Meghan Markle’s Dress Sense.

I think it’s a recognised fact that when women turn on each other there’s no quarter given. In full-on bitchfest mode, they go right for the jugular. Take this Sunday morning for example. I’m sat with my laptop, happily drinking coffee and watching the highlights of Villa’s win at Chelsea, when the wife starts up.

‘Tcch! Look at the state of that Markle woman. She must have really pissed off every designer she’s ever been to!’.

‘Sorry dear, what’s that?’ says I distractedly, felling my dick start to twitch as Ollie Watkins delightfully chips the Chelsea keeper for Villa’s first. Next thing I know, the wife’s iPad’s an inch from my nose, and I’m confronted by the unwelcome sight of Migraine Meg on Hairpiece Harry’s arm, and she’s clad in what can only be described as a lurid red fashion nightmare. Before I know it, the wife’s switched to a picture of the gruesome twosome on Commonwealth Day. ‘Just look at that’ says she. ‘She looks like a giant pea pod’.

‘Of course, a lot of it’s her own fault’ she grinds on remorslessly, as I desperately try to focus as John McGinn sends a screamer into the Chelsea net. ‘I mean, seen front on, she’s goes straight up and down like an ironing board. No waistline. Tits like a couple of walnut whips, arse like a barrage balloon. She will wear most things a size too small. And those chicken legs…’.

So I was forced to put my laptop aside to give the wife my undivided attention as she droned on, sticking the knife in. ‘She’s got all the elegance of Shrek. She’s not only as charmless as a sack of spuds, she looks like like one’ she finally concluded, delivering the coup de grace.

After a few moments of reflection however, I could only conclude that she is indeed correct. The wife says Markle has all the elegance of Shrek, and I’m not going to argue. She’s right. Come to think of it she’s alway’s right, but that’s another story.

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Nominated by : Ron Knee

Twisting the knife is General Cuntster with this:

I would like to second this nomination and in particular I’d like to praise Mrs. Knee’s astute and brilliant observations and comments.

I’d also like to add a bit and say the American Media is turning on Peghim faster than you can say Jessie Smolett.

The Duke and Duchess of Montecito are now absolutely toxic to the Phonywood elite. The conventional wisdom is they can’t be trusted.

This link explains how they have now come to be viewed by what was a left leaning and largely sympathetic (bordering on fawning) Media:

NY Post Link.

I have found ‘Cunt of the Year’. Step forward Miles Routledge, who according to the BBC News Website is one of three men being held by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

What makes the brainless twat so outstanding is that he had to be rescued by the British Army two years ago whilst in Afghanistan.
This ex Loughborough University student is apparently addicted to going to ‘dark and dangerous places’. He would appear to be oblivious of the cost to HMG of getting him out of these self inflicted bits of bother.

I am ,as ever, indebted to my fellow cunters for providing the link.

The Sun Link. (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : Guzziguy

Seconded by Sam Beau with these fascinating stats:

Miles Routledge has 150,000 followers on Twitter and a further 59,000 subscribers on YouTube. I must say — I wholeheartedly support this nom! When they [Taliban? – I make no distinction] ceremoniously remove his head from his body (uploaded on YouTube, hopefully) I assume some of the 150,000 `followers` might then stop following him. Or, let`s hope, they follow in his footsteps — and remove themselves from the gene pool. Whatever; this cunt evidently has a death wish & is slowly, but surely, going to achieve it.

A rarebit cunting for the merry people of Llantwit Major, which we are told is a village on the south coast of Wales.

These people are fighting back against a “far right” group called Patriotic Alternative who we are told hold extreme beliefs as described in the following, “community building and activism group”, and campaigns about what it claims are “issues such as the demographic decline of native Britons in the United Kingdom, the environmental impact of mass immigration and the indoctrination and political bias taking place in British schools”.

Now nothing there seems far right does it? No debate is allowed on the taboo subject of mass immigration!! If immigration is discussed in the media it’s only because greedy cunts in business want cheap Labour and controlled immigration would fuck up their immoral business plans.

Sadly it’s a fact of life now that trying to open up a debate on any of the mainstream narratives makes you far right. Discourse is pivotal to democracy, we don’t have a democracy!

What really inspired this cunting though is buried in the article is a picture of the local vicar, if he’s not a direct descendant of Steptoe I’ll be amazed.

Of course the article was written by someone totally unbiased.

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Along with cunts who leave their dogs shit on the path and verges, and mongs who think leaving a broken vacuum cleaner at the side of road, so the broken appliance fairy can remove it, here’s my top of the list, total twat who I’d like to slot.

For fucks sake!

itv news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I would like to nominate Claire Thomas and the legal system for a well deserved cunting, who the fuck is CT I hear you ask, she is some trained lawyer and barristers (not the guys who pour your coffee) aid, so she has a good idea of the law..

This lying fucker from Merthyr I am glad to say has been caught red handed by the insurance company she has been falsely screwing compensation out of for the last few years, see link, she has been faking her injuries/ loss of earning etc and any other thing the dishonest bag of shit could con out of them to the point where she has been investigated until they had enough of a case to take her to court and win, on her facebook it says life is an adventure, it will be now when the dykes in prison give her a well deserved fisting.

The second part of my nom is solicitors in general,(not all but an honest solicitor is a rarity), most solicitors are cunts, by the very nature of their job. They lie and find loop holes to exploit as a career, they protect the guilty and screw the system to make as much money as possible out of any fucker who is unfortunate enough to need one of these cunts.
Back to Claire Thomas, as a lying slapper she would have made a good professional liar. I mean solicitor but as a now convicted criminal hopefully she can spend the rest of her days in a bedsit, tying knots in full condoms after rough sex with Merthyr finest hooker users.

Wales on line

Nominated by Fuglyucker.