Rumanian Pimps

Posted on November 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

T’aint this Capitalist world wondrous me dears. For every need up springs a market. Now doine me neck orf the woods the seasonal field work is slowing until the Christmas period and many orf the migrant fillies are looking for a spot orf sex work to tide them over until they start the turkey plucking. Simple rural ways.

Many orf these fillies are Rumanian, indeed quite a colony orf ’em and they range from the decrepit to the well worth thinking about or at least getting a supply orf antibiotics in from me quack. Fly in the ointment is that the prozzies are not self employed if you get me drift. They work under the aegis orf some Rumanian cunt who tours the area in a battered Merc towing a caravan in which to offer the necessary. Must admit I orn occasion turn a nice few quid orf the cunt by allowing access to me barns and stables and hiring oit riding crops and leather saddles and such like.

Problem is el cunto is as dodgy as they come and I know he is robbing me blind. The cunt is connected and half the county depends orn him and his mates for a steady supply orf field labour so we have to take it. Did I hear you say Plod? Bollocks to that. All deep in the cunt’s pocket. Anyway you cunts depend on such arrangements for your meat and two veg. Gangland extortion in rural England shock horror.

Roll orn Christmas.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

KT Tunstall

Posted on November 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

KT Tunstall is a cunt…

Apart from her music being crap and appearing with that Jools Holland cunt on every Cuntenanny show on New Year’s Eve, she’s a proper pretentious tart… Apparently her real name (Kate) wasn’t ‘rock star’ enough so she adopted the stupid KT tag… Don’t see what the daft mare is on about… It was good enough for Kate Bush..

‘KT’ said the following on the matter: “Kate just makes me think of a buxom lass baking bread for her man working in the fields…. I have no problem with that, but it’s just not really how I pictured being a rock star….” Talk about pretentious and up your own arse..

And as for ‘rock star’? That’s a fucking laugh… Daft deluded cunt..

Nominated by: Norman

Heathrow expansion protesters

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to cunt Heathrow expansion protesters. Yet again we have these fucking (young) middle class SJW’s lying on a road with their arms linked together in a fucking drainpipe shouting shit about not wanting another runway at Heathrow.

What really grinds my testicles is that they probably don’t live anywhere near the fucking place. Some cunt even had the audacity to bring out a banner saying ‘Runner beans not Runways’. I tried to find ‘buying runner beans near Heathrow’. Even the internet couldn’t find anything.

Don’t get me wrong. I do feel for those who will lose their homes, businesses and pubs, etc. However, I am in the fucking ‘flightpath’ of HS2 so will be willing to take the fucking money and move on with a nice bit of cash in my pocket and compo to boot. I hate where I live anyway so fuck it.

Most of these cunt’s protesting aren’t directly affected. Fuck off home. There’s plenty of perfect arable land for growing fucking runner beans in Surrey. You probably already know that which is why you made the banner, you fucking whinging cunts.

Nominated by: Wankycunt

Andi Peters

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I was just flicking through the channels and I saw Andi Peters hawking food products on QVC, no doubt because he obviously works out 7 days a week at the White Swallow Gym & Steam Rooms.

So he has decided to cash-in by claiming his recipes is the key to his physique.

Fucking money-grabbing arse bandit

Nominated by: Boaby

Dead Pool (44)

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted that despite surviving 634 assassination attempts, Fidel Castro has passed away!

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 44…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Here’s the Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck