The Olympics [4]

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I’m sorry. I tried so hard. Even when there have been several opportunities to cunt, I have passed them by. But, today, I seem to have reached saturation point.

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS!!!!

Because I have absolutely no interest in any sport whatsoever, I tend to avoid it as much as possible. I understand that a lot of people get a lot of joy from sport, so, as long as I can toodle along and do my own thing, I am happy about this. Just because I don’t like it, don’t spoil it for anyone else.

I put up with the euro footie stuff, which was all the cunts in work talked about for nearly six weeks. It’s OK I thought, I don’t have to watch it, so shut the fuck up. I hardly watch tv anymore, so it’s not a problem. But, the fucking olympics are just on every conceivable media, and there is no escape. So what if we keep winning medals, it’s fucking boring me to tears.

Fuck rowing, double fuck cycling, the prissy immac legged supercunts, fuck them all. Twice. With barbed wire dildos.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Adele [5]

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What a total cunt!

Adele drops into Vancouver and ‘happens’ to visit a cat café which is very popular in JAPAN! Everyone else in Vancouver has to make a reservation to visit this shitty-business-plan-government-subsidized commercial for the SPCA, but not Adele. Why would she? This cunt doesn’t even live there, so no reservation required!

Just rocks up to the double security door (lest any kitties escape) with her kid and her fat, fat ass and mention that she’s Adele (her publicist smoothed it by saying an employee noticed the resemblance) and voilà, open table. A table which has a minimum charge AND cover charge for everyone else in town.

What an entitled cunt!

Nominated by: Dax

Tom Parker Bowles

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Tom Parker Bowles must take a full cunting.

The stuck-up spawn of that old trout Camilla is,apparently,a restaurant critic,although what qualifies him to do this is a mystery as great as that twat Gregg Wallace commenting on other peoples cooking. I’ve just been shown an article where Bowles takes his inbred,indolent self to a Wetherspoons and slags the quality of the food.

What the fuck did he expect to get at Spoonies? Roast swan? Peacock? I’d have told the cunt to go and fuck himself with a fence post wrapped in barbed wire. ..

ps His mother is a worn-out old slapper too.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Anjem Choudary [3]

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Has anyone given Choudary a cunting? I hear on the news that this industrial strength cunt has finally had his collar felt. ‘Bout bleeding time. I’d call for his immediate deporting after serving time but the twat was actually born here. Being British born and hating your homeland should be a capital crime.

Nominated by: Essesmess

I’d like to cunt that flee ridden piece of shit Choudary. How come it’s taken so long for our wanking judicial system to bring this smelly shitbag to justice.

Nominated by: Lord Swinging Balls

( And again over at my place : Dio )

Antonio Gramsci

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I’d like to cunt Antonio Gramsci (who he?).

Most people are familiar with Marx, but the truly dangerous cunt was Gramsci. Upon realising that a spontaneous revolution would never occur from the proletariat, Gramsci came up with a fiendish plan.
Cultural Marxism. Gramsci’s idea was that the revolution could be brought about by altering the culture of society, in order that it was impossible for people to express themselves, or for any institution to operate, outside of Marxist theory.

How was this to be achieved? Marxists were to infiltrate the education system, the civil service and the media. Each lesson taught, each lecture given, each bureaucratic decision taken and each column or program produced would be done so within Marxist dialectic.

As each infiltrator toils away, setting their tone in place, it little by little has an effect on those around them. A percentage will be Lenins fabled “useful idiots”, who will fall into line subconsciously and further the agenda. Some will rage against the movement, but as the public become indoctrinated with the Cultural Marxist dialectic, their attacks will seem discordant with “sane” discussion and so their thoughts are dismissed.

This eventually leads to a point where society cannot act outside of a Marxist socialist framework. The young have been brought up to think in one way only, and will not allow any alternative to penetrate their minds.

Have Gramsci’s ideas taken root where Marxist Leninism failed? I’d say look at the teachers at the local comprehensive, the lecturers at the University. Look at the BBC and Guardian. Talk to Fat Carole at the council, or Jacinta at the Home office.

Gramsci was, and is, the most dangerous cunt who ever lived. How do you counter him? Talk to your kids about politics.

Nominated by: Cato