on his latest dirge ‘Forget Me’ is excruciating. The cunt has a voice that would peel paint. And he also looks like an absolute twat in the video. As if those two birds in the video would go near him. His success is very disturbing. When did pop stars become ugly fat cunts who can’t sing?

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Nominated by Norman.

67 thoughts on “Lewis Capaldi (2)

  1. What is it with half downsiness? That Sonia from EastEnders had it too. Nicholas Lyndhurst another one.

    Put them down.

  2. Scottish potatoes should be peeled, boiled and eaten. Nothing beyond that.

  3. “When did pop stars become ugly fat cunts who can’t sing?”

    I refer you to the cover of my latest album 😉

    (I was going to say Meatloaf but he actually could sing)

    • A brief comeback in 88/89 with the Roses, Mondays and Inspirals. But it was fucked after that.

  4. This disgusting lump of butter is the exact opposite of what rock/pop star should look like, not only is he grotesque his music is as poor as anything that Simon Cowell has released from his bowels, when did your singer songwriter become so lame? He looks like the kind of youth that your average school bully would gladly beat up.!

    • Dead right Bosshog. When I was a lad it was Marc Bolan, David Bowie, Thin Lizzy, The Who, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Led Zeppelin, the Faces, the Rolling Stones. Even Fat Reg acted the rock star with the best of them.

      Now it’s beige potato headed twats like Sheercunt and Capaldi. Boring drippy cunts who would rather have a cup of tea with the wife than do any rock star activities. Both of them are like the Andy Murray of rock. Dull and lifeless as fuck.

      And Capaldi is prime split the kipper and head down the bog fodder. Had he gone to my school, he’d have been ragged mercilessly.

      • Fucking hell, even Macca during his boring Wings years smoked pot like a madman and got busted by the Japs.
        Any hint of rock star scandal involving Sheercunt or Capaldi is just a non-starter. Somebody asked me if I thought the Beige Brothers were worse than the Spice Girls. Of course they fucking are. Sheercunt and Cuntpaldi have piss all going for them. At least we could look at Geri’s tits.

  5. I think the ideal woman for our Lewis would be Olive off On The Buses. Both fat, both useless, both wretched, both ugly and both make a similar noise….

    Urrrrgh! I fuckin ‘ate you, Butler!

  6. Add bloated Sam Smith to the fat wally Capaldi and the ginger gargoyle Sheeran and you have a trio of ugly, utterly talentless goons.

    21st century music is dominated by caterwauling mediocre morons. Sheeran threatens to quit if he loses his latest court case in which he is accused of copying the great Marvin Gaye. The stupid ginger git actually played “his” new song back to back with the original track on stage! If there is any justice…

    The early 70s was the golden age of the singer-songwriter and the current lot aren’t fit to tie their bootlaces.

    • Did a yt dig to investigate this Sheeran purloination affair.Never heard a single utterance from the East Anglian,property developer with the diminuitive guitar.I saw/heard the horrors therein of this hideously untalented spunk trumpet who, imho, makes Rick Astley sound like Sinatra.The horror.

      • I sympathise with you.

        I also feel that Sheeran deserved to lose that court case because his 2014 song is a rip-off of Let’s Get It On. It is SO similar that he blends the two together on stage. If that’s not an admission I don’t know what is.

        Of course, many many songs share the same chord sequences but sometimes it is blatantly obvious that one is based on another.

        Sheeran stinks.

    • That fucker Sheercunt will think he’s untouchable now. And his ridiculous album titles that ‘settle the score’ with a maths teacher who ‘wronged’ him. How childish can you get? He thinks he’s doing a Peter Gabriel with ‘enigmatic’ album titles. Only difference is Gabriel had talent.

      The thing with Sheercunt, Capaldi and Sam Smith are such dull, boring and predictable cunts. Sam Smith likes to think he’s controversial, but he just dresses in women’s undies. Nothing new there. Except people like Danny La Rue and Stanley Baxter did it better.

      And the other two are like the human version of watching paint dry. Fucking hell, even the presenters of Play School acted more like rock stars than these cunts. Johnny Ball and Rick Jones getting stoned on the set with Humpty and Little Ted. Sheercunt or Capaldi would faint if they smelt a spliff from across the road. Boring bastards, wet rags.

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