I am going to mega cunt Lloyds TSB!

Why? Perhaps I am not being rational here but my reasons are as follows :

1, Internet banking – well apparently my nice secure password Fucku2 was unacceptable

2, On separation from Mrs Benny MKII they swore that neither of us could independently remove themselves from the joint account, Well not so as it panned out, sitting in a restaurant trying to impress future MRS Benny (MkIII), I have my card declined and a swaith of threatening letters about an overdraft on an account that I now seem to be solely responsible for (and they have emptied my current account to fill the hole caused by the myriad of direct debits that have fuck all to do with me)

3, After that abortion the over generous over draft, I shit you not I have an overdraft! I can go over by £200 pm if I want and then the magic card stops working only on this occasion my un agreed overdraft stopped the card at £1000 and they fucking charged me bank charges on that!

4, Well today was the final straw I phoned the telephone banking system that to say the least is arse at the best of time and the fucks have deleted my pass code (which is numeric and not rude) I can not fucking believe the incompetence of the fuckers.
All this coupled with such a shit interest rate have made me decide that the black horse can fuck right off.

What a bunch of cunts!!!!

Nominated by a very pissed off Lord Benny

A Cunting for celebrities/actors on serious debate panels

I nominate the undeserved privileged few who “identify” themselves ( check me out all up to the minute diversity aware) as actors / singers who go on debate panels like question time etc as a voice of the fucking people/general all round oracle on current affairs.

Fuck me Im just back in country and had recorded the last few question times to boil my piss whilst I re-acclimatized to our great lands only to be met with Brian Cox on question time letting me know I’m a cunt for voting to leave the most undemocratic fucking stitch up of the peoples of the UK that has ever been perpetrated. Why is it that this country somehow believes that just because you are an actor your views somehow have extra credence ? Seriously? When one of these cunts spouts an opinion, the news is all fucking over it but why ?

They are usually not academic. Off to drama school luvvies who have never had to live a normal life. Cox isn’t the only one guilty of this , but I’m baffled why the general populace would be swayed by an actor ? what the fuck is wrong with us ? Taking a celebrities view on shit ? 90% of the populace is better informed than them anyways. I’m a Scot and I know Cox is a cunt , as I do Ewan McGregor

Why do broadcasters even bother getting them on ? Pathetic cunts lapping their shite up and pathetic cunts buying the doom scenarios.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

James O’Brien has shown what a cunt he is again.

Now, I don’t think much of our PM, she seems to have got this far through sheer dumb luck and having a clueless communist arsewipe as leader of the opposition, but for perennial cunt O’Brien to brand her ”morally corrupt” over this whole Windrush fuck up is joke.

Honestly, this man’s cuntitude leaves me at a loss for words. Who the fuck is he really? Some two bit radio hack.

James O’Brien…… just shut up and kindly fuck off. Cunt.

P.S I hope this bastards makes the Wall Of Cunts soon.

Nominated by,Prime Minister Sinister

A few days ago, we were told that the Skripals had “miraculously” survived because it had been washed off the car door handle.

This pm, we are “reliably informed” (ha bloody ha) that Salisbury will be the first area of National Biohazard Interest in GB, and is likely to remain so for a long time.

I can also think of a large number of reasons why Amber Dudd needs cunting…
Not being able to do the most straightforward job without cocking the whole thing up is a good place to start.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

A middle class cunting for ‘Thought for the Day’
This pops up every morning at 8.45 on the today programme (I told you it was middle class)
They have a procession of god botherers from various faiths giving mealy mouthed words of wisdom on daily subjects. But here’s the thing – they all sound the fucking same. Drivelling bollocks designed to say fuck all in a 2 minute slot. You wont tell the Peaceful cunt from the Catholic cunt from the Hindu cunt from the Rabi.
It would be worth listening to if there was some contrast.

Death to infidels perhaps.
No surrender no Popery maybe.
Pro-life cursing and calling down of hellfire and damnation.
God hates faggots.
You get the idea? What they really think. Anything with an honest, even if bigoted and twisted, viewpoint from these pathetic po-faced appeasing cunts.

And now the weather with Thomas Shavenknackers.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble