Bono [9]

Posted on January 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Going for a record 9th cunting of Bono…

At U2’s gig in Paris, the sanctimonious, grief-jacking paddy cunts naturally introduced Eagles of Death Metal to play on stage with them.

Referring to the massacre at Eagles of Death Metal’s last Paris gig, Bono said: “We must also think of the terrorists’ families … I know it is hard right now.” He said the attackers’ families had also been robbed of their loved ones, by “an ideology that is a perversion of the beautiful religion of Islam”. Yeah, that’s right, you total fucking cunt, let’s not forget the poor, suffering terrorists. Any any cunt who describes Islam as “beautiful” is not only wholly ignorant of the Koran, but also deserves the full Mussolini treatment immediately.

I think this breathtaking comment far exceeds any previous episodes of cuntitude from Bono and I recommend this cunting to fellow cunters.

Nominated by: Fred West

X Factor [2]

Posted on January 28, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The X Factor is strewn with cunts. I mean, it literally could not be more top heavy with cunts unless Chris Moyles got involved. Cowell, Cheryl the cunt, Grimshaw, Murs, the scraggy cunt that is Caroline Flack, everyone on the thing on ITV2 and of course every wannabe shit hole that appears from the first audition to the final.

But let me tell you this, if you one of these cunts that have their faces superimposed on things during the adverts, (and I include any child in that, don’t think those little shits are exempt) then you have managed to become the cream on a cunt pie.

Absolute desperate, attention seeking scum-bags.

Nominated by: Cunt O’Macunto

News drama queens

Posted on January 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Your News drama queen …is a Cunt.

“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”

“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”

On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”

Cunts the lot of ’em.

Nominated by: King Cnut

Free the nipple

Posted on January 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Id like to cunt all those raging narcissists who are masquerading under the ‘Free the nipple’ bollocks.

Now I know they justify it by claiming it draws attention to breast cancer but as you also get arse cancer does that mean we should be putting up photos of our gaping arseholes on social media ?

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

The SNP [3]

Posted on January 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The SNP are fucking hypocrites. They insist on having a say in things that have absolutely nothing to do with them, but if the UK parliament insisted on having a say on matters that were solely Scottish, they’d be screaming blue murder. I reckon they’re causing trouble on this issue because they’re hoping that if they fuck up an important English/Welsh issue, then the English and Welsh will start to call for Scotland to be kicked out of the Union.

Last Scottish referendum should have been open to all the nations in the Union. Then the SNP would have had their ‘independence’. Even though they wanted to put themselves under the boot of the scum in Brussels. The thing is though, Scots Nats are so thick, they wouldn’t have had a clue how to run their cuntry. And no, that’s not a spelling mistake.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw