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X Factor (3)

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X-Factor 2018 EP 1 needs cunting.

The idiots (family) in my house insist they watch this pap and so – for the first two or three episodes – I watch alongside them.

Why? Cos I love the car crash fuckers whose tuning forks were last used to dig tatties out of the ground.

This year I have not seen one shite cunt (in the non plastic pop sense) yet. So what’s the fucking point!?!

But the real piss-boiler is having to tolerate the vocal squeakings (audible to pipistrelles only) of some Pikey bog-trotter YOOF who they gave chance, after chance, after chance to get something, anything right, just cos the cunt looks like a boy band reject

Fuck off Cowell you cunt, show the real fucking dross that everyone actually wants to piss themselves at rather than the gushing over the “culturally enriched” fuckers who are “always great” (even when they are not) and sympathy Emerald Isle cunts who are simply dreadful but whom we feel responsible for because of the potato famine or summat.

EP1 is enough for me. From now on X Factor = a 4cer of McEwan’s Export in the kitchen wi’ the radio on!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

X Factor [2]

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The X Factor is strewn with cunts. I mean, it literally could not be more top heavy with cunts unless Chris Moyles got involved. Cowell, Cheryl the cunt, Grimshaw, Murs, the scraggy cunt that is Caroline Flack, everyone on the thing on ITV2 and of course every wannabe shit hole that appears from the first audition to the final.

But let me tell you this, if you one of these cunts that have their faces superimposed on things during the adverts, (and I include any child in that, don’t think those little shits are exempt) then you have managed to become the cream on a cunt pie.

Absolute desperate, attention seeking scum-bags.

Nominated by: Cunt O’Macunto

X Factor

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The X Factor audience of imbecilles are a right bunch of cunts.

These easily led brain dead droogs could be easily persuaded to chant ‘burn the witch’ at a moments notice.

Nominated by : Louis Walsh

Thanks Christ for that. The 2014 series of X Factor is nearly over. I managed to avoid watching any of it despite being nagged by adverts and trailers and propaganda masquerading as news items.

There more culture in a pot of yoghurt and more talent in a fucking sausage! But WTF? It’ll be back next year…

Nominated by: Dioclese