Peter Davies

A cunting for Peter Davies.

This is some 90 year old veteran who has decided to “transition”. The cunt’s G.P. has put it on oestrogen tablets (no waste of NHS funds there),it has taken to dressing in woman’s clothes,and it has joined the fucking Women’s Institute. I hope it gets fucked to death by Peter Stringfellow.

All this shite about being “trapped” in the wrong body is just fucking wrong. People are born either male or female,and that’s all there is to it. The perverts who claim otherwise are self-indulgent freaks who have a mental disorder,not a physical one. Pandering to their delusions does them no favours,and they should not be indulged. Millions of pounds are wasted just so that a bunch of weirdos can prance around making unconvincing attempts to defy nature.

Euthanaize the whole lot of them,be they 9 years old through to 90. That should save the NHS a few quid,and prevent the risk of an ordinary red-blooded male,who had possibly had a few beers too many, making a terrible mistake and attempting to board one of these decepticons.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes and Legs-it.

The shit storm surrounding The Daily Mail front page last week needs a cunting. The offending headline draws attention to the fact that both Treezer and wee Burney have got legs. Phew! The usual suspects have jumped on the bandwagon to scream “SEXISM!”. Comrade Corbyn demonstrates his firm grasp on history by commenting that it is 2017. In a rare show of Labour solidarity, Harriet Harmen and Yvette Cooper do the same. Ed Millerband broke ranks, but kept to a historical theme by plagiarising a very old joke while Catherine Mayer, co-founder of the Women’s Equality Party, blamed Brexit on this sort of thing. Meanwhile Sky News’ breakfast time ginger skank Sarah-Jane Mee (me-me-me-me) opined that this was precisely the sort of thing which kept wiminz out of politics, thereby defining wiminz as fragile little flowers who cannot take a fucking joke. Sexist much? Cunts.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

Promise vs Suggestion

I’d like to cunt the thick cunts who do not know the difference between a suggestion and a promise.

Here is the definition of a suggestion;
An idea or plan put forward for consideration.

Here is the definition of a promise;
A declaration or assurance that one will do something or that a particular thing will happen.

The two are quite different things. A few examples of a suggestion would be;

Lets go to the pub.
Lets have chips for tea.
Lets go to the seaside at the weekend.

Now these are promises;

We will go to the pub.
We will have chips for tea.
We will go to the seaside at the weekend.

You see, completely different aren’t they? Only a fucking moron would confuse the two.

Just like the fucking remoaner morons who think “Lets fund the NHS instead” is a fucking promise! It is a suggestion, you dos fucking CCCCCUUUUNNNNTTTTSSSS!

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.