If you’re a new soldier based in South Korea, it’s probably not a good idea to punch a local in a nightclub and then have a go at the rozzers when they turn up.

It bought him a ticket home and a ‘fuck off out of the army’ card, it seems.

Did this chippy fellow take it on the chin like a man? Learn from it?

No, he secretly arranged a trip to the DMZ on the North Korean border with a tour group. Something that takes weeks.

He then slipped the guards at the airport taking him back to the USA and went to the DMZ.

And legged it into (yes, into) North Korea. He was lucky he wasn’t shot.

Leave him there I say. What a plonker.

But I’m sure we’ll get the ‘mental elf’ shite and the septics will spend millions trying to ‘bring him home’.

Let the stupid cunt stay out there. He’s earned it.

BBC News Link.

Nominated by : Cuntybollocks

a, Liebore Cllr. for Huddersfield is a cunt.

This LYING pos has been done for perverting the course of justice, in an attempt to protect her partner Afshit (another arse tag-head, by any chance?) who was caught speeding. She gave his name as Jan, and hers as something else.

Loony, raspberry, who knows? After numerous lies to plod, and the usual No Comment, also Afshit pretending the phone connection was too bad when plod phoned, and hanging up, Loo at dug herself deeper into her sithole by claiming that Jan was merely test-driving the vehicle; she even put an entirely bogus ad on Ebay.

Apparently, all this is really going to affect her standing in da communidee, and she is fearful of prison. Pardon me while I find my 1/8th-size Stradivarius, and play a happy jig. If she doesn’t like prison, I have the perfect solution. Send the Merc to the crusher, with this pair of lying gobshites locked securely inside.

Telegraph and Argus

HBelindaHubbard.

 
Two words that don’t belong in the same sentence are penis and needle.
It seems, however, that some men are suckers for punishment by having lip fillers injected into their Tiny Tim in the hope that they can gain an extra half to one and a half inches (I’m not sure if that refers to length or girth or both).

How vain do you have to be to undergo such a risky procedure for such a small, temporary benefit especially when you see the ducklip failures of many a celebrity, wannabee model, influencer etc who have had fillers? Perhaps juiced up bodybuilders may be interested to try to get things in proportion in the nether regions but seriously who else?

Call me a mardarse but there is no way I’d spend some £4500 to £9200 to let some quack with a needle double the size of my winkie for a few months before the treatment dissolved and normality returned.

Daily Fail

p.s. any cnuter boasting that they are naturally gifted and don’t need artificial enhancements aren’t fooling anyone but themselves.

Nominated by Dickie Dribbler.

 
Justice for all.

A violent, racist piss artist has got her just rewards. Nearly.

”The 20-year-old from Oldham, Greater Manchester, admitted assault by beating, assault by beating of an emergency worker and racially aggravated harassment at Tameside Magistrates’ Court.”

Jail obviously. But no. But wait.

A tag which monitored alcohol was deemed culturally inappropriate because:_

”Her lawyer, Seraj Khan, urged magistrates not to impose an alcohol abstinence order, claiming Hussain had stopped boozing and a tag would stop her from completing the ritual washing Muslims perform before prayer.”

A piss artist, who, had they been white, would be in jail for aggravated racism and violence has her sentence modified so she can wash her fucking feet for mosque.

Justice for all.

Msn.com

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

 
One of the more bizarre sights of late has been that of companies falling over themselves to demonstrate how ‘diverse’ and inclusive’ they are. You know the sort of thing. Effeminate males posing in women’s swimwear and lingerie. A rather dodgy looking tranny punting beer and cosmetics. There’s a lot of it about.

Costa Coffee has become the latest company to climb aboard the woke train.
It’s using imagery which originated in a ‘Gay Pride’ mural in (go on, have a guess) Brighton. This depicts an androgynous ‘trans male’ figure drinking coffee and displaying masectomy scars.

My usual reaction to this lunacy is to laugh, but I reckon that this goes beyond a joke. A masectomy is a terrible trauma for a woman to bear. My own mom (bless her) had to undergo this as a consequence of the cancer which ultimately took her life, and it shattered her.

Now here we have Costa being glib about it as a way of showing how ‘right on’ they are. In my opinion this is crass beyond belief. It’s also utterly tasteless; pretty much like their coffee in fact.

Just fuck off Costa, you thoughtless, charmless cunts.

The Sun

Nominated by Ron Knee.