This worthless piece of “asylum seeker” shit murdered 70-year Terence Carney on a Hartlepool street, 8 days after Hamas massacred 1,200 Israelis and kidnapped a further 240, setting in motion the current war in Gaza.

Earlier that day Alid had attempted to murder another man, forcing his way into his room where he stabbed the man multiple times with a kitchen knife while shouting “Allan’s Snackbar”.

The man fought him off, at which point Alid ran into the street where he came upon Mr Carney, who was out for a regular early morning walk.

All this took place before Israel’s response to the Hamas attack, but Alid told the police his attack was in protest against Israel and the Gaza conflict.

Lessons will not be learned.

BBC News

Nominated by: Mingejuice Bottler

 

deserves a massive cunting.

I have a repair booked in with Domestic and General, and whilst that is ongoing I got a cheap phone as a spare to use in the interim. Unfortunately, the cheap phone comes with a different SIM (Vodafone as opposed to Tesco Mobile). Because of this, I can’t sign in to my account because I need to have a verification text sent to the number on my Tesco SIM.

I can’t tap to confirm that it’s me either because I need the broken phone to do that. Nor can I have a code sent to my email because I need to log in to my account to access it. Basically, if you lose your phone or your phone breaks you’re fucked.

Did Goolag really not think this through?

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt.

Actor David Harewood has said white actors using make-up to play black characters is “a grotesque distortion of race and should always be condemned”.

The star put out a statement after he sparked debate with an interview where he appeared to take the opposite position, saying actors “should be able to do anything” – including use blackface.

bbcnews

So, whiteface is OK is it, David ?

fast company.com

Nominated by Sam Beau.

A bit sexist to start, but we will be the bigger person here..

Six awards, not all bad.
But three jumped out..
A couple of dàrkies who are campaigning about maternal health.

Apparently black women are 5 times more likely to die during pregnancy and childbirth than white women. “Bloody racist “. They have got that number down to 4 times now..
Probably at the expense of white women..

Next some posh bint campaigning for healthier prison food..
Studies have shown if you feed prisoners with steak and lobster every meal, apparently it reduces the risk of re-offending..

Fucking bread and water and a good kicking would be all they would get, if I had my way..

And finally some Syrian who lives here now, campaigning to keep girls in school in Syria..
Fuck knows how that works, other than throwing money at it.
Or bringing more third world people here.

Didn’t see any dinner ladies or lollipop ladies in the list..
Probably don’t tick enough boxes..
Well enjoy your moment in the sun ladies.
Your soon be forgotten..

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

OK when I commenced my misspent youth dodging up old motors (first was a ’55 Bentley S1 since you ask) and trying to control my hormones and my rampant old man the tools of choice were the King Dick range. Classic British Brum made and very expensive and the lead in to many Carry On type jokes. They even make podgers (look it up) hence my choice of title for this post.

The podger in question belongs to sad cunt Matt Barr, a short fat geezer with a short name and an enormous 12 inch poker. Sad because he does not get to do much poking. In short fillies do not like it, they run a mile on sight. Reputed to be the biggest cock in Blighty – unless Cunters know otherwise. Cunters send your dickpicks to Admin for verification but do remember she frightens easily.

Mr Barr tends to get treated as a Freak Show and naughty fillies try to trick him on to TV Reality Shows and exploit him in a non-pleasurable Elephant Man fashion. I had a mate with an enormous plonker and he made a fair few pornos which as any Cunter who has appeared in one (Thomas the Tank Engine?) will confirm are bloody boring to be in, usually with a load of jaded lezzers and frantic studs who can’t get it up on time for the 20th take on camera (Christ call the stand in!). Good money while the stiffy lasts.

Problem with an exaggerated appendage is one tends to wear ones underpants out from the inside. That and the social embarrassment if you take my meaning. “Is that a Magnum in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?” The Dirty Harry variety that is, not the overpriced and shrinkflating ice cream on a stick.

Dring! Dring! – Mr Barr a call for you from Larry Flynt and Bang Bros Productions.

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Nominated by Sir Limpy Stroke.