Regular Cunters will recall MIA Ruff Tuff Creampuff’s famous byline “This country is finished” on many of his posts.

This could have referred to many things, not least net zero, illegal immigration, Covid, identity politics and many other populist issues.

• Today we’ve seen demonstrations in our streets with hundreds of thousands protesting against Israel and its bombing of Gaza and the killing of thousands of Palestinians. Most of these protesters are probably Muslims from far-off shores now living here and demanding certain rights and privileges in their own right.
• What we also have is a weak and confused government, not sure what to do about these demonstrations, or for the ineptitude of the police. And when it does stick its neck out with a few home truths (Braverman –  who will in all likelihood be forced to resign or even sacked), it is shot down by a witless and hypocritical Opposition party, a government-hating MSM and the Progressive Left.
• If you attempt to protest against the protesters you’re instantly labelled far right
  and mopped up by the police.
• Freedom of speech is now censored.
• Freedom of movement by car is also censored with the arrival of congestion charges and 15-minute cities.
• Men can be women; women can be men.
• Thousands of migrants arriving on our shores and treated like kings and queens.
• Our history is being rewritten/reimagined. Landmarks and statues destroyed; place names and street names changed in case it causes offence.
• If you own an ICE vehicle or have central heating in your home, you’re a target for the eco-loons.
• The Boomer and Gen X generations are continually marginalised and more or less forced to STFU in this new world built by Millennials and Zoomers.
• The three main parties follow the same polices but under different colours, which means there’s no one to turn to realistically if one gets sick of the Tories.

And on and on and on it goes.

We can all blame Blair in part for this decay in British culture, but John Major’s tired, clueless, and bland Tory Government from 1992-1997 is even more to blame in letting Blair’s Labour win the 1997 election by a resounding landslide.

And in all likelihood that 1997 result will be repeated again in the next 12 months or so, gawd help us when Starmer takes the keys to No. 10.

Therefore, if what Ruff Tuff said is really becoming a reality, what the fuck can anyone do to make sure this never happens. Or is it all too late now?

(Admin. I don’t think any links are needed as this is just a personal/general observation)

Nominated by: Technocunt

And on a similar vexed note there’s this from Lord Cuntingford

Fuck me – emergency cunting if there ever was a need for one. David Cunteron is returning to politics.

What the fuck, really what the actual fuck is happening to this country?

First we allow thousands of ignorant cunts, who have no respect for November 11th free rein, while the pigs batter the shit out of anyone with England’s flag, a politician who says what the majority of us are thinking, and then they re-instate a cunt who has, arguably (after Blair) been responsible for a massive fucking up of the UK.

I am speechless.

BBC News

(Oi, perverts! – Focus on the nom, ignore the pic; focus on the nom, ignore the pic! – Day Admin)

Like selling your farts, hair or bath water is not degrading enough, the daft cunt is now selling “beer” made from her vaginal yeast.

We really need that fucking meteor asap now. There will be daft cunts who buy this and even dafter cunts who will drink it, thinking its close enough to sex with the walking STD bomb. Of course its a euro brewery working on this, the continent is a lost cause.

We need to bring back standards and public shaming, I want to go back to the days where shit like this and OnlyFans would disgust me, now I am so numbed to it, will never accept it but I just do not care anymore, let the daft bints ruin their lives then cry with their hoard of cats at 40.

If this yank cunt had normal size tits and a missing tooth no-body would even know their name.

Meteor asap please just end it, society rotting like this and the Tories/Brandon ruining the economy has just made it impossible to think there’s any hope.

kotaku.com

Nominated by: West Cunt-ry

(More info on this daft/dirty cunt here – Day Admin)

I’ve always been an admirer of anyone who can make a rational, constructive contribution to a debate on any subject of interest. The current hot topic is, of course, the Israel-Hamas conflict, about which many calm and measured responses have already been made.

One particularly rational addition to the discourse has been made by those critical thinkers who’ve taken to spraying mice in Palestinian colours, and then hurling boxes full of the pesky little rodents into branches of McDonald’s. The IsAC fraternity will surely agree that this action has brought some much-needed insight into this appallingly difficult problem.

YouTube

Meanwhile, in a related story from Narthurn Oirelund, another well-meaning contributor to the discussion has apparently been photographed parading about in a Hamas outfit. As you do for a bit of fun on Halloween in that calm and laid-back part of the world.

Belfast Telegraph

You’ve not only got to admire the intellectual capacity of these individuals; you’ve also got to admire their sense of style. They’re helping to bring calm to troubled waters, and for that we should be truly thankful.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(More about the mice and why Maccy D’s were targeted here – Day Admin)

(Blimey, no wimminz to be seen here! – Day Admin)

Oh dear, these “strong and independent” wimminz we are all told about can’t take a bit of sexual banter and cheeky cunts getting a bit “handy” without crying like……err……well like girls to be honest.

I’ve worked with and known plenty of birds who don’t take shit from anyone ; you cross the line and you get called a wanker, slapped round the chops or kneed in the bollocks.

None of them ran to HR …… but that was before compo was invented of course.
These wimminz want to be in the military and to be EQUAL but they can’t cope with normal, everyday banter and behaviour.

What are they going to do when Charlie Chan or Johnny Abdul turns up and insists on a three way, all holes filled? Moan to the fucking BBC?

Good luck with that one bitches.

LBC News

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

With helpful link provided by: Herman Jelmet

(Fuck to using a Mathew Perry pic our Jennifer is far more appealing. C.A.)

(Goatfuck – originally a WWII US military term for operational chaos later morphed into a shorthand for journalists and photographers climbing over each other with ladders to get a story. We make no allegations of a porn type nature. The term references goats climbing over each other in sexual frenzy)

Started over the weekend, newsflashes with dramatic music showing helicopters revolving over a house being besieged by police patrol cars and over excited reporters.

Then the usual quotes, “Tributes pouring in”, “World’s Greatest Comic”, “Comedic star of Friends, tragic loss”, “Death in pool”, “Death in hot tub”, “Tsunami of Grief” then name attached “Matthew Perry dead at 54, Jennifer Aniston inconsolable”.

Sense of relief to get the name but also deeply puzzled. To me helicopters whirling over house = Cliff Richard, death in pool = Michael Barrymore, “Worlds Greatest Comic” = Bob Hope/Max Wall/Your Choice but definitely not Perry.

But Matthew Perry?? Who the F?, What the F? And so it continues, leading on Early Morning News soft shit shows “Tragic Soul”, “Battle with Drugs”, “Just out of Rehab”, “Police confirm death by drowning”.

So there you have it, another druggy minor showbiz cunt who can’t hack it. Why has that common event knocked all other news off the telly? Is it summertime silly season when there is not much news about and the media insert lots of trivia?

Forgive me but this is October so what about ethnic cleansing in Ukraine and other Rooskie shite, a certain kerfuffle in Israel, ongoing climate disasters in Argentina, India and a little local flooding and storms devastating Blighty? Storm Ciaran ba ba boom.

Perhaps I am missing something. I often do. Is Matthew Perry the Messiah in mufti , Is Jennifer Aniston actually pregnant, or is it a Virgin Birth and they are just Friends?. Boom boom.

Call me a cynical old cunt but I do have a little experience in such matters. American comedy shows are legendarily written by a team of gag writers. They put the funny lines in the mouths of the actors and the directors rehearse them for camera and position them and give then the all important timing without which nothing is funny (in a good way).

Bob Hope is a good example, humourless in life he was totally reliant on his teams of gag writers and cue cards who travelled with him around the world.

There was that wonderful moment (available on YouTube) when he was hosting a Miss World Contest live on TV and the fems invaded and stole his cue cards. Old Bawb was reduced to a shambling shell unable to think of anything to fill in.

Director had to pull the plugs until Bawb is rehearsed into a new script. The only thing that makes Bawb stand out against other comics is that he did not top himself and lived to 100.

I know. I had the cunt in the pool.

Bbc news

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.