Congratulations go to one of our regulars, Cunt O’MaCunto, for correctly predicting that some obscure footie cunt who was 100 years old would be the next to kick the bucket. Frankly I’d never heard of Joao Havelange until he was nominated and really couldn’t give less of a flying fuck, but – hey! – credit where it’s due!

I was tempted to disallow it under the ‘worlds oldest person’ rule but this pool went on longer than any previous one in living memory and even I was getting pissed off with it…

So well done Cunto me ol’ cunt and we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 37.

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.