.. can be a cunt.
Yes, I know there’s been several iterations of this incredibly irritating phrase on here previously, but quite frankly it is doing my head in more than ever primarily because nearly every is at it!
Some regular YouTube channels I subscribe to in particular have British presenters going into pubs, restaurants and hotels and saying “Can I get your menu please?”
Yesterday while shopping in Egremont I heard a couple of Americans in a petrol station asking the bloke behind the counter “Can we get your car wash?”
And then soon after while walking through the High Street, a chugger comes up to me and says “Can I get your signature for this petition?”
Do these fuckwits actually know the logic behind what they’re actually saying? They’re not actually “getting” anything. That’s up to someone else. So why not say the more natural “Could I have…” instead?
Utter, utter cunts, who deserve nothing more than a good slap around the chops.
Go and get that, fuckface!
Nominated by Technocunt.
I must’ve had a different upbringing.
“Can I get…”
*WHACK*
“May I please have…”
“Thank you.”
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The one time that I approve of “can I get…” is when it’s followed by “a hard kick up the arse?” (It says “kick”…)
I’d happily oblige.
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I have a 14 year old grand daughter who explains all the “new speak” to me.
In exchange, I tell her the meaning of real words. I’m a walking, talking Thesaurus!
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A veritable dinosaur in the eyes of today’s youth. A Thesaurus Rex.
U r old.
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I am indeed General, but I had the great delight in being her main carer most of her life, until she moved to ‘big’ school, and I hope I’ve managed to implant some old-fashioned values and behaviours in her head.
Like good manners, please and thank you are free for everyone to say.
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if u plez I m old 2 thnx
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Usually some cunt with fish lips in Costa coffee saying can I get. Do fuck off, you’re not in an episode of friends ffs. Also hearing middle aged men in skinny jeans saying can I get. Fuck off!!!
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Fucking boils my piss too, ignorant cunts as they are.
I’ll tell you what you can get, you can get fucked!
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