Lorryfucks

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I’d like to give a solid gold cunting to certain selfish fucking cunt HGV drivers on the motorway. Prime example this week whilst trying to get onto the motorway using a seriously short (correction, fucking dangerously short) fucking sliproad, on the way back from a works Christmas do.

The fucking cock who came screaming up my arse like he was in a fucking Yorkie advert, and then giving me a minute-long blast of his horn can cunt off. Stop hugging the other HGV in front’s arse and trying to form a mile long juggernaut train you fucking spastic cunt. It’s illegal to stop on a sliproad as far as I know. Knob. I mirrored and signalled, and had to do a Donald Campbell just to get out the way.

At best, I had to slam my foot on the gas and take off full throttle like fucking Iceman roaring off the carrier-deck of the USS Fucking Hell in his Tomcat just to try and get ahead of the macho twat. Most HGV drivers aren’t too bad, but this one was a prime of life cunt in the premium selection. Fuck that bollocks.

Smell it? I was fucking sitting in it. Twat.

Nominated by: Twatvarnish

Zeineb Badawi

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Zeineb Badawi is a cultural marxist BBC cunt.

Am ill at the moment so couldn’t sleep last night and stupidly put on hardtalk on BBC news.Badawi was interviewing a mixed race south African comedian Trevor Nah who is. Pretty liberal. Anyway she sneeringly asked him if he regretted telling racist jokes about himself. When he dismissively said no I am a comedian and that is self deprecation which is part of my act

Badawi kept quoting Lenny Henry saying he regretted telling un pc jokes and asked Trevor Noah why he didn’t agree with Henry before saying I wouldn’t ever say racist comments about myself to which Noah said yeah well you aren’t a comedian. Did this stupid bitch think she could pull the race card on a black guy and succeed? Fair play for the guy for not walking out.

I mean surely the fact she assumes that all black people should automatically agree with her and Lenny Henry is a sign of racism on her part. Badawi is a cunt and the license fee is a joke.

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

Cats [2]

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Cats need a good cunting on here. Full bowl of food and the fuckers still murder anything smaller than them and they’ll only shit in other people’s gardens, normally those like me with kids.

They are solitary animals too, so no, they don’t love you, you’re just the daft cunt that feeds the selfish murdering little fucker.

My dog should be an honorary member of the RSPB, she fucking hates cats.

Nominated by: Blimpo

U2

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U2’s ‘Songs Of Innocence’ album was obviously filched off William Blake, but David Axelrod also did a fine album with that title in 1968… Bozo and Co’s next one will be called ‘Songs Of Experience’ which was also another good Axelrod album (1969)…

It’s OK for U2 to nick album titles and photographs (The Unforgettable Fire album cover), but they try to financially and professionally ruin some ex-employee for trying to sell one of Bozo’s pimp hats?!

Nominated by: Norman

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ISAC moaners

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Cunts who whinge about content on ISAC.

How fuckin shite is your life that you get in a tizz when a cunter has their nomination put up and you have no knowledge of it?

Maybe the whinging contingent could form their own wee committee to rubber stamp what nominations are deemed worthy.
Maybe they could become admin and take over nominations.
Maybe they could realise that some cuntings aren’t universal and they could wait on the next one and not go acting like a fuckin puppy craving attention.

Maybe they could fuck off and stop bringing this site down with their shite.

Or maybe, they should just get a fuckin clue the cunts.

Nominated by Birdman