“Hey granpaw, sez hayer thit they’s mekkin’ uh noo ‘Indiana Jones’ movie!”.
“Wassat, sonny?”.
“Ah sayeed THEY’S MEKKIN’ UH NOO ‘INDIANA JONES’ MOVIE!”.
“Land sakes boy, ain’t no need ta yell. Ah ain’t deef!”.

Well I suppose that Hollywood being Hollywood, the land of sequels, franchises and reboots, they just couldn’t leave well alone. Indy’s last outing was over ten years ago, the “Crystal Skull” farce, but it made a shed load of dosh. Now Steven Spielberg says that a new “Indy” is in the works, with a scheduled release date of July 2022.

There’s been talk of casting a new actor as Indy, but Spielberg says that Harrison Ford is such an iconic presence that nobody else could possibly fill his boots. I can understand the reasoning, but there’s just one small problem. We all expect Indy to do stuff like jump out of burning planes, get dragged along behind speeding trucks, and generally kick shit out of Nazis, commies, and other badhats. By the time the film hits the screen, Harry will be eighty; it won’t be so much a case of whether he can still swing that bullwhip with zest, but whether he can manage to swing by the post office to pick up his old age pension.

The new film is provisionally titled “Indiana Jones 5”. May I respectfully suggest to the producers that it be called “Indiana Jones and the Last Zimmer Frame” when released. It sort of sounds appropriate for a last sad attempt to squeeze more out of their cash cow. Come on guys, this just doesn’t fly for me. Knock it on the head before you embarrass yourselves.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A quick cunting for the prick next door and every other fucker who thinks it’s a great idea to have a bonfire in their garden.

This time of year, the windows are open, freshly washed clothes on the washing line and we’re happily sat outside enjoying the weather. What the fuck, my house will fucking stink for days, I’ve got to re-wash the clothes and we can’t sit outside any more. Just take it down the tip mate, they are open now.

What a complete and inconsiderate cunt. Just had to get that one off me chest.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit

I am indebted to Mrs. Boggs for pointing this article out to me That said, she deserves a cunting for reading this site on a daily basis, but I won’t do it myself as itmight make me go blind.

The site in question is called “Digital Spy” where fat lazy workshy idiots (but enough now of Mrs. Boggs) foregather at all hours of the day and night to emote.

The latest object of their tears was the occassion, thispast week, of the last of the present series of Eastenders. Their fans have been in mourning for some time now since th enumber of transmitted episodes has been halved to try to keep it on air. Sadly this week thet reached the end of the road – reason enough for wailing and weeping, but three simple words pushed some of the cunts over the edge:

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eastenders/a32891678/eastenders-hidden-final-message-hiatus/

A good job these soy boys and daft trollops were not such devout fans of Are You Being Served>, since God knows what would have happened on the last episode when they saw the caption:

“You have been watching”

Seriously there is so much in real life to be worried about, upset about – surely the temporary absence of one insignificant show shouldn’t cause such trauma.

Bring back Crossroads.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I’d like to nominate the thousands of cunts who descended on Bournemouth today, clogging up the roads, parking wherever they felt like (the traffic wardens should have had a good day), leaving their litter all over the place and probably their shit as well, since most of the public toilets are still closed.

A ripe breeding ground for the corona virus if ever there was one. What sort of a day out is it anyway, sitting on a baking hot beach, surrounded by thousands of other irresponsible cunts, then sitting in traffic for hours trying to get home, with screaming brats in the back seat.

Cunts deserve everything they get, parking fines included.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven

Priyamvada Gopal

Who? This utter cunt, according to her Twatter bio is a lecturer at Cambridge University and an author. Of hate whitey pamphlets if her latest tweets are anything to judge her by:

“Abolish whiteness”. “I’ll say it again. White lives don’t matter.”
“As white lives”
Posted on 22/06

After a barrage of protests against this racist filth, to Cambridge university, the university replied:

“The university defends the rights of its academics to express their own lawful opinions which others might find controversial and deplores in the strongest terms abuse and personal attacks”
Stated 24/06.

Well, that’s ok then. Cunts. There is a petition to have this racist, race baiting , hateful poisoner of young minds, removed from her position of privilege:

https://www.change.org/p/cambridge-university-fire-cambridge-professor-for-racism

The double standards and hypocrisy in the UK, academia- funded by the taxpayer it hates and hold with total contempt. Sign the petition, share the link.

An essential cunting!

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

And seconded with this:

Priyamvada Gopal is a cunt.”Professor” Gopal hates white people and is a professor at Cambridge “university”and teaches our young minds Colonial and post colonial literature and theory, gender and feminism, marxism and critical race theory. In other words she teaches our youth to hate themselves and where they come from. Thousands of young people made miserable and unemployable. She’s Indian so what the fuck is this cunt doing in our country at our expense. We are paying to end our own culture and country. Come on Priti Patel,boot the cunt out.

Nominated by: Smug cunt

And smashed again with this:

Cambridge University and Professor Priyamvada Gopal definitely deserve a universe sized cunting for their actions. Gopal proved that she is a racist, cock sucking piece of shit by tweeting “White Lives Don’t Matter”. So Cambridge showed that they will not tolerate racism in any form, right? Right? Wrong. After inevitably receiving a torrent of abuse and death threats, Cambridge decided that it would support anti-white racism by not only letting Gopal the Gobshite keep her job, but also by promoting her to professor. As a man who is married to a black woman, I despise racism. But I’m tempted to use a bit toward Gopal the Gobshite. I won’t though, because I’m better than that. And I’m clearly better than this sack of shit ‘academic’. I’m also not a hypocrite.

So, Cambridge is saying here that it’s absolutely, disgustingly wrong to be racist toward non-white people, but absolutely, perfectly ok to be racist toward white people. What a fucked up, shitty country we now live in. Because will not be an isolated incident. This will embolden other non-white racists to get in on the act. I predict that this will lead to a rise in verbal and physical racist abuse toward white people. Naturally, this police will completely ignore it, and perhaps even blame the victims, just like Rotherham and Rochdale police did with the victims of the muslim peado rape gangs. But when the inevitable retaliation comes, they will crack down. On white people, for protecting themselves and their families, because the police wouldn’t do thing.

This is a good opportunity for Boris and the rest of the government, after all the bullshit they spouted in support of the Marxists in BLM, to show that THEY will not tolerate racism in any form, by defunding Cambridge as a punishment for them support racists. I won’t hold my breath though.

Cambridge and Gopal, you can suck camel dick. You bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw