are cunts.

Remember when a TV meteorological reporter was a friendly sex offender in knitwear?

Fred the weatherman
Michael Fish

Then it was all dollybirds .
All makeup but no gravitas.

Now I watch GB news.
And the choice has changed again?

There’s Johnathan .
A sort of teenage Lurch.
He has a quiff.
Sort of Frankenstein monster/Morrissey.

Then there’s Ada mcGibbon.
He’s Irish and crosseyed.
With a quiff.
Another in the Morrissey club.

Then there’s a little one about 10yrs old.
Forget his name.
Got a quiff.

I don’t want teddy boys telling me the weather.

I want a proper Ill dresser meteorological nerd in a handmade jumper from Doreen from Dukinfield
And a sheen of sweat in case his computer is examined.

No quiffs.

Metro

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

This an experience cunting so no link im afraid, this one is for all those cunts who avoid/do the bare minimum when it comes to servicing their cars, we advise various faults found/ jobs recommended when these cars are serviced.

This job due, that job due, this recommended, that recommended, do these fuckers listen, do they hell.

Then we get the, im going on holiday this weekend and the jobs you recommended a year ago are now urgent,because all of a sudden the auto gearbox dosnt feel right, or the brakes pads wont make it to Switzerland and back, or that slight water leak is now a flood.

Then we get,,,,,what do you mean there is more damage done or more parts, labour time, agro due to siezed bolts,parts on back order, usually followed by HOW MUCH?, fucking cars are shit and it needs to be done ASAP.

Well guess what cunts, you did it to yourself, the saying goes[ you can have it done when its possible, dry your eyes, go back and read the advises on last years service sheet and the year before that and then shut the fuck up,,,,,cunts, even when its spelled out in black and white…..

RAC Link. (Link driven home by Jeezum Priest)

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Daily Fail Link.

These eco-loons just don’t get it, do they? Here comes another thick-as-mince exhibitionist, librarian Shelagh Day, who was responsible for throwing orange confetti over Gideon Osborne and his new wife at their wedding in a pointless JSO-type ‘protest’. One week later and Ms Day demonstrates her concern for
the environment by jetting off to Thailand on holiday.

And she has form. In 2019 as a Town Councillor, elected with 4% of the vote (presumably herself, a couple of friends and her cat), she made the Council declare a ‘climate emergency’. To what end? Frankly, making sure the bins get emptied would be a more productive use of a councillor’s time. Anyway, six months after that and yes, you guessed it, she was off to Thailand on holiday.

Seems to rather like Siam, does our Shelagh. So here’s a suggestion for her. Next time you follow one of your vacuous stunts by jetting off to Thailand, don’t plaster your holiday pics all over social media where anyone can see them, you stupid bitch. And when you return to work in the library, take a dictionary off the shelf and look up the word ‘hypocrisy’.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

A nomination for rent-a-gob, professional gay and radio DJ/Presenter James Barr.

He looks like a Jimmy Somerville clone, if Jimmy Somerville had no talent and was designed by Mattel.

Not content with embarrassing himself once by assuming Douglas Murray was straight during one of Piers Morgan’s mass debates, he does so again by thinking he knows what’s right for Dwarf actors, trying to compare his life as a gay to their lives as dwarves. What a complete fucking cunt.

Is this camp dunce aware of how arrogant and patronizing he is? Is he aware that he is defending a corporation that openly lies about it’s own productions in a blind panic because people are laughing at it?

He likes to lie to himself about Sam Smith being sexy and is one of the pronoun police, supporting the bogus ‘LGBTQ’ movement.

This woke Ken doll is what people mean by an ‘NPC’. He’s a non-player character form a computer game. The guy has no opinions that aren’t received from the Woke hivemind. His style and mannerisms are downloaded from the online guide to being a snarky woke shit. His existence is defined by his gayness. He’s a boring, talentless turd.

If he were any more of a camp cunt, he’d be wearing rouge.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Barr_(presenter)

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

Exceeded his planning permission ever so slightly ( coughs) and has been ordered to demolish it.

Metro Link.

I hope it’s cost him thousands and thousands, although by the look of the new build, he used a load of “cousins” to help out, all of whom are currently applying for refugee status.

Not that we don’t have our own twats that think they can do what they like, that utter cunt, Captain Sir Tom’s daughter, who also thinks she can exceed the approved plans, and get away with it.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest