I’m sick to fucking death of turning on the TV or radio and hearing about some cunt gluing themselves to something or another. They had a good go at fucking up the grand national at the weekend but for once the law done a decent job of arresting the swampy brigade. I was hoping that a few of them had hidden themselves inside Bechers Brook or The Chair and at the very least I could have taken some satisfaction when a few took a thoroughbreds hoof in the face.

Then I get home tonight and turn the TV on and two cunts have turned up at the snooker and chucked orange powder all over the table. It’s getting out of fucking hand.

I suppose now the warmer weather is beginning to return we can all look forward to delays on the roads, sporting events ruined, missed appointments etc. all because of these cunts! Never see them in the winter shivering up high on a motorway gantry do you!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/65305903 (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : LaughingGravy

Good ol’ Sir Kweer, he’s always good for a laugh, and he’s at it again, getting into a muddle once more on the trans issue.

A while ago, he was telling us that ‘it’s not right’ to say that only a woman can have a cervix. Now I’m no anatomical expert but as I understand it, the cervix is the lower end of the uterus which forms a channel to the vagina. Well I don’t know about you Sir Knobhead, but it seems to me that being female is an essential quality for possessing those bits of kit.

Now to clarify matters further for us, he’s declared that ‘of course 99.9% of women don’t have penises’. Well, the female population of Great Britain in 2023 is a little over 35,000,000, which according to Stormin’ Starmer, means that 35,000 women in the country DO have a penis in their pants.

And there was me, naively thinking that 100% of women in Britain were dickless. I’m sure that you’ll all join me in thanking the Labour leader for clearing that misunderstanding up for us.

To coin a phrase; what a cock.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Meghan Markle’s Dress Sense.

I think it’s a recognised fact that when women turn on each other there’s no quarter given. In full-on bitchfest mode, they go right for the jugular. Take this Sunday morning for example. I’m sat with my laptop, happily drinking coffee and watching the highlights of Villa’s win at Chelsea, when the wife starts up.

‘Tcch! Look at the state of that Markle woman. She must have really pissed off every designer she’s ever been to!’.

‘Sorry dear, what’s that?’ says I distractedly, felling my dick start to twitch as Ollie Watkins delightfully chips the Chelsea keeper for Villa’s first. Next thing I know, the wife’s iPad’s an inch from my nose, and I’m confronted by the unwelcome sight of Migraine Meg on Hairpiece Harry’s arm, and she’s clad in what can only be described as a lurid red fashion nightmare. Before I know it, the wife’s switched to a picture of the gruesome twosome on Commonwealth Day. ‘Just look at that’ says she. ‘She looks like a giant pea pod’.

‘Of course, a lot of it’s her own fault’ she grinds on remorslessly, as I desperately try to focus as John McGinn sends a screamer into the Chelsea net. ‘I mean, seen front on, she’s goes straight up and down like an ironing board. No waistline. Tits like a couple of walnut whips, arse like a barrage balloon. She will wear most things a size too small. And those chicken legs…’.

So I was forced to put my laptop aside to give the wife my undivided attention as she droned on, sticking the knife in. ‘She’s got all the elegance of Shrek. She’s not only as charmless as a sack of spuds, she looks like like one’ she finally concluded, delivering the coup de grace.

After a few moments of reflection however, I could only conclude that she is indeed correct. The wife says Markle has all the elegance of Shrek, and I’m not going to argue. She’s right. Come to think of it she’s alway’s right, but that’s another story.

Tumblr.com Link.

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Twisting the knife is General Cuntster with this:

I would like to second this nomination and in particular I’d like to praise Mrs. Knee’s astute and brilliant observations and comments.

I’d also like to add a bit and say the American Media is turning on Peghim faster than you can say Jessie Smolett.

The Duke and Duchess of Montecito are now absolutely toxic to the Phonywood elite. The conventional wisdom is they can’t be trusted.

This link explains how they have now come to be viewed by what was a left leaning and largely sympathetic (bordering on fawning) Media:

NY Post Link.

I have found ‘Cunt of the Year’. Step forward Miles Routledge, who according to the BBC News Website is one of three men being held by the Taliban in Afghanistan.

What makes the brainless twat so outstanding is that he had to be rescued by the British Army two years ago whilst in Afghanistan.
This ex Loughborough University student is apparently addicted to going to ‘dark and dangerous places’. He would appear to be oblivious of the cost to HMG of getting him out of these self inflicted bits of bother.

I am ,as ever, indebted to my fellow cunters for providing the link.

The Sun Link. (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : Guzziguy

Seconded by Sam Beau with these fascinating stats:

Miles Routledge has 150,000 followers on Twitter and a further 59,000 subscribers on YouTube. I must say — I wholeheartedly support this nom! When they [Taliban? – I make no distinction] ceremoniously remove his head from his body (uploaded on YouTube, hopefully) I assume some of the 150,000 `followers` might then stop following him. Or, let`s hope, they follow in his footsteps — and remove themselves from the gene pool. Whatever; this cunt evidently has a death wish & is slowly, but surely, going to achieve it.

A rarebit cunting for the merry people of Llantwit Major, which we are told is a village on the south coast of Wales.

These people are fighting back against a “far right” group called Patriotic Alternative who we are told hold extreme beliefs as described in the following, “community building and activism group”, and campaigns about what it claims are “issues such as the demographic decline of native Britons in the United Kingdom, the environmental impact of mass immigration and the indoctrination and political bias taking place in British schools”.

Now nothing there seems far right does it? No debate is allowed on the taboo subject of mass immigration!! If immigration is discussed in the media it’s only because greedy cunts in business want cheap Labour and controlled immigration would fuck up their immoral business plans.

Sadly it’s a fact of life now that trying to open up a debate on any of the mainstream narratives makes you far right. Discourse is pivotal to democracy, we don’t have a democracy!

What really inspired this cunting though is buried in the article is a picture of the local vicar, if he’s not a direct descendant of Steptoe I’ll be amazed.

Of course the article was written by someone totally unbiased.

Bbc news

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.