Bercow is a hypocritical cunt.

Having finally left the commons, I actually thought this nasty, deranged, dwarf of a cuck would slither off into obscurity. No such fucking luck. He’s come out in defence of Julian Lewis, the so called Conservative MP, who plotted against another Conservative with Labour and the SNP to steal the Chairmanship of the commons intelligence and security committee from Chris Grayling, the government’s preferred choice. Now, granted, Grayling wouldn’t be my first choice for anything, but to actually plot with opposition MPs to get a Chairmanship, purely for your own advancement, you’ve got to be a cunt.

Well, the government responded to what I consider an act of treachery against one of his fellow party members, by withdrawing the whip from Lewis. Now Bercow has responded to this by calling the government “spiteful and malicious”. Excuse me? What the fuck did you just say, you nasty little dwarf? YOU, of ALL people, with a reputation for being an arrogant, entitled, bullying twat. YOU, who spent 3.5 years actively trying to erase the democratically expressed will of the British people, are going to use the words “spiteful” and “malicious” against others? Fuck off.

You toxic midget. You fucking hypocrite. How dare you call out anyone on their behaviour after what you’ve been accused of? It seems to me that little Bercow, despite his claims that he wasn’t bothered that he’s the first Speaker in centuries not to be automatically granted one, is still hugely butthurt about not getting a peerage. And let’s face it, when you’re dealing with an ego the size of Bercow’s we’re talking nuclear explosion levels of butthurt. Try some Anusol, you fucking hypocritical cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Obesity is No Longer the Responsibility of the Individual

I just read in The Daily Fail that 876,000 people went to a UK hospital last year for being obese, either diagnosed as obese (primary problem) or their obesity was causing problems such as joint problems (obesity was secondary but the cause of the admission.) The figures came from NHS Digital which I checked weren’t misreported in The Fail.

Staggering statistics and makes you want to shout ‘stop eating all the pies’ but nowadays you can’t say obesity is the fault of the individual or that it is down to the individual to lose weight. In fact, this was the conclusion of a study backed by the government as long ago as 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7047244.stm

There has been a move away from personal responsibility and doctors are arguing that obesity is either a disease or an addiction and certainly not the choice of the individual. https:www.thesun.co.uk/news/9527772/obesity-disease-epidemic-not-choice/

I also found this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-49795808 where a report by ‘top psychologists’ again say obesity is not the fault of the individual and trotted out the old cliché that poor people don’t have access to healthy food!!! Are you really telling me that a carrot isn’t cheaper than a bag of chips and that Lidl don’t sell fruit and veg?

I’ve just learned my local council estimates a revenue loss of 6 million quid this year due to the impact of SARS-Covid-2 but they still have a ‘wellness team’ on their payroll waiting to help you to not be fat. What a complete waste of money and my council tax contributes to that. There’s likely wellness teams up and down the country! Then there’s the cost of legislating for fatties – sin taxes on sugar for example. The Daily Fail article said Boris will be unveiling a plan to combat obesity – no doubt this means yet more money will be found from Rishi’s magic money tree that we’ll have to pay back in taxes. Some figures estimate 15% of the health budget alone could be spent on fatties between now and 2050.

When Katie Hopkins came out in 2015 telling fatties they just ‘need a kick up the arse’ she was denounced as a cruel ‘fat shamer’. I seem to remember Hopkins on the This Morning show saying she would put on a load of weight and then set about losing it thereby demonstrating just how bloody simple it is with a bit of effort. Then came the parade of the weak complaining ‘waaah, you’re horrible, I’m fat ‘coz its genetic.’

The world has gone mad and the politically correct approach is to call someone who is grossly fat as ‘a person living with obesity’, its not their fault, its because they’re deprived or they are victims of the obesity epidemic. There you have it, this is just PC bullshit from liberals. Fatties are victims and the State is responsible.

And on that note I’m off for a long walk with the dogs.

Nominated by: Cuntologist 

I want to nominate the irresponsible cunt who whizzes along the Bournemouth promenade on one of those one-wheel gadget things – Segways!

Saw him again this evening and he must have been doing a good 30mph on that thing, swerving from side to side as he avoided other people.

I’ve seen a few arseholes on these things, but he’s the worst and could quite easily kill someone in a collision.

He’s a cunt, so are the retailers who sell it, so is the cunt who invented it.

Nominated by: Mystic Maven 

The Planet of the Apes. No, not the film but the fate of the earth.
Overall world population is predicted to decline by the end of the century, but:-

‘Africa is the only world region projected to have strong population growth for the rest of this century. Between 2020 and 2100, Africa’s population is expected to increase from 1.3 billion to 4.3 billion. Projections show these gains will come mostly in sub-Saharan Africa, which is expected to more than triple in population by 2100. ‘

We wont be around to see it but can you imagine a world sunk to the level of Nigeria or any of the African shitholes. They will be living in shit and moving out to overwhelm the borders of civilisation. We see how it has worked out now in areas of the USA, Caribbean, Europe.

God help our descendants.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Since the lockdown, I have noticed a lot of these cunts about. Tearing along the road with a poor mutt on a long leash trying to keep up.

Although I don”t own a dog, I and Mrs C have been  dog-sitting for three weeks every year for some time.

My experience in walking the said beast, is that  it likes to spend a lot sniffing about and generally wandering about at it’s own liesure.

I find it verging on animal cruelty by these “me, me, me” cunts who make their pets run full pelt along with them.

Ride your bikes by all means – but on your fucking own!

I also include joggers running with dogs in this cunting.

PS. My sister saw one of these cunts come off his bike when the dog suddenly stopped for a sniff and wrapped the leash around a tree. Ha! Fucking! Ha!

Nominated by: Cuntalugs