Remade Christmas songs

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Apart from the Dioclese Christmas song of course!

I’d like to nominate remade Christmas songs in wake of the wankfest this year.

This came to mind after seen that smug cunt Alexander Armstrong’s album because every single bastard you get those fucking albums from cunt celebrities like Armstrong or that twat Buble making Christmas albums of songs that aren’t even theirs. Any cunt can sing those shite songs in a low pitched voice yet because these cunts are celebrities they can to use it as a money making scheme to fill their pocket lining.

Genuinely hope any cunt like them get flattened by a Christmas tree for them exploiting the stupidity of those buying them and for their parasitic acts, the cunts.

Nominated by Lord Cuntington

With regard Christmas song remakes, nothing takes the shit-biscuit more savagely than bogtrotter extraordinaire Sir Cunt Geldof remixing the Band Aid abomination for another airing every ten fucking years. According to Wikipedia there have been FOUR versions now (and I only thought we were on cuntfest backslapping version three).

I mean, Geldof must have afforded his mansions solely from royalties from The Boomtown Shitrats back catalogue, right guye?

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

How about the Chas C version of “Bland Aid 31” – track 6 here?

It’s even got Goboff in the video! YouTube banned it. Humorless cunts…

Shamelessly plugged by Dioclese

Mad Mike Hughes

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Mad Mike Hughes.
What a cunt.

He is one of the ‘flat earth’ lot. Doesn’t believe in science, but has built a rocket in which he plans to fly (kill himself in). If he survives he’s gonna run for governor in California.

And I quote: “I’m a walking reality show.”
No, you’re not.

“I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the area, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that’s not science, that’s just a formula.”
Okay then.

This guy is making himself a poster boy for regression. Actually glamorising the deliberate act of willful ignorance. It’s bad enough there are old testamenters, but this flat earth lot are another level.

Idiocy of this nature appeals to children because of its playful naivety. In this way future generations can be affected by these fools and steer our species back to the swamps.
This is why he is a cunt.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Sajid Javid M.P

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Nomination for Business Secretary Sajid Javid. This slap headed piece of troll jizz has called for more new homes to be built and solve Britain’s housing crisis, but there is a problem,the Baby Boomer generation.

Yes they are all selfish NIMBY cunts with no clue of the real world, who have paid off their mortgage so anyone else can go and fuck themselves. No you cunt, the reason we have a housing problem is because successive governments open our borders to any boat jumping towel head, every unskilled Boris from Eastern Europe and various African shitholes being plagued by war,famine,drought,ebola or Bob Geldof.

Nominated by liberal liquidator.

Shamrock Diplomacy

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Well bugger me, who’d have thought the bigots orf Ulster would turn oit to be the saviours orf Blighty. Arlene Foster orf the DUP is derailing the Irish sea border stitch-up with the EU and there-bye injecting a spot orf backbone into the Hunchback orf Downing Street. Indo-Mick Teashop cunt Varadka can shoot his prussic poftah mouth orf as much as he likes and bum up with that hissing knot orf serpents in Brussels to shaft dear old Blighty but with Foster making the headlines they will find oit what “No Surrender” means. Unless dear Arlene has already struck a lucrative under the table deal.

Oh – and never forget The Irish Republic supported the krauts in WWI and WWII. Jairmany calling. Jairmany calling…..

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

Will Ferrell

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Will Ferrell is a cunt…

About as funny as gangrene for a start, but trust those BBC cunts to have a clueless cuntfuck like this Yank/Plank/Wank knobhead on their football predictions shite with that squeaking poove Lawrenson…. Totally shite pundits are one thing (Phil Nev, Sinclair, Keown, that daft Scouse bitch on ‘Final Score) is one thing… But a Hollywood knobknocker who wouldn’t know the difference between Accrington Stanley and Juventus? What a cunt and what a load of cunt…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41973340

Nominated by Norman.