(We have a bonus nom scheduled today at 5pm – Day Admin)

Apparently a new, collaborative form of the world famous word game has been developed to lure Generation Z dweebs* (dweebs scores 13) for whom** (whom scores 12) normal Scrabble is too competitive:

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Just the sort of shit that will be welcomed by the pant-pissing generations who know fucx all, including words that are long and scary. Large vocabularies are threatening to these jelly babies.

The prospect of “losing” to a “winner” is too worrying and can lead to mental illness. In fact winning is probably a hate crime under new legislation.

The new Scrabble is super safe so why not give it a go? I’ll tell you why not. because it is for fucking spatics, mongs, and wankers. Fuck off.

*Scores 13, However, ‘dweebs’ is a hateful word that is probably banned in collaborative Scrabble.
**Scores 12, despite being two letters shorter – that’s not fair. However, ‘whom’ is a posh word that is probably banned in collaborative Scrabble.

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

First we saw it with the fanatical support in some quarters for Nigel Farage. Then we saw it with Jeremy Corbyn. Then Bernie Sanders. And now, in the present time, we see it with Trump. Hordes upon hordes upon hordes of people saying that they will, and I quote, “fight for him until the day I die” (check the timestamp 18:02 on the link).

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Why do people hero worship politicians – and yes, that is what Trump is now – to this extent? With a few exceptions, they are, for the most part, lying sleazebags who would throw their hero worshippers under the bus if there were anything to be gained from it. The vast majority of them deserve nothing but scorn and ridicule as opposed to devoted praise and worship.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

Has written a book, and no, it’s not about tea-time with Teddy for toddlers.

Sky News

But that’s not the story.
Apparently, she has broken the rules, by not getting an actual rubber stamp of authority before publishing!
Who’d have thunk Liz could be so naughty?
But what will her punishment be, you might ask?
I’d venture bugger all.
She might have been in charge very briefly, but she’d have been updated on all the shit that has to be kept under the carpet, where it gets swept.

Just for fun, I’ll add another link below. Well, the cover photo on it might entertain you.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Friends, Romans & Cuntrymen (and women), I beg your indulgence to launch yet another frivolous nomination – and indeed, competition.

(I note that the ADMIN(s) have not [yet] engaged in the awarding of some sort of `prize` for the best response for such light-hearted cajolery?)

(A plastic trophy of Diane Abbott’s used under-crackers awaits – Day Admin)

Anyway, back to song lyrics.

The other day I heard a tune on the radio called Africa by Toto
This is verse 2, with the most ridiculous lyric ever to appear in a song (fucking ever) italicized

“The wild dogs cry out in the night *
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what’s right

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

I seek to cure what’s deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I’ve become”

Jon Anderson (him from that `Yes` progressive band) couldn`t have come close (To the edge – sorry) to `writing` even crapper prose.

Perhaps YOU can think of another ?

But I doubt it.

* My humble re-write, after this, would be …
As they grow restless thinking about bones
OK, maybe a bowl of Winalot®
And, as sure as shit, they`ll be howling for `doggy bix` later on, the greedy shitters.
Etc.

But then, I`ve actually thought about the words.

Unlike Toto

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Well its election year across the pond and there will be plenty of campaigning to be done between now and the November vote. U.S politics is well-known for its razzamatazz at rallies and its partisan atmosphere especially that of Donald Trump and his MAGA message which brings me onto the subject of this cunting; Trumps walk-on music and the acts who have tried to have him banned from playing their hits.

Its quite a list with an eclectic taste ranging from Black Sabbath to the Village People. R.E.M, Adele and Elton John amongst others couldn’t issue cease-and-desist notices fast enough. The image of The Donald waving to the massed ranks of MAGA Nazis with the Village Peoples ‘Macho Man’ blaring out must be too much for the Washington establishment.

They are free to their opinions of course but the reality is once the song is released into the public sphere there is very little the recording artist or song writer can do. No one needs to be told that they would have fuck all to say on their music being used at the rallies of Biden asking for another four years of uncontrolled immigration, LGBQ lunacy and anti-white racism. I think Trump uses all these legal writs in the litter tray for his hair anyway and since he is being sued every other week, I reckon he has bigger problems than a bunch of dummy spitting wankers crying about their ‘art’.

We are not immune over here in the UK. Granny Rayner wanted to play ‘Our House’ at a recent event but Madness said they don’t want to be associated with a lying thieving ginger cunt.

America, just be grateful he is not coming on stage to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’ like our own Mavis May. No wonder you can only see them as digital avatars now as they are too ashamed to be seen in public.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator