I’d like to nominate busty lesbian milfs in stockings, licking each others arses as cunts.
Now i wait and see what photo will be in the header….
Nominated by : Birdman
The mannequin challenge
Can someone please explain this shitty “mannequin challenge”?
Everyday I feel a little less connected to this world. I’m all for never growing up and staying forever young, but the world has gone barmy. Organised fun should be left to the under tens, and any older cunt doing shite like ice bucket challenges should be sent to reeducation classes.
There they will be verbally abused until they realize its only patter. They will go without social media until they can talk to each other face to face for more than five minutes without being upset at other people’s facial expressions.
They will be taught to wear what they like , and not have to copy any hipster trends coz hipsters who do not change will be shot. And apart from the wimmin, the “men” will learn to get horny over the opposite sex again…
And they will learn that when some doss cunt throws icy water over themselves or grows a moustache that they are just fucking eejits with no hope and will be terminated.
Here’s to a brave new world with no cunty eejits to encumber us……
Nominated by : Birdman
118 118
118 118 need to be cunted. I don’t think I have ever used it and when I checked how much the cunts charge I never will. £3.49 per call and £3.49 per minute thereafter (minimum 1 minute) apparently so I think they charge you best part of £7 for a fucking number. What a load of cunts.
Who the dumb cunts are who call them I don’t know, why not Google the number for free and if your an old cunt with no phone ask/ring some cunt who can look it up for you. It’s one of those situations where I don’t know who the biggest cunts are? 118 118 or the people who use it. It’s no wonder they have now moved into money lending after ripping off all these cunts.
I remember those two annoying 70s athlete lookalike cunts in the Mews where I live running up and down like a pair of cunts, with all the Media cunts in the Office below me lapping it all up like a load of cunts. ‘Got your number’ yeah I got yours as well, you cunts.
Nominated by: Black and White cunt
God botherers [2]
Those God squad door knockers are cunts.
Had a cunt bang on the door…..and if Jesus had come back as a ginger, he was at my door.
Didn’t give the cunt a chance and gave him a full broadside, finishing with there’s no God or gods or fairies or unicorns.
He said “I have faith and belief so therefore it’s true.”
I said “I didn’t realise it worked like that but now believed he owed me ten grand and I don’t take cheques.”
They don’t knock anymore….
Nominated by: J R Cuntley
The ‘unnamed passenger’
A cunting for the “Unnamed Passenger”
Apparently at Wallsend Metro station some eastern european had been drunk,hassling women,begging and generally being a cunt. The station announcer had told the cunt over the tannoy to cut it out and that his behaviour might be acceptable in his own country,but it wasn’t here.
Although admitting that the man was causing trouble, one brave “unnamed passenger” had been left so “shocked,upset and offended” that they felt the need to report the announcer for racism.
What a fucking twat.
Nominated by: Dick Fiddler