Neil Warnock.

I’m absolutely amazed that he hasn’t already been cunted by someone on this fine website. Does he hold the record for being the most sacked manager ever? I’d be amazed if he doesn’t. Why does the geriatric cunt keep getting employed? Even if he does get you promoted you’re highly likely to get relegated next season.

He’s a championship manager at best and is totally incapable of keeping anyone in the big time. As a Blades fan I think he’s a total cunt.

Good luck Boro, you’ll need it.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

I shall keep it sweet and simple; easy cook rice is a cunt.

It isn’t easier to cook than other rice as you still do the fundamentals of putting rice in a pan with water, so off the bat it’s a lying cunt.

It takes far, far longer than normal long grain rice and the end product is chewier and less appealing than its normal counterpart.

It isn’t tasty, like basmati, or individual in its purpose for a specific dish, like risotto rice.

It has flooded the supermarket shelves. Why?! Why is this? It fucks up meals as it is so shit. Such a poor product.

What a cunt!!!

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus

A good-gracious-gawd-blimey-duckie, cunting please for the egomanical tall story telling mini Mayor of London, who is apparently some sort of “iconic” gay magnet. He has been vouchsafing, to anyone who might be reading that he enjoyed his trips to a “notorious cruising spot” where he was chatted up by the left-leaning duckies who had important business engagements there with fellow fruity gentlemen:

https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/chancellor-sadiq-khan-enjoyed-being-eyed-up-by-hopeful-lads-on-clapham-common

If Sadprick really was in demand, I can only assume it was as a sugar daddy – I can’t imagine how any gay lad would want an undersized curry-stinking little runt like him, unless it was for the contents of his walet, rather than the contents of his ringpiece.

This begs the question, why did Khan keep making visits to a place he knew was frequented by men whose sexual appetites did not match his own?. Is he a voyeur, perhaps – a bit of late night relief after a busy day pouring over the latest stabbing figures for the kingdom he rules over , steaming up the back windows of cars while knocking one out to forget work worries – or is he just a boasting liar who dreams stories like this up to try to bolster his shrinking image?. Diversity is our strength, duckies, as Saddick would say.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Isaiah Jackson is a cunt. Who you may ask? Well this piece of low life scum from across the pond thought it perfectly justified to KNEEL on the neck of a white toddler.

Story here; https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/07/photo-appears-show-black-lives-matter-supporters-holding-kneeling-neck-white-baby/

No surprise the cunt was out on probation. Can you imagine if it were the other way around and it was a black toddler being subjected to such a horrific act.

Fuck the lot of them.

Nominated by: McCunterson

Those Who Dismiss ‘Unconscious Bias’

Sir Keir is to go on an ‘Unconscious Bias’ course cos he made some faux pas regarding BLM. ‘What a load of woke shite’ I initially thought.

But I’ve been thinking (always a dangerous thing to do). We often say ‘I don’t judge a person by the colour of their skin’ but is that actually true?

Let’s try this; take two newscasters say Clive Myrie and Huw Edwards. Now cunters put all preconceived ideas about black people out of your mind. Also put the personalities of these two men out of your mind as well if you can. Just think of their faces.

OK, you’re walking along the street no-one around then round a corner comes Clive. You see each other, walk on. Now the same with Huw;.walking along, round the corner he comes, you see each other. The same reaction?

Better example. Sir Lenny Henry, Frank Skinner. Once again just their faces. Lenny Henry comes round the corner, you see each other, walk on. Frank Skinner comes round the corner, you see each other, walk on. If I was honest I would have a more negative reaction to seeing the black face.

I will say in future ‘I try not to judge a person by the colour of their skin’ it’s more honest.
Sir Keir is going on this course and we should all follow his example.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic