Flying Insects

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BzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz (while you’re in the garden) zzzzZZZZ

FUCK OFF! (swipe)

Now they fly next to your ear ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZ FUCK OFF!! Ow!

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Whip! Get lost or it’s raid time BZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ whip! Hah got ya, fucking leave my dinner alone, tell your friends

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(High pitched) zszszszszszszszsszszsz BASTARD (swipe), fuck off zszszszszszszszszszszszs (smash) great the fucking lamp zszszszszszszszszszsz TSSSSSSSCCCHHH taste some raid you bastard. Now I am going back to bed.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Dave Haslam

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Dave Haslam is a cunt…

The ex-Hacienda DJ and err… ex-Hacienda DJ is organising a ‘Love Music Hate Racism’ night… Haslam has done this in response to ‘contentious’ comments by the singer Morrissey about religion and politics…. Haslam went on about being ‘let down by Morrissey’ and Morrissey’s support for ‘Tommy Robinson and the far right’….

So, basically this pillock doesn’t bat an eyelid at the hordes on social media, local councils, politicians, big media companies and cunts like the BBC indulging and pussyfooting round their precious pet peacefuls and turning a blind eye to grooming gangs, ‘fuck the police’ marches, and terror plots… Yet a past his prime singer says that Tommy Robinson tells it like it is and it’s open season… One of those camelbuggering cunts commits carnage at a Manchester pop concert and it’s candles and ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’… ie: ‘Nothing to see here! They’re not all bad etc’…. But Morrissey says a couple of words and it’s hang him high…

This is typical leftist libflake shite in a bottle… It’s only ‘racism’ when they say it is and when it’s ‘their’ type of ‘racism’… Racism against white and English people and grooming and raping innocent English girls doesn’t count… But anyone who criticises these bastards and defends those who do the same (like Robinson or Morrissey) does so at their peril…..

Leftism is the new fascism…

Nominated by Norman

Cash Only businesses

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Cash Only businesses are cunts, aren’t they?

Could anybody elucidate me on this matter: A commercial business opens, perhaps a hairdresser or a restaurant/café. They then display a sign saying “Cash Only.” This means they can bypass any paper trail of receipts and consequently pay fuck all in tax.

Sometimes the sign is on the front window! How audacious can they be? It’s as if they’re bragging about avoiding the taxman!

Ubiquitous culprits of this include Romanian hairdressers, tiny shops with aggressive-looking Kurdish “barbers”, and any “restaurant” selling Asian food.

Why aren’t these places being raided? I understand the Police are busy arresting Tommy Robinson or people who’ve got hurt feelings on the internet but meanwhile these fuckers are creaming it in. They want all the benefits from society without contributing anything. Have HMRC indefinitely closed down?

Dirty, money-grubbing, tax-dodging, gold-toothed rats.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

“Cash only” displayed in the window dahn my manor generally indicates the willingness orf the proprietor to deal in a civil manner with those little exigencies in life that require to be sorted orn a mahn to mahn basis. IE cashola available for protection to the local firm, local plod and local enterprise for such as a spot orf diesel, some gas or electric or a no strings attached installation orf SKY or NETFLIX ect ect.

Supported by Sir Limply Stoke

Electric cars [3]

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A cunting for yet another bit of green bullshit.
Electric cars and the government wanting a charge point in every new-build.
Leaving aside the dubious ‘green’ credentials of electric cars and the grid generating problems which will arise, let’s look at a practical aspect of charging.

In any town the streets are choked both sides with parked cars, day and night. So there will be a cable coming out of each house across the pavement? Or will each house have a charging pole at the kerbside? I don’t think this has been thought through. Most houses are not new builds. Most houses don’t have drives or off-road parking.
Another example off bollocks masquerading as environmentally sound.
The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Sophia Hadjipanteli

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You’ve got to cunt the unibrow model or cunt the BBC for running the story on the ugly model who would make the most frightening emoticon ever!

They say she’s a Greek Cypriot which should mean she’s isolated from the rest of the world by the Mediterranean, thank fuck.

Don’t, whatever you do, try to search for a photo of her on the internet ‘cos you’ll suffer PTSD for the rest of your life. (Oh fuck! Too late – Admin)

Her eyebrows look like somebody’s weaved a pigtail on her forehead. There’s a side benefit tho’ .. no need to think about what your next weight loss diet will be.. one look at this and you won’t be able to eat for weeks..

The fucking BBC will put anything on their website no matter how nauseous it makes us

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker